^thats funny, but I will admit it gets the best of me, too. Especially if I know someone can hear me pissing, for some reason I can't do it. If I do its like 2 minutes until I can even start, then it takes another 30 secs to reach a strong stream, and on top of that there are intermittent breaks , i.e. not a steady stream whatsoever.
The worst is my work BR where everyone can hear and there is often a bunch of people out there. Not to mention I go in there to break up lines a lot, so people must think I take like three #2's a day or something, since I am in there for at least 3 minutes and longer if I gotta piss.