http://youtu.be/f4L-ygcYgXQ The Macc Lads - Germans
http://youtu.be/F-n_eqW1qoM The Macc Lads - Sweaty Betty
http://youtu.be/HIV_mD_ZNao The Macc Lads - Fluffy Pup
http://youtu.be/M6of1XpRiC0 The Macc Lads - Blackpool (Lyrics in Description)
The Macc Lads were a punk and hard rock band which were from Macclesfield, Cheshire, England. Self-proclaimed "rudest, crudest, lewdest, drunkest band in Christendom",[1] The Macc Lads used irreverent, zany and foul-mouthed lyrics, political incorrectness, drinking, sexism and homophobia.[2]
During the band's career they were banned, prevented from entering, or ejected from gigs in Macclesfield, London, Huddersfield, Bury, Cornwall, Blackpool, Colchester, Hull, Newcastle, Cleethorpes, Northampton, Leeds, Wigan, Lincoln, Bolton, Mansfield, Portsmouth, Cheltenham, Norwich and the USA.
A concert at the Birmingham Hummingbird in 1989 resulted in thousands of pounds worth of damage by fans. Vandalism included scaffolding from upper levels pulled apart and thrown onstage with also a broken toilet, pots of paint and ashtrays.[3] Band members McCavity and Mutley suffered cut heads, and fans went on stage to fight road crew and stage security members Lockstock and Mungo.
The Lads's website states that at a gig in Cheltenham in 1991 a "bag of hot sick" was thrown at the band.[3]
The band last performed together at a private show in 1997 for Muttley's local football team Mary Dendy, in Macclesfield. At that time, the line up was the four-piece of Muttley, Winston Dread, Al O'Peesha and Johnny Mard.[citation needed]
The last time the band were together was in 1999 for an interview at the Ivy House public house, Macclesfield, for The Bear's Head fan website. Present were Stez Styx, The Beater, Muttley and Al O'Peesha. The interview was conducted by Bear's Head contributor and fan Liquid Goblin
The only member of the band to be with the band throughout their career was Mutley Mclad, real name Tristan O'Neill, who performed vocals, bass, and wrote lyrics. Other band members included:
The Beater – lead guitarist, backing vocals (lead vocals on Boddies), 1981–1986, 1986–1989, 1990–1991.
Stez Styx – (real name Howard Minns) Drums, backing vocals (lead vocals on "Newcy Brown") 1981-1986, 1990-1991.
Philip "Fast Fret" McCavity – Guitar, backing vocals, 1989–1990.
Al O'Peesha[4]– Guitar, piano, backing vocals 1991, 1993–1995. Died in 2005 in Stoke on Trent.
Cheeky Monkey – Drums, backing vocals 1985–1986.
Chorley the Hord – Drums, backing vocals 1986–1989
Johnny Mard - Guitar, backing vocals 1993-1995
Winston Dread - Drums, backing vocals 1993–1995
Uncle Knobby - Guitar, backing vocals, 1986
Other vocalists:
Barrel - Roadie, lead vocals on "Feed Your Face", 1985
Binbag - lead vocals on "Dans Round Us 'Andbags", and "Fluffy Pup"
Stella Strict - lead vocals on "Two Stroke Eddie", live singer of Fluffy Pup in 1990.
Young Man - lead vocals on "Failure With Girls", 1986
Albums[edit]
Eh Up (1983) Hectic House
Beer & Sex & Chips n Gravy (1985) Hectic House
Bitter, Fit Crack (1987) Hectic House
Live at Leeds (the who?) (1988) Dojo
From Beer to Eternity (1989) Dojo – UK No. 72[5]
The Beer Necessities (1990) Dojo
Alehouse Rock (1994) Dojo
EPs[edit]
One Gallon Demo (1982)
Minge Pies and Mistletoe (1983)
Macc Lads 5 (fan club only) (1986)
Filthy, Fat and Flatulent (1987)
Sheepless Nights (1988)
...and Drinking Partners (1989)
Bog N Roll Circus (1990)
Turtles Heads (1991)
England (2006)
Compilations[edit]
Dirty CD Chips n Gravy (1989)
Twenty Golden Crates (1991)
An Orifice and a Genital (Outtakes 1986–1991) (1993) Dojo
God's Gift to Women (1998)
The Lads From Macc (1999)
Anthology (1999)
Videos[edit]
Beer and Sex and Chips 'n' Gravy (1986)
Made in Macc (1987)
Four Bleats to the Baa (1988)
Come to Brum (live in Birmingham) (1988)
The Three Bears (1989)
The Quality of Mersey (live in Liverpool) (1989)
The Beer Necessities (1990)
Sex, Pies and Videotape (live in Manchester) (1991). The video was produced by EMI. Mutley stated in an interview in 1999 that the final result was "nearly as rude as a school choir"
http://youtu.be/E94EAPVIRnc The Macc Lads - Miss Macclesfield
http://youtu.be/RyjHy1KOdiw The Macc Lads - Torromolinos
http://youtu.be/2RVCEZvfWUc The Macc Lads - Julie The Schooly
http://youtu.be/pKjpUKesgME The Macc Lads - Nagasaki Sauce (Lyrics in Description)
http://youtu.be/mtIj1WuoZD4 MACC LADS - Alcohol
http://youtu.be/SeT3xSk6CCA The Macc Lads - Lady Muck (Lyrics In Description)
http://youtu.be/ZLLWLZgLW9E the macc lads-naughty boy
When he finally got a snog, he left a spider in his gob, and she ran off with a squeal. He found a
dogshit in the street, she wondered where he'd put it, then she found it in her gusset, maggots in
her chicken tikka, he poured Blue Stratos down her knickers. She went to drop a log, there was clingfilm on the bog, and she didn't find it funny, coz her arse was wet and runny, but its just a little joke, and he offered her a smoke, then the fucking fag explodes, he runs laughing down the road.
Naughtiest boy in the world
He put your windows through, coz you'd beaten him at pool, fills your tea with senakot, you spend
a weekend on the bog, when you've pebble-dashed the bowl, you find he's nicked the toilet roll,
and you run out of the loo, with your arse covered in pooh, and you've got your trousers down, you
find he's brought the neighbours round, and your bottom's brown and bare, there's a rope across
the stairs, you go crashing down two floors, he runs laughing out the door.
Naughtiest boy in the world
Who pissed in your newcy brown?
Who let your tyres down?
Who put vomit in your custard?
Smeared the cat's arse with mustard?
Who put ratshit in your hat?
Who's a nasty little twat?
http://youtu.be/U4HF9cOXp-E the macc lads -more tea vicar
http://youtu.be/qxRyeuY2hz8 the macc lads-grease stop
http://youtu.be/zxa2yxdW6UM Macc Lads - Barrels Round
http://youtu.be/IFsCTTOV_GQ The Macc Lads - Saturday Night (Lyrics In Description)
http://youtu.be/3Yw4OmQkuho The Macc Lads - Do Ya Love Me
http://youtu.be/McQM_-S6Be0 The Macc Lads - Dead Cat (Lyrics In Description)
http://youtu.be/16x-tIBlVg0 The Macc Lads - Dans round us 'andbag
http://youtu.be/8rJHyGB0JvE MACC LADS - Grease Stop
http://youtu.be/O6vqvP8GEY0 The Macc Lads - Get Weavin'
http://youtu.be/jPdflVkCVrU The Macc Lads - Dont Fear The Sweeper
http://youtu.be/3-XdhLXZ5q4 The Macc Lads - Chester Zoo
The van is full of blubber, the Beater's got his rubbers,
Barrel shows his arse out the back,
Nevis eats a burger, K2's farts ar murder, Tankie ate McCavity's cat.*
Everybody's drinking, Stez's pits are stinking, Knobby's made a mess on Fiesta,
Al O'Peesha's throwing crap out, Muttley's got the map out,
Stop the van! Shout: 'Oi! You git! Which way is it to Chester?'
All the lads are piling in the van, Muttley's visiting his family,
We took the crew, and a can or two
We're all fucking off to the zoo.
Gorilla chats to Tankie, polar bears are wanking, Hyena sucking its dick,
'That's pretty cool that, wish I could do that,'
'Chuck him a fag, and ask him nice, he might let you have a quick lick.'
Coypu copulating, monkey masturbating, orang utan picking its arse,
Rhinocerous is pissing, hippopotomus shitting,
Uncle Knobby's at the penguin cage waggling his dick through the bars.
All the lads are piling in the van, Muttley's visiting his family,
We took the crew, and a can or two
We're all fucking off to the zoo.
http://youtu.be/1zLFbLuFtto The Macc Lads - Piles
http://youtu.be/KdljArMZwb0 The Macc Lads - Poodles
Fat bastard squeezes into his car, seatbelt's too small, but he's not going far.
Burns off into the countryside to a pub with real ale and plenty of pies.
A dull thud gives the fatty a jolt, puts his weight on the brakes,
Brings the car to a halt.
There's a poodle in the grass on the verge, laid on its back, paws in the air.
And so he huffs and he puffs to get out of the car
Sweat on his head, bags round his arse
Picking up a boulder from the edge of the field,
He puts a quick end to the dog's misery
Big rock breaks the little dog's skull, fatty doesn't stop 'til the head is a pulp
Kicks the carcass right under the weeds,
Huffs back to his car, he's late for his feed.
Pulls up outside the "Traveller's Rest", big plate of chips and a large chicken breast.
Then a copper wanders into the snug, says he'd like a quick word outside of the pub
And so he huffs and he puffs, trying to finish his snack,
Tells the PC he's applied for his tax...
"We've had a call from Mrs Ball, who lives down the lane,
She was out with her dogs, she was watching them play.
A motorist drove up so fast, it gave her a shock, he ran Bonzo down,
He screeched to a halt. Got out of the car, was overweight, and seemed out of breath,
He picked up a rock, and battered Trixie to death.
If it wasn't you, then tell the truth, explain if you will,
Why a poodle's embedded in your radiator grill?"
http://www.macclads.co.uk/images/a_z/w_atozAD.htm
http://youtu.be/6eRGzMQsbAM The Macc Lads - Dirty Glass
http://youtu.be/aR7h5nYXm0U The Macc Lads - Village Idiot
http://youtu.be/xGfZYwQ_naU The Macc Lads - Tart With The Heart
http://youtu.be/gaGrzSJAWYc The Macc Lads - Twenty Pints
http://youtu.be/zuJ2L5ap7IA The Macc Lads - Father's Day
http://youtu.be/qwk1xjyVQeM The Macc Lads - Gone Fishin'
http://youtu.be/VlIm2Htte30 The Macc Lads - The Beer Necessities
http://youtu.be/gqZkGg0S3vE The macc lads man in the boat
http://youtu.be/0bDiHDX1lxU Blame it on God - Deicide
good night
