Gibberings CLII: I might be drunk, but I am drug free.

[spacejunk]

You flatter the lounge if you think modding is something I should place on my resume.

Looks better than "dentist".
Maybe stick "dog catcher" on there. I bet you've done a bit of that in your time.

 

[One Thousand Words]

Actually the first thing on my resume is that I trained with the All Blacks.

That and my Caucasian surname are pretty much all I have ever needed to get a job in the last 20 yrs

 

[foolsgold]

What a cunt.

i am a cunt yes i am thanks for acknowledging that

 

[knock]

Right. Shower, dress, kratom yoghurt,mix up ethylphenidate drink, drive to Edinburgh, get bacon roll, drive to East Lothian, do electrical work.

 

[foolsgold]

must be nice to have a job

 

[Allein]

Right. Shower, dress, kratom yoghurt,mix up ethylphenidate drink, drive to Edinburgh, get bacon roll, drive to East Lothian, do electrical work.

Do they have electrickery north of the border now ??

Dress ? :-

must be nice to have a job

The grass is always greener and all that

 

[knock]

I don't have a job. I'm doing electrical work and decorating for my cousin. It's "mutual aid" more than having a job! :D


Allein, that's a lovely dress! Yes we do have wires, and I go to say, I think our wiring standards are higher than in the England and Wales :D Not that I give a fuck!

 

[foolsgold]

even better me ive just rung the benefits lot to be told no sorry still not sorted your claim out

 

[Allein]

Standards in the developed world are variable, I'm a little obsessive with cable routing so all's good in the Allein household

Changed some lighting for my folks at the weekend, my aging father had clearly been messing about with the main switch near the meter, I'm lucky to be alive

 

[ColtDan]

Trying to sleep last night was an absolute bastard. woken up pretty fresh though

 

[spacejunk]

i am a cunt yes i am thanks for acknowledging that

The postie, not you...ya cunt!

 

[ColtDan]

Silly cunts

 

[foolsgold]

The postie, not you...ya cunt!

i know i know lol hate waiting for the damn post and today its foggy as hell out so he will be at least another 2 hours grrr

 

[spacejunk]

Good cunts, nevertheless

 

[foolsgold]

lol at your edit reason

 

[masaz]

Haha :D

Fucking three bouts with sleep paralysis last night after waking up from a dream where this faceless (at least I never saw it) entity was chasing me. It started off in the middle of a game, and someone 'summoned' him and every time he'd come after me (he was called Brian) I'd just get the worst feeling of terror I've ever felt in my life, legs would go, everything would slow down, then I'd wake up scared and couldn't move. Brian is a cunt.

 

[ColtDan]

What a wanker. if i come across this brian fellow in any of my dreams i'll give him a smack

 

[Albion]

Sounds a bit like the slender man to me.

 

[spacejunk]

I met a guy called Brian today.
Want me to smack the cunt?

In all seriousness, that sounds...well, nightmarish. Fucked.
I wonder if sleep paralysis is treatable (beyond eschewing stims and the like)?

 

[swampdragon]

Really really bored and at work. Nothing to do until a 4 hour meeting this afternoon. Woe.