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tender lamb shank

tender lamb shank

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So I have been dating this girl, anyway she is coming around in an hour or so for a few drinks and whatever. I think we are going to take the relationship to a sexual level tonight. ANYWAY, in preparation I was having a bit of a gentleman's trim the other day and somehow cut myself at the base of my shaft. Now it's gone all funny and looks a bit like an STD or something, and I have no idea how to explain my way out of it without it becoming extremely awkward. If I just bring it up from out of nowhere it will be awkward, but not as bad as if she discovers it on her own and I have to sheepishly get around it somehow.

HELP! I only have an hour!
 
Tell her straight man! Awkward but if she wants your cock she won't give a fuck (or rather, she will!).

If it's an issue for her there's probably better chicks to be going after, if it's not....well then you know she's cool and any of the other stuff that can be slightly awkward with a new partner should be of no concern.

Just be honest.....'sorry darling was tidying up for you and had a bit of an accident'!
 
but I mean do I bring it up beforehand? We will be hanging out for a bit before any hanky panky occurs. I just think it's a bit awkward to say 'oh by the way, if we're going to get down to it there's something strange that occurred'. But if I say it at the time it risks killing the mood. Hmmm!
 
Once it get's to that stage where it is visible, just tell her what happened. She'll probably giggle and then squeeze your cock dry you lucky bastard!

I have had a similar problem in the past caused by some slightly over vigorous cocaine masturbation leaving it a bit 'sore', now that is an awkward one to explain!

I'm guessing you're quite young btw...

I'm no ladies man, but believe me when I say dem girls are just as filth as you are when it comes down to it bro. If she want's some cock then a little nick aint gong to stop her from getting it.
 
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haha nah I'm 30, I've just never dealt with something like this before. It's a bit left field.

You're right though, I'm just being over cautious. Thanks, guy!
 
Don't worry too much, it's only a shaving nick and she would be able to see that's all it is.
Relax and have a good time, really it's no big deal!
 
hmm depends on what it looks like. if its got pus coming out then nah, but if its just a cut with a scab should be okay but remember that open wounds are a very easy way to catch things...
 
Your situation has passed by now, but I would act like a prude and deny any sexual advancement for now in favor of more romance/getting to know her. It would make it seem like your waiting for a more caring relationship which women really dig, when in reality you cut your penis.
 
Why don't you just tell her in a kinda casual conversation, like you're just telling a story about what happened in your day. Be like "arg, this morning, I had the worst time shaving!" etc etc. I mean, like you're telling a story about your day :P.

As for what she will think.... how long have you been seeing each other? If you've had a few dates with her at least, it'll be fine, she'll probably just laugh, think you're silly for getting cut while shaving, and she'll get over it. If it's really new, like only a couple dates, then she might not necessarily know if you're being honest, you know? And if it does kinda look like an STD... imagine a girl has been on a couple dates with a guy and it looks like he has an STD, she probably shouldn't trust him. I'd be careful about that, even though you are telling the truth. But it shouldn't really be too awkward.
 
llama112 said:
Why don't you just tell her in a kinda casual conversation, like you're just telling a story about what happened in your day. Be like "arg, this morning, I had the worst time shaving!" etc etc. I mean, like you're telling a story about your day :P.

As for what she will think.... how long have you been seeing each other? If you've had a few dates with her at least, it'll be fine, she'll probably just laugh, think you're silly for getting cut while shaving, and she'll get over it. If it's really new, like only a couple dates, then she might not necessarily know if you're being honest, you know? And if it does kinda look like an STD... imagine a girl has been on a couple dates with a guy and it looks like he has an STD, she probably shouldn't trust him. I'd be careful about that, even though you are telling the truth. But it shouldn't really be too awkward.
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No, my idea is better.
 
Next time, just put a band aid on it. Preferably like a hello kitty or a sponge bob one. If a guy I was seeing did that I'd probably fall in love.
 
llama112 said:
Why don't you just tell her in a kinda casual conversation, like you're just telling a story about what happened in your day. Be like "arg, this morning, I had the worst time shaving!" etc etc. I mean, like you're telling a story about your day :P.

As for what she will think.... how long have you been seeing each other? If you've had a few dates with her at least, it'll be fine, she'll probably just laugh, think you're silly for getting cut while shaving, and she'll get over it. If it's really new, like only a couple dates, then she might not necessarily know if you're being honest, you know? And if it does kinda look like an STD... imagine a girl has been on a couple dates with a guy and it looks like he has an STD, she probably shouldn't trust him. I'd be careful about that, even though you are telling the truth. But it shouldn't really be too awkward.
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This.
 
'twas indeed good to get a wide range of views. However it didn't matter in the end, we opted for a movie at hers instead and the make-out session didn't turn sexual. I wasn't pushing for it too much due to the pressing issue at the back of my mind, and it's all fixed up now anyway. SO hopefully I can manage to avoid doing anything similar again before we get down to any hanky panky.

Cheers all!
 
Lol you could always play the "Woe is me, I cut myself and need someone to take care of it for me" card.
 
tender lamb shank said:
So I have been dating this girl, anyway she is coming around in an hour or so for a few drinks and whatever. I think we are going to take the relationship to a sexual level tonight. ANYWAY, in preparation I was having a bit of a gentleman's trim the other day and somehow cut myself at the base of my shaft. Now it's gone all funny and looks a bit like an STD or something, and I have no idea how to explain my way out of it without it becoming extremely awkward. If I just bring it up from out of nowhere it will be awkward, but not as bad as if she discovers it on her own and I have to sheepishly get around it somehow.

HELP! I only have an hour!
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Tell her you were so nervous you almost cut your penis while shaving, if she didn't come sooner, there would be nothing left to suck etc.
 
If u guys get naked and she asks tell her you cut yourself shaving. its not a big deal.

I dont understand why things like this are such a big deal...
 
I already updated!

Also 187coopa, like I mentioned it went a bit funny looking. It could have looked like someone with some dodgy STI trying to explain it away as a cut and could have been awkward. If you were getting down to it with someone and they had a haggard looking wound in that region you couldn't see it being an issue? Your life I suppose, but I and many others tend to be a bit more careful
 
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