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Gibberings CLIV: Fecking Finally

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Shambles said:
This was actually pretty much the only pluspoint for me. I may have put in seriously sub-par performances every step of the way (I blame the drugs :o) but given the other fella was infamous for his *ahem* (pork) swordsmanship he wasn't half a trousertitch. Certainly puts a boy's mind to rest cos if he can make the lay-deez purr there's hope for just about anybody :D
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Pretty damn, exceptionally, honest of ya to admit publicly how lame your sexual performances are. Respect also to RLP for having the confidence to share his painful ass-bleeding stories with us tonight.

And OTW you've deflated the poor young boy, he's clearly looking for someones help to spice up his new relationship... Change your attitude and help the poor young lad out, will ya!?
 
raas_2012 said:
And OTW you've deflated the poor old boy, he's clearly looking for someones help to spice up his new relationship... Change your attitude and help the poor young lad out, will ya!?
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Hahahaha. C'mon OTW, now brimz has abandoned us, help is clearly needed :p

(actually ignore that, I want mrc all to myself because that amazing sex is for me and for me alone, sorry lads <3 and I don't care how TMI that was! =D)
 
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Pagey said:
Hahahaha. C'mon OTW, now brimz has abandoned us, help is clearly needed :p
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Ahhh shite. Where did you pop up from!? I took a calculated risk pagey would NOT be looking at the thread when I wrote that. Apologies mrscientist, you know deep down I'm only trying to help a mate out ;)


Shambles said:
Not quite what I said but the only way you'll ever really know is when that EADD meet finally happens <3
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Have you seen Boddas "sexy-time" video? if you get me drunk enough (which isn't particularly hard) I have no problem re-enacting it out in front of you.
 
Also Shambles, you've ignored the wonderful PM I sent you on coke the other night! :sus:

(P.S. I finally mailed your b'day present today, you should be getting an exotic letter from France soon! :D )
 
raas_2012 said:
Ahhh shite. Where did you pop up from!? I took a calculated risk pagey would NOT be looking at the thread when I wrote that. Apologies mrscientist, you know deep down I'm only trying to help a mate out ;)
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Yeaaah that's one thing you really shouldn't count on, we women have a sixth sense about these things :D
 
Six month stay in Australia should give us plenty of time to corrupt poor pagey. We promise to send her back with a notebook full of tricks to turn mrscientists toes.
 
raas_2012 said:
Have you seen Boddas "sexy-time" video? if you get me drunk enough (which isn't particularly hard) I have no problem re-enacting it out in front of you.
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I have indeed seen it and a Raas re-enactment would be... arousing <3

Pagey said:
Also Shambles, you've ignored the wonderful PM I sent you on coke the other night! :sus:
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I haven't ignored it, m'dear. I simply haven't read it yet. Which is an entirely different thing. Reading a PM means I feel obliged to reply to it there and then whereas if I ignore it for a while until in an Inbox clear-out mood I only feel guilty when somebody mentions in Gibberings that I haven't replied to their PM ;)

If it makes you feel any better I happen to know I have another PM which arrived on the same day from somebody complaining that I ignored a couple other PMs they sent several weeks before. I've only been back online a couple days - I tend to need a run-up before dealing with actual things involving actual people :o

(i'll make sure it's an extra-special, sooperooperdooper reply to make up for it)

And thanks! =D

(although i'm now wondering what that letter from the post office is about. i assumed it must be my lil b'day missive from yer good self cos i wasn't expecting anything else that didn't arrive. the plot thickens)

:sus:
 
I had a rather large graphic tirade lined up, but my fiance has said it rather better than me haha. The sex is mindblowing and I'll be fucked if I'm sharing it with anyone other than Pagey. M or F
 
One Thousand Words said:
Six month stay in Australia should give us plenty of time to corrupt poor pagey. We promise to send her back with a notebook full of tricks to turn mrscientists toes.
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I'll still be here you know, both here and in the land of the antipodean

and I'm not quite sure what you think would er "turn my toes"
 
One Thousand Words said:
Six month stay in Australia should give us plenty of time to corrupt poor pagey. We promise to send her back with a notebook full of tricks to turn mrscientists toes.
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I can assure you I already know all the tricks I need to OTW, even you Aussies can't do anything to help that :D

Shambles said:
I haven't ignored it, m'dear. I simply haven't read it yet. Which is an entirely different thing. Reading a PM means I feel obliged to reply to it there and then whereas if I ignore it for a while until in an Inbox clear-out mood I only feel guilty when somebody mentions in Gibberings that I haven't replied to their PM ;)
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Heh, I caught you then! =D

(i'll make sure it's an extra-special, sooperooperdooper reply to make up for it)
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You better, considering how visibly fucked I was when I sent you the PM! It deserves a sooperooperdooper response!

And thanks! =D

(although i'm now wondering what that letter from the post office is about. i assumed it must be my lil b'day missive from yer good self cos i wasn't expecting anything else that didn't arrive. the plot thickens)

:sus:
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The plot thickens indeed :sus: don't expect mine for another few days! I hope you'll like it though <3

(As an aside, when's mine coming? ;) <3 )

mrcientist said:
I had a rather large graphic tirade lined up, but my fiance has said it rather better than me haha. The sex is mindblowing and I'll be fucked if I'm sharing it with anyone other than Pagey. M or F
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Yeah, that. :D <3

Bear with us guys, we haven't seen each other in two weeks and we're horny.
 
Pagey said:
I can assure you I already know all the tricks I need to OTW, even you Aussies can't do anything to help that :D
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OTW is Australian? ffs, what is this, the lounge? I think bear-love is American as well.

Talking of bear-love...


Pagey said:
Bear with us guys, we haven't seen each other in two weeks and we're horny
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Aha! Looks like they've already come up with an alternative to stingy OTW
 
And fuck it, here was my original reply

Raas, my dear old boy, you couldn't be further from the mark. No extra spice required here, young Pagey here is by FAR the best I've ever had. By a long long way. we don't need an extra M, particularly not OTW, especially after his disappointing cricket metaphors

Hahahaha raas otw, she knows all the tricks she needs and more than I think you can possibly comprehend, and i think i can say the same for myself seeing as she couldnt speak for a day after our last few hours together'...

Isn't that right Pagey me owd?
 
*Trying to think up a way to reply in Midlands slang but fails miserably*

But yeah. :D <3

And like I said, bear (hint hint) with us, it's nice to brag about it when we haven't seen each other in a while :D
 
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