God im feeling so mopey today, got fuck all to eat tonight and cannot be arsed going to the shops. Dont even have a tin of ravioli.
Poor me, pour me another. Actually ive just remembered that i have a tin of beans n sausages. That'll have to do.
maybees, im kind of hungry but cant eat. Just performing a bit of felatio on a bannana to make it a bit more exciting.
Bollocks to that, they're never the right size. I'm usually a 5 and ended up buying a 7 because the 6 was too small. 8( Doubt I'll bin the old ones though, they have a certain patina.If know shoe size...buy online...but I know some people would consider that sacrilege with shoes, espcially girls!