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brimz
Bluelighter
I see they have all gone that will be the 200 i bought pm i'll send ya one £2
As the offer appears to have been missed (and replaced with a Brimz, Inc franchise) perhaps this thread could instead be used for an indepth discussion of sex toys. With a poll, naturally. I once worked in a sex shop so have some small insight into what people actually buy. Which was mostly bottles of poppers rather disappointingly.
Send it to knock, he'll appreciate it ... that thing isn't going within ten feet of my snatch, kthnx. ;pI see they have all gone that will be the 200 i bought pm i'll send ya one £2
brimz
Bluelighter
Rubs hands n waits for it to get interesting !
Yeah knock can have one Gratis n who said owt bout yer snatch ?
RLP
Bluelighter
I can oblige.
As a man, like any other man, I love shoving things up my anus. Having toyed around with my finger for many months I decided to invest in a couple of butt plugs. I opened up the first and to my disappointment it was a little on the small side, but on the plus side it vibrated. I couldn't wait to try it out, so I lubed myself up and slipped the purple tickler in. It was OK, but fell out quite easily due to the small stature of the beast. With frustration I moved on to the next toy I bought and took it out of the box.
Holy.Fucking.Christ.
This was way bigger than I'd ever anticipated. I looked at this gigantic thing which wouldn't have looked out of place on a 6'5 tanked up black dude and could only laugh. I checked the website I bought it from and sure enough, I'd rushed too quickly to buy and what I thought was going to be 4 or 5 inches was actually 10 inches long and had a much greater width than my own cock could boast.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, eventually I got it to fit, but had some trouble getting it out after I'd finished crusting my chest hair. After a bit of tugging, with chunklets of shit dropping out of my ass at the same, I'd noticed I'd started to bleed. To this day I have never reused the larger of the two toys.
mydrugbuddy
Bluelighter
yes he did, final paragraph. That was too graphic for my taste, but no one forced me to read it, once i started i couldnt stop !
Talk of money shot? As pointed out, he did but you are clearly far too sweet and innocent a gal to have noticed :D
I have but one bottything tale and ain't much of a tale. Suffice to say that I once discovered that if you approach a prostate in just the right way a fella can go squirty-squirty so fast he doesn't even have time to get hard. True story.
mydrugbuddy
Bluelighter
ive heard tale of sperm donor clinics and should a 'volunteer' require 'help' unfortunately he does not get a 'helping hand' from female clinicians but some kind of electrode is pressed somewhere (the guy didnt specify where and i didnt think to ask) and yeah instant gratification is produced.
I'll go back and reread the post. I kinda switched off as the poo talked kicked in
Yes, the prostate thing is another Marmz envy. I've observed all manner of household objects used to improvise in such situations actually.
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ahhh yes, crusty chest hair man goo'd
Yes, the prostate thing is another Marmz envy. I've observed all manner of household objects used to improvise in such situations actually.
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ahhh yes, crusty chest hair man goo'd
brimz
Bluelighter
hahahahahahhahah ohhhhhhhhhh love it
brimz
Bluelighter
Ahem i think a big shout must go out to brimz , Hotdeals n of Course POundland without either this thread would not exist %)