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Anyone fancy a Shag no strings

is 'aposition' a word? Giving the slip - usually means, sneaking off from a person, making an excuse up not to be with a person. (basically lying)
 
i was trying to be funny :) ...

also typing on tablets is difficult and i dont like the autocorrect function

(apposition is a word though, and could probably be used euphemistically... :P )
 
Er -- no, ta. Well, not now, anyway.

A few hours ago, though, I was peaking on MDMA, and feeling incredibly horny but in a distinctly non-penetrative way. Just touching various parts of my own body made me moan. I actually rang up my Partner-in-Crime to ask if she had left any sex toys secreted about her bedroom here! No such luck, unfortunately. If someone had knocked on my door then seeking sexual favours, I don't think I would have put up much resistance. Even if that someone hadn't been Noel Fielding or Sunetra Sarker with a large aerosol can of self-whipping cream and proof of having recently used a bidet.

Reminder: Next time you touch that stuff, keep a little something in your bedside drawer, and don't forget the batteries.
 
BlindHelperMonkey said:
Did u get ur end away brimz
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the hiphop in this thread is shocking btw, im here to improve things

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Awesome; saviour of the thread with that link.

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I think there's zero chance of Brimz actually getting laid. Though, as far as desperate and unsuccessful attempts to get laid go, I'll give him some kudos for this thread. At least he's trying.

Best off converting it into another hip-hop frenzy asap.

Would like the forum to embrace this beautiful Tupac song...



EDIT: Mega interestingly, after listening to this song again for the first time in years, I noticed at 4:00 Tupac says: "If an angel comes down, and takes me away, the memories of me and my songs will always stay. 'Til the end of time".

The song is a clear premonition of Tupac's death.

Which means:

A) He knew he was going to die
B) They faked it
 
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You seem INCREDIBLY coherent, for this time of the morning, raas. You just getting up for church, son? ;)
 
^ lol, Think I'll be better off going to the evening service, sunshine. Not looking forward to the repentance section.
 
Haha, I do love you, raas. You understand to take my digs in good humour. <3 I remember you from being just 'raas', back in the day...
 
raas, everyone and their gran has heard that. though its a million times better than the master p era snoop you were plastering around the other day - cant you find something more underground, maybe introduce a few people to something.you end up drowning the odd gem in a sea of mediocrity
 
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