Quick Girls get to poundland

[brimz]

them's the ones .

 

[Sammy G]

No a fukin real woman ya div :D

So why was there no mention of their tendency to blunt your razor, spend your money, smoke all your weed, ruin your social life and destroy your hard-won emotional stability?

 

[mydrugbuddy]

I think he meant an actual female..

what that alien species that think in strange ways ?

EDIT: Oh dear, that seems to have gone down like a lead balloon.

 

[swampdragon]

So why was there no mention of their tendency to blunt your razor, spend your money, smoke all your weed, ruin your social life and destroy your hard-won emotional stability?

Are you not confusing "females" with "girlfriends" here?

 

[Sammy G]

Hey - in my world it's an easy mistake to make.

Whatever that actually means... :D

 

[RLP]

I'm happy to write an EADD bible. I may need some guidance on what would essentially be the old testament because despite being relatively old hat here now, I spend most of my time half-arsed lurking whilst I masturbate furiously to midget porn instead. As such, my stories and wisdom is somewhat hazy.

 

[kingme]

I'm happy to write an EADD bible. I may need some guidance on what would essentially be the old testament because despite being relatively old hat here now, I spend most of my time half-arsed lurking whilst I masturbate furiously to midget porn instead. As such, my stories and wisdom is somewhat hazy.

had a nasty vision of the second coming there...

 

[RLP]

BEHOLD YE, FOR THOU IS THY SAVIOUR, THY SCURIDAE.

 

[mydrugbuddy]

lol, quite inspired that last post.

 

[Shambles]

I can verify that they are capable of creating the sensation you are after as well they also provide company & some if yer really luck will cook for you but only if your a good boy .

Only if you plug them into the mains and don't earth 'em properly.

 

[joe90]

Ahoy Sam stop sucking those lemons they are bitter !

 

[brimz]

So why was there no mention of their tendency to blunt your razor, spend your money, smoke all your weed, ruin your social life and destroy your hard-won emotional stability?

i give the bearded women a miss tbh mate even a bit of stuble is a turn off also it is a important that any woman has there own flat so things don't get claustrophobic .

You must be talking about an actual proper relationship with rules n all that .

Best avoided imo unless u think u will never want to be with another woman again in which case buy an electric razor . Thats what i use .

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Where do slow girls get to?

 

[Uncle Robert]

The physically slow ones are in my basement because they couldn't out-run me.

The mentally slow ones are in my basement because they couldn't out-think me.

 

[Sprout]

The physically slow ones are in my basement because they couldn't out-run me.

The mentally slow ones are in my basement because they couldn't out-think me.

Best thing I have ever read in EADD! :D

 

[kingme]

The physically slow ones are in my basement because they couldn't out-run me.

The mentally slow ones are in my basement because they couldn't out-think me.

dont know man, ive seen some pretty slow ones on the loose, that either speaks for your standards or your particular trapping techniques... ;-)

 

[mydrugbuddy]

lol so its not just that Austrian guy who had / has girls / women chained up in his basement. Better bury them under your patio now that you've confessed lol.

 

[Uncle Robert]

Hmm good thinking. I'll sweep them onto my neighbour's driveway then call the police

 

[mydrugbuddy]

or dissolve the bodies in acid; you need to do this in a special kind of plastic tub, not in your bathtub, as the acid will dissolve bathtubs, concrete, flooring etc etc and the partially dissolved gory remains will just come crashing down through your ceiling.

 

[Shambles]

Or go find your friendly, local, neighbourhood fiends and ask them to assist. If my experience is anything to go by it'll only cost you a lump o' rock or two. They often supply their own machete. True story.