big problem

[Raasyvibe]

Fucksake foolsgold, we were trying to make this thread sink to compensate for Albions cowardice and failings as a moderator. never mind.

 

[Marmalade]

Fucksake foolsgold, we were trying to make this thread sink to compensate for Albions cowardice and failings as a moderator. never mind.

Raas, stop being an opportunist twat. There are often silent consequences from saying shit like this ... and you yourself in the past have complained of too much snippyness at times and it annoyed you.

I know youre only kidding but think about the implications of what you're doing pls

 

[foolsgold]

yeah raas stop picking on me your going to make me cry

 

[Marmalade]

I wasn't referring to him getting at you, FG, you can hold your own. I was talking about summat else.

He never makes me wanna cry, he just makes me wanna beat him over the head with whatever convenient object is in arms reach. (currently that would be a roll of bog roll ;p)

 

[foolsgold]

sorry

 

[Uncle Robert]

What's a dvd player? Is it a torrent site?

 

[maxalfie]

The light is clearly mocking you for some past transgression.
Say 5 Hail Marys and problem should be solved.

 

[foolsgold]

its winking at you it wants you to slip it one

 

[maxalfie]

That should also work FG,nice one.

 

[foolsgold]

and if that doesn't hit with a hammer

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

shuv your wiener inside the flap

im afraid it would appear at first glance not to be able to fit. not that that usually deters me in these matter, but still..

 

[yoyo50]

Unplug it. Simple really.

 

[Si Dread]

Unplug it. Simple really.

It might blink whilst playing a DVD! Slightly annoying!

Though I dispute the "big problem" headline, I sympathise. My modem does random little spasms of pointless flashing in the night that are inclined to give my fucking siezures!

I recommend a bit of blue-tack over the light, or for a more permanent effect, a blob of black paint, perhaps?

 

[Mendo_K]

put your penis in it show it whos boss

 

[gman2008]

im afraid it would appear at first glance not to be able to fit. not that that usually deters me in these matter, but still..

well the obvious answer here would be to lubricate it first.....i think it would appreciate it

 

[Marmalade]

put your penis in it show it whos boss

What if the draw closes just at the wrong time and traps his foreskin and then the draw wont open again. Going to A&E will inevitably end up with him featuring on some show like Bizarre ER, like when people get their curling tongs stuck up their bum or whatever

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

put your penis in it show it whos boss

but i dont need to use my penis to show people im in charge. i have a leery demeanour and am spontaneously violent

 

[One Thousand Words]

Turn the DVD player around and make the blinking light face the wall and think about what it's doing for a while.

For proper humiliation you could use the cardboard and Sellotape to make a small dunces hat for it to wear.

 

[Albion]

Turn the DVD player around and make the blinking light face the wall and think about what it's doing for a while.

For proper humiliation you could use the cardboard and Sellotape to make a small dunces hat for it to wear.

I like this idea.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

i have a leery demeanour and am spontaneously violent

Take an axe just to the flashing light bit. It's what a true craftsman would do.