eadd its a knockout

[BecomingJulie]

A man who wears leggings. OK i think i understand now.

You know, there are actually guys out there who have the figure really to rock a pair of leggings.

(There's also no shortage of women who haven't, but nonetheless persist in attempting to wear them anyway .....)

 

[opiaterock]

You know, there are actually guys out there who have the figure really to rock a pair of leggings.

(There's also no shortage of women who haven't, but nonetheless persist in attempting to wear them anyway .....)

Julie, when you say leegings do you mean these WORK Pants? / Gym Pants??... Please don't ruin them by an image of OTW in them, one of my favourite things in the world after Chorizo and crack cocaine

 

[Raasyvibe]

^ OR, that's the best youtube hip hop link we've seen for a long time. But I'm still not letting u have PTCH's Silver medal.

I was about as serious as I was about having a terrible childhood.

I'm surprised someone here hasn't suggested a participation award for those who feel alone and unwanted.

ok, fair do's. I've read the post several times and still don't understand it... but that probably says more about the functioning of my brain right now.

 

[opiaterock]

^ OR, that's the best youtube hip hop link we've seen for a long time. But I'm still not letting u have PTCH's Silver medal.

No I don't want it the Best Looking Member will do me just fine... another for your enjoyment

 

[opiaterock]

Because IMDABES


I'm da bes
I'm da bes
I'm da bes (4)

Standin' on a car
Feenga in da air
With some woments wit my fingas in dey hair
Yes I be the one that win street fighter tournaments
Make a million dollars with out even earnin' it
I got the highest score in the world on my SAT
And den I went to Everest to learn how to slang dem trees
I don't have to cout to know I'm worth a billion
You know what, bigger number, I am worth a gillion
I'm da bes at watchin 1990's videos
Power rangers all that kenan kel aw here it goes
Im da bes at making beats that's right my voice da track
And my swag is off the charts, dat's a fak

I'm da bes
I'm da bes
I'm da bes (3)

My car move, when I ain't driven it
My car pool, it's got a slide in it
At the target range scorin all the headshots
Teabaggin ya'll, liptons, on the rocks
Went to maurey and he said that baby ain't mine
Jus fo lyin I threw that dumb skank on top of a mine
Now that kids an orphan
And im da bes
That's a check mate
We playin chess
My finga in the sky so much I got arthritis now
Theres so much gold on things on touch they think im midas now
Some one put a crown on my head I am your highness now
I bet you thought you were the bes, minus now
Cuz

I'm da bes
I'm da bes
I'm da bes (3)

Put yo fingas in the sky if you know that im da bes
Put yo finga in the sky if you know that im da bes

Swag, swag swag swag swag

I did it

 

[opiaterock]

Actually that brings another award that nobody can dispute since I've been winning tournaments since I was 10 years old

Best Street Fighter 2 Player

 

[Raasyvibe]

No I don't want it the Best Looking Member will do me just fine... another for your enjoyment

You have to post in the picture thread to even be considered. And no nominating yourself that's cheating

 

[One Thousand Words]

Please, my Dhalsim Yoga Fire would smash your Guile all the way across your living room.

 

[opiaterock]

You have to post in the picture thread to even be considered. And no nominating yourself that's cheating

Have done but I think OTW deserves it in his GYM PANTS to be honest

Please, my Dhalsim Yoga Fire would smash your Guile all the way across your living room.

Oh, Guile? .. my timing is impeccable so I likely would beat you with him but with Ken it would be a double perfect I'm quite sure

 

[One Thousand Words]

The only fair battle would be Ryu

 

[opiaterock]

Ryu vs Ryu sounds good to me, actually my favourite character - Unless your extremely good you wouldn't get past my Fast-slow-fast-slow Hadoukens

 

[One Thousand Words]

Forget about console controllers. Full arcade box or fuck off home

 

[opiaterock]

Arcade box or SNES controller I really don't mind I am unbeatable on both

 

[knock]

Biggest In-closet Homosexual

NSFW:

One Thousand Teeth!

 

[Raasyvibe]

Continuing the theme of gayness and sex -

Most out of closet homosexual

Nominees: Bear_Love (that's all I think...?)

NSFW:

Bear_Love

Most homophobic EADDer

Nominees: Bodda/Farmaz, Raas, PTCH, TheSpade

NSFW:

Farmaz/Bodda

Most Likely Heterosexual male EADDer to have had sex with a man

Nominees: Knock, MailMonkey, Tangerine_dream

NSFW:

Gold: Tangerine dream - enjoys plugging too much
Silver: Knock - as above

EADDer with the hottest wife
Nominees: one thousand words, pontifex

NSFW:

Winner: Pontifex

EADDer most likely to have lied about their sex
Nominees:
badandwicked, theSpade, BHM, SHM

NSFW:

Gold = badandwicked
Silver = SHM and his 38/f/rochdale

Most Sexually experienced EADDer

Marmalade, OneThousandWords, SHM, Pagey

NSFW:

SHM disqualified again due to unfair advantage of age.

Winner: pagey - on an age-to-sex ratio -

*** Yes I do have a lot of time on my hands. Problem with being completely drink and drug free

 

[knock]

I snogged a gay man once, I took pitty on him :D

I even let him clutch my tackle.

 

[Raasyvibe]

I'm quite glad I'm not getting mentioned in anything here.

Most run of the mill EADDer: Albion.

This still makes me chuckle.

awwww poor Albion. It's your problem, you don't have a notable personality quality. Good or bad.

Sammy_G's an articulate git.
mailmonkey is a worldly fisherman
pontifex gets fired up
Snolly is cutey wutey
knock is like a father figure to us, and a nerd
SHM is like a granddad
I've got a religious thing going on
brimz is gangsta
Shambles is uber-friendly

etc etc

All unique in our own special way.

Except run-of-the-mill guy Albion. Bit keen on the snipping sometimes. That's about it.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

the fact otw's parents were swingers explains a lot. his trolling will forever now evoke in me the image of a short-trousered otw, arms outstretched, eyes puffy and red - wailing for his mother's far-divided attentions




oh and lol @ raas. i will give you that correction, just. however, as has been mentioned, prepare to cite your source often should you use assimilation in that context through daily life. ive never heard of that definition previously, kudos for that. if it happens again in the entire time you are here, i'll resign my account to you. get that dictionary out


and i had no idea my gender was in question. not that it matters much, you lot are so far below my league. though if youre hot enough and almost criminally kinky - i may throw a pity fuck your way. pm me your applications.. i expect to be wined, dined and pampered generally




but back o.t..

shm suffers a bit from being a jack of all trades. however..

eadd working class hero

and

in b4 alisdair


shm wins

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

and for the sake of competition....


most belligerent

pontifex vs sam


winner fights shm

 

[parttime crackhead]

Most homophobic EADDer

Nominees: Bodda/Farmaz, Raas, PTCH, TheSpadee

Eh, what? Explain yourself Raas. Why am I on that list?