Write incoherent six word stanzas

[pmoseman]

Seems to be what you want to do.
(don't worry about following the actual guidelines, anything loosely related to the number 6 will do.)

This may not make sense to someone unfamiliar with write six word stories … if you feel insulted, ha ha.

So here is a poorly thought out example (it is related to six because it has sixteen words):

the kite is high
not high as me
stand below the kite
go ask the kite

 

[pmoseman]

The ruling seems to be a hyphenated word such as 'two-words' is actually two words but an apostrophated? word like 'you're' is just one word (grumble, grumble).

What about acronyms? GTFO.

 

[HdoubleODeezy]

I don't get it..

are you trying to say something about when people post multiple six word sentences in the six word stories to make their story or statement?
As in my post last night:

I really need a fucking beer.

Thinking, one beer I shall have.

But a beer causes me guilt.

Why do I always cave? Fuck!

I will pop two etizolam instead.

Haha alcohol, I win, You suck.

That's 6 lines of 6 words in the 6 words story thread.. 6.6.6. uh oh.

 

[HdoubleODeezy]

What about acronyms? GTFO.

That would be 4 words.

nbd, js, k? = 6

No big deal, just sayin, k?

But i don't see the point in using acronyms in this type of thread.. it would kind of defeat the purpose of it.

 

[Papaverium]

I think I understand this thread.

Now I'm gonna post in here.

Some six-word, six stanza stories.

That last sentence was nice alliteration.

Elephants have two sets of knees.

Now it's your turn to post.

 

[pmoseman]

You could write 6 6 6 story word stanzas.

The use of acronyms should not only save the writer time, more concern should be on saving aggravation for the reader. If you do wish to use an acronym, it should be properly introduced, as such (AS). Then I would think an acronym becomes a single word when used AS.

 

[HdoubleODeezy]

I know, I get it too

But his example has confused me

They were only four word lines

Sixteen words is what he stated

What we are doing makes sense

His example does not, im sorry.

 

[ComfortablyNumb95]

I eat jelly made of foil
walk on feces-painteded jumping walls
suck on cops made of crack
jizz the mountain on my bed
but no one really knows that
I fear tigers more than bananas.

 

[pmoseman]

Spam is worth two cans more
Everyday but Saturday has two hands
Therefore two hands of cans Sam
Ignore the last two sentences now
Focus on the last two sentences
Buy the Spam with the wrapper

 

[ComfortablyNumb95]

yes, spam definetely is worth cans

but what you miss are chances

to poo a pie in me

and build a calculated jiraffe pen

now I'm off this bullshit

cause I have a browm limb.

 

[Kittycat5]

Giraffe is spelled with a Gee

Gee I wish I had giraffes

Giraffes and okapis are related

Related to me, I am drinking

Drinking strychnine for religion causes death

Death greets warm, I say goodbye

 

[Kittycat5]

Youre gone, I didnt wash vegetables

Cut with a cleaver for fun

Hope the Brazilian farmers used DDT

Fuck the eggs we want crops
.
My chihuahua ate the cooking scraps

Dinner is served now. Bon appetit

 

[SweetCaroline]

I don't care to do this
but yet it intrigues me so
Everyone has better poems than me
and part of me really cares
and the other part does not.

 

[Kittycat5]

Im going to bump this thread

More room for creativity and style

Plus I like the last one

I wrote while drunk and high

My dog is snoring loudly now

Shes little but a bad bitch

 

[herbavore]

Last night in the short dream
there was a silent purple storm
that came roiling over red mountains
and swallowed all sound
so that I woke up shocked
At the sound of being alive.

 

[JackiePeyton]

Dude lurks in the shower downstairs
He is the spirit of past
Eric saw him down the drain
And really came running upstairs fast
"Long hair look like a hippy"
He told Eric one day aghast
"Bald head like a cue ball"
That was his whispered retort back

 

[Br1ngTh3Ra1n]

It's 12;30 and l'm still awake
Bluelighting while listening to some music
Surely a beer in a hand
and peanuts in the the other
i did this poeme for no
reason what so ever .

 

[JackiePeyton]

Blind as bat, mad as hatter
red as beet, hot as Hades,
dry as bone, bowel/bladder lose tone
and the heart runs all alone

 

[herbavore]

the heart is like a metronome
the mind crazy with keys and
strings and pedals, vibrations, cascades of
notes or one deep sound that
carries you back home.
the body sings day after day.

 

[HdoubleODeezy]

Bad Guy Evil Twin Groundhog Day,
Talkin 2 Myself Wont Back Down,
Cinderella Man Almost Famous So Bad,
25 To Life You're Never Over,
No love Untitled Underground Not Afraid,
Soldier Till I Collapse Devils Night.

Haha