BlueHues
Bluelighter
You spent the last four Christmas'a sleeping under a staircase? Good spot if it's cold out...but every Christmas?
You Might Be A Junkie If... v. Oops, I nodded with the needle still in.
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You spent the last four Christmas'a sleeping under a staircase? Good spot if it's cold out...but every Christmas?
ykm420
Bluelighter
EVERY pair of bballs I have have at least ONE cigarette burn on them, if not many. Nod out>drop cigarette on lap.. I almost burned my dick clear off, luckily, my boxers saved me.
ykm420
Bluelighter
If you're jealous of Sylvester Stallone fucking veins..
Mr.Scagnattie
Bluelighter
Not me. I talked to one of my old running buddies and he filled me in on what he's been doing for the past while.. Ha. Harsh.
If you're jealous of Sylvester Stallone fucking veins..
Wow. That is just inhuman.
ykm420
Bluelighter
You're a wizard, skanknasty. His fkn crooks make me drool. If anyone who boots cannot hit first try, every single time, should not slam anymas. Let's go ask him if we can test our dope injecting abilities upon his god given talent.
P.s. (whatever that stands for) skanknasty was easier for me to remember. I hope we're still best friends.
If you're jealous of Sylvester Stallone fucking veins..
Holy fucking shit! i would give anything to have those fucking veins, except getting clean and being healthy which it probably requires lol.
BlueHues
Bluelighter
Mr.Scagnattie
Bluelighter
Who are you, again..?
Mr.Scagnattie
Bluelighter
^^
#snorterproblems
#snorterproblems
ykm420
Bluelighter
Your best friend? Remember? It twas all but a joke, now my feelings are hurt.
BlueSaffron
Bluelighter
If you go to cold cop, give dude your money and sit parked in your car in a shit neighborhood cos he's out and has to go reup (I could tell he'd come back - I've been doing this a long time)... and as you're waiting, the narcs roll up, park next to you so you cant get out, hop out and proceed to jack some people standing on the sidewalk, ignoring you. You calmly keep watching a cat vid on your iphone, the narcs roll off, and your guy comes back and hands you your dope, and you pull off... with a smirk on your face.
Allthough it makes it harder to cold cop, sometimes it pays to drive a decent vehicle and look like you take showers daily
Allthough it makes it harder to cold cop, sometimes it pays to drive a decent vehicle and look like you take showers daily
BlueHues
Bluelighter
^Only look like you take showers daily!
BlueSaffron
Bluelighter
^Bahaha. It looks like I do cuz I do, I swear!
somnilicious
Bluelighter
If you are always wearing long sleeves despite the record breaking heat outside.
BlueHues
Bluelighter
^Everyone should learn the art of the "Portuguese/Italian/Irish/Puerto Rican bird-bath"!
Yes, that's one of those phrases where the ethnicity is completely interchangeable depending on your individual racial biases....
Yes, that's one of those phrases where the ethnicity is completely interchangeable depending on your individual racial biases....
Mr.Scagnattie
Bluelighter
^^
Haha yes.
Haha yes.
BlueHues
Bluelighter
^Yeah, Scagnattie knows about the Italian bird bath!
Of course, the "real Scagnattie" could be Samoan IRL...
Of course, the "real Scagnattie" could be Samoan IRL...
Mr.Scagnattie
Bluelighter
^Yeah, Scagnattie knows about the Italian bird bath!
Haha. Half Samoan and half Korean actually, bra.
Why you hatin
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