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ask an American anything

Yeah, but it used to be legal to marry at 13 in a lot of states until not that long ago (see Jerry Lee Lewis), so I think any problem we have is to do with a nasty obsession with it.

Maybe the name Jerry has something to do with it - I bet teflon Seinfeld has some semi-developed skeletons in his closet :sus:.
 
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Someone needs to get the phone book out and unleash a pogrom on those twisted Jerry fucks!
 
ScotchMist said:
Why did you create shows where in folks short of a chromosome can bring their dysfunctional families and friends into a studio to do battle while the equally retarded audience whoop and cheer as these fucktards attack one another...

For example -

Due to this we ended up with this pondlife on our tv..



Thanks america ;)
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the only difference is Jeremy kyle is an irritating moody bell end who hides behind his steriod freak security so he can pick on the scally who spends all his dole on drugs giving kyle more ammunition to get cheap cheers from the crowd by belittle those he sees as below him to give him some pathetic feeling of power to walk around like his shit don't stink but you no deep down if you was to so much as shout at him in the street on his own he would piss his pants.

I do wonder why he's so fucking angry all the time, even when he tries to be nice you can tell he don't mean it at talks in a patronising way. it would be funny if his wife had an affair with one of the track suit wearing scallys on the show just because its him.

And has anyone ever thought to say after a lie detector test to give the lie detector a lie detector test its self to check that it went lying also.

don't even get me started on Jeremy kyle USA I'm sure springer was just like kyle back in the day but after years of rednecks arguing over incest related affairs between under age cousins has grinded him down that much he just stands there smiling like a tramp who used to own businesses but got divorced had a break down and now walks round town talking to lamposts.

tldr sorry to annoy you guys with my ramblings but its either here or Facebook and I have got a little bit of sense I think lol
 
I'd be a moody bellend if i had to deal with those scrapes. as for the lie detector things, theres ways to cheat them
 
ColtDan said:
I'd be a moody bellend if i had to deal with those scrapes. as for the lie detector things, theres ways to cheat them
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Let us in on the secret mate? I noticed my missus writing the Jeremy kyle number down and I'm getting worried. except he can't say get off my ass and get a job and support my kids because I have a job or no kids so the lie detector test is his last chance to feel superior and almighty who shall punish thee to a verbal thrashing of the jezza as the sheep clap and cheer.

hes like that school teacher everyone hates and puts you on after school detention for accidentally farting. it was a accident honest! how can you possibly define a accidental fart from an intentional one? This is why they got judge judy in America for cases like this
 
mattnotrik said:
why is it also standard to shout woo-yeah at everything
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youd be the same if your team scored a touchdown or when you start up your pick up truck or even watching wrestling in your trailer park you could never relate to these things cuz your too busy eating crumpets drinking tea and having a bloody splendid time doing so.

Just thought I'd throw in a bit of ignorant stereo typing from both sides so I'm not being biased ;)
 
Another thing why are Americans so shit at sports chants? go team, U-S-A repeat x20 and that wank world cup chant 'I think we are gonna win' its not Suprising you have bands and cheer leaders I'd rather be in a silent old Trafford where 70+ thousand day trippers with cameras get out sung by derby fans who treat it like a cup final but its a carling cup game against deby county than listen to such wank chants.
 
idk I think US soccer is pretty lame as well tbh

I dont really chant much of anything since im too busy talking to myself about the game

people start chants at soccer matches because there is literally nothing interesting going on 95% of the time
 
Also why are Americans so much better at being patriotic about there country with the flag waving from almost every building and national anthems belted out with pride and passion struggling to hold back the tears of the passion and love of your country that can do no wrong in the land of the free? but there too patriotic and its kind of embarrassing .

in this country its total opposite people are scared to be patriotic and fly the flag with pride for worry of being accused of being racist or offending someone like the Scottish, Welsh, Muslims, the local council, Brixton and 80% of Birmingham just to mention a few it's not worth the hassle.

The trouble is we hate each other too much, you get people slagging england football team to the max with there favourite scapegoat Wayne Rooney but soon be jumping up and down screaming his name when he scores. I feel kind of sorry for Rooney in a way cuz of him being so unlikable and the give a chav millions of pounds and still manages to be a chav but one with money so easy target. hes got to perform to his best consistently to get approval so works extra hard but never gets noticed. but heros like joe hart, John Terry and Steven Gerrard can do no wrong. There is a point here but when I find it I'll update.

its like jerry springers final thought but on stims youd be there forever cuz there's never a final thought on stims.

btw if youd bothered to read this far I'm on stims too but don't think it's too noticeable
 
Nah we dont hate each other, english people just like ripping the piss and moaning

What stims you on... i want me some speed
 
subotai said:
idk I think US soccer is pretty lame as well tbh

I dont really chant much of anything since im too busy talking to myself about the game

people start chants at soccer matches because thereerally nothing interesting going on 95% of the time
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you yanks just can't see the beauty of our football that we use our feet to kick the ball btw hence the name ;) even down to grass roots Sunday league mud filled pitch where its normal for a ref to get death threats and and thats just the kids games.

your never gonna convince an American that there was a really entertaining 0 - 0 draw its just not possible in there eyes.

futbal fans in America are like baseball fans in the UK never really admiting there a fan cuz they have no mates that like it and sit there all quite looking bemused at every getting involved with the football banter sitting quite but every now and then pretending to know something about football and end up embarrassing themselves.

I don't see the big fuss about American football? too many stopages and too tactical its like chess for meat heads in helmet's ffs. same with basketball just bursts of action then stop for tactical change during commercials and Same again and you say our football is not interesting. if we all had the time to sit through 4 hours of armoured rugby maybe those hats with the beer and straw might get more popular.
 
its the same arguments for both sides every time and honestly I dont really care

you watch your shit
ill watch mine

dont care
 
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