i think your definition of dangerous and their definition of dangerous are two totally different things. someone who obviously has next to no knowledge about synthesis is talking about ordering volatile chemicals and doing experimental reactions with them. they're going to consider that dangerous, dude. and i'm pretty sure they'll just laugh in your face if they come knocking on your door with a warrant and you start asking them about how to get a license to work with scheduled/controlled chemicals.
i don't mean this as an insult at all, so please don't take it as one -- do you realize how delusional you're being? you're a fugitive with barely any educational background trying to scrape together a digital income, and you think that you'll be able to convince the DEA to give you a license and convince Yale to accept you as a student? seriously?
you remind me of my IRL friend Brandon. he wouldn't shut up one night about how he could convince NASA to accept him as an astronaut if he just had a chance to talk to them. so the morning came, and i found a phone number for NASA. he gave them this huge speech about "why can't a guy, if he's willing to give the shirt off his back for his country, go to space if he wants to?" the person on the phone was straight up laughing at him, but he was so manic and delusional that he thought he actually was being convincing.
Brandon is now getting disability checks for "debilitating Bipolar disorder," and he is court ordered to take his antipsychotics or be forced to go back into a mental institution.