I've no desire to delete the thread.
I actually don't find stomach contents slow down benzo effects that much, as long as I take it in a drink or something, kind of washes past the solids in the food. If I eat benzo pills I will chew them in my mouth and hold the powder there so I get some sublingual/buccal absorption, then chase it with a drink.
If you really want fast onset, you can plug a Propylene Glycol solution. Just go with half your normal dose though, that one ended badly first time I plugged 4mg etizolam (my drugs box took a hammering immediately after and all I remember is being dragged out of my bed by my cousin covered in puke).
I guess, echoing Sam, I just don't find benzos to be fun in a way that I would want them to "hit hard", because there is no "rush" with them, the sudden onset of relaxation and generally muted perception doesn't feel exciting.