Legless Man Kills Girlfriend.

[Si Dread]

oh I give up

your pun was so shite I missed it!

 

[Raasyvibe]

... just as Oscar misses his feet.

Like a midget at a urinal the defence team need to on their toes

Rubbish again. You were so desperate to do the midget gag, you missed the fact it's Oscar who has no toes, not his defence team.

Worst pun ever. Again.

 

[One Thousand Words]

Isn't that why he employs his lawyers? Because of his own legal short comings?

So you are saying this isn't his favourite football club?

 

[Raasyvibe]

Thats his problem being in court - he misses all the footy!

 

[parttime crackhead]

Poor Oscar. He's taken some amount of abuse in this thread. As if living in a bin wasn't bad enough.

 

[One Thousand Words]

Most white South Africans are grouchy cunts though

 

[parttime crackhead]

 

[maxalfie]

You are supposed to have shits in the bathroom Oscar, not shots!

 

[Raasyvibe]

You are supposed to have shits in the bathroom Oscar, not shots!

I think he had a bit of both that night

 

[maxalfie]

Why all the fuss with Oscar Pistorius ?
He's not the first guy who got legless & shot a load into his missus thinking she was someone else.

 

[maxalfie]

During his trial, Oscar Pistorius has
appeared somewhat unstable. But a
couple of beer mats have done the trick

 

[Raasyvibe]

He's knee deep in sorrow

 

[Albion]

Do you reckon he ever knee fucked Reeva?

 

[One Thousand Words]

Nah, he strikes me as the sort of guy who might have a complex about it. Short man syndrome if you will

 

[Raasyvibe]

He couldn't stay erect for very long.

 

[One Thousand Words]

She just couldn't make his toes curl in bed

 

[Raasyvibe]

What is it that they say about guys with big feet?

 

[BecomingJulie]

They wear big shoes.

 

[parttime crackhead]

What do they say about guys with no feet?

They'll probably murder their girlfriend.

 

[Si Dread]

Pistorius to face psychiatric testing...

Apparently, Pistorius to to undergo psychiatric testing - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-27405303

Here we go, I gots a bad feeling about this... I always thought he'd somehow dodge a murder charge. Who thinks his case is now looking so flimsy, that he's been advised to go for the "temporary insanity" angle, assuming such a loophole exists in SA..?

You'd have to be half crazed in some way, to fire rounds through a closed toilet door regardless of whom you thought was behind it!