eadd its a knockout

[mydrugbuddy]

We had a professional (chemist). Fuck, we had the professional.

First, unchallenged

Fast&Bulbous

i may be getting 2 different TV programs mixed up in my mind, but on that one about the legal highs featuring Baxter and those boring middle class tossers (Chemical Ali), did that have the guy who was inventing loads of RCs or was that a different program ?

He let the film crew into his store room, chocablock full of RCs. Fair play to the guy he used himself as a guinea pig. At least for the TV cameras. He was very open that he was making millions of pounds inventing new RCs. He had an online screen name, damned if i can remember what it was. Wasnt familliar with it so maybe hes a member of The Drugs Forum if im allowed to say those words on here.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

aye, that shady isaraeli bloke





whered that fastnbulbous go then. what made him the guy. answering of technical questions and the like?




sigh. well jel

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Yeah, answering of questions and that. Check your PMs.

 

[swampdragon]

This thread is full of win. Cheers Sam for the feet nomination.

 

[Albion]

Kate and marmz both have a sultry motherly thing going on.

I'd like to see who comes out on top in a wrestling ring.

Wait, what?

 

[Raasyvibe]

Well done, BHM. One of the most amusing threads we've had in a long time. BTW who's MSB? Did you mean MDB (MyDrugBuddy) and he's not Christian is he? Don't think he's posted once in the theology thread. I declare myself hands down winner!


Here's a few more personal awards I'd like to hand out to the forum:

Who's consumed the most drugs in their lifetime?

Nominees: Shambles, Brimz, SHM, Knock

NSFW:

SHM disqualified for being over 60

Gold: Shambles
Silver: Brimz

Most hardcore druggie on the forum

Nominee's: Knock, Brimz, eLW, MDB

NSFW:

Gold: eLW - You cannot beat those posts in the I'm fucked megathread
Silver: Knock - close second, the only EADDer to follow up his posts in the im fucked mega thread with "Im currently in police cells"

Most Likely to Hijack a thread with a Hip-Hop youtube link

Nominees: Brimz, Part-time Crackhead, opiaterock

NSFW:

Gold: Brimz... you even put one in Cornishmans RIP thread ffs
Silver: PTCH

most verbiose:

Nominees: Sammy_G, jancrow, BHM

NSFW:

Gold: Sammy_G
Silver: Jancrow
Bronze: BHM (I was going to give you gold until you invented the word "verbiose")

most computer savvy
ceres vs knock/atm?

Renamed: EADD's biggest nerd
Nominees: Knock, Ceres, Ziiirp

NSFW:

Knock. Hands down.









No... wait...

But if it gets you writing C, more power to you! One of the reasons I have failed to become a 1337 h4xx0r is I almost always find a way to do what I want without resorting to C...

You FAILED to become a l337 h4xxor? You cannot write in C?

Disqualified. Award handed to Ceres

Silver Medal: Ziiirp (You might not recognise this EADD username, that's because he's never posted outside the technical gibberings thread. A close second well done ziiirp - totally geeky username to boot)

Most fiery EADDER

Nominees:

marmalade, pontifex, The Liberal Media

NSFW:

Gold: ponitifex
Silver: marmalade (the hair put you in second)

Eurpean Bluelighter with the greatest sex appeal

NSFW:

hahahahahahaha........hahahahahaahahahahah......AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
HJAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!!



OH GOD.....




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


BWAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..... HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH




JUST A SECOND.....




WAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH...

 

[pontifex01]

I'm hurt and at the same time pleased I haven't been put in the "Longest Rant Monologue" category. But then again this is BHM's thread so no surprise there. Still think I deserve props for my past inclination to respond to innocuous comments with paragraphs squared of abuse.



Nein?

edit: just noticed raas' post. *bro fists Marmz*. I'm only a transient so the Throne goes to her I'd say.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

i thought youd fucked off pontifex. genuinely had wrote you into biggest cunt, then deleted it. that was one of the most over subscribed categories, and the only one i have a chance at winning, too

plus your cuntness is tempered with well liked'ness from most here, you really need to step your game up



raas - thanks for the nomination. was secrtetly hoping someone may throw me in that one. though clearly, i cant in good conscience claim a win. total medium fish, from little to big pond syndrome


best diction from a school drop out, perhaps? thats enough for me



and msb = mr smokes blunts/tony the iger/lady thatcher etcetera. how do you not know that?


eadd most endearing
3WAY
raas vs snolly vs pagey

 

[Raasyvibe]

raas - thanks for the nomination. was secrtetly hoping someone may throw me in that one. though clearly, i cant in good conscience claim a win. total medium fish, from little to big pond syndrome

I actually put you in Gold, before I spellchecked verbiose. Physically remember replacing your name with Sammy_G's.

And please don't nominate me amongst girlies like snolly and pagey.... next time can I be up with the big boys like erm... Brimz and SHM.

 

[knock]

raas I'm touched you gave me silver for hardcore druggie but i'm sure there are others on EADD who've spent time in cells and worse, and getting lifted for being out of it on benzos and booze is not so much hard core as hard fail IMO.

gladly accept my other noms tho ta

 

[pontifex01]

i thought youd fucked off pontifex. genuinely had wrote you into biggest cunt, then deleted it. that was one of the most over subscribed categories, and the only one i have a chance at winning, too

Been trying to keep the past where it belongs and just relate as human beings, with no aggro, for a while, J. Your shrugging off every opening I try to create between us with aggression doesn't make you any bigger mate.
Eh, who gives a shit. There are people you will just never get on with. But no, I'm still around and about. You ask Bodda what I had to say about you cos you're mistaken on many levels. I just cba with the aggro. If you wanna be that way, enjoy yourself.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

eh, no aggression intended. hence why i said you were well liked. had a pm off possibly the only person who i clash heads with more than you yesterday, and if thats possible - well anything is


if i had to include you in a non cunt category, itd probably be a contender for most passionate. which is undoubtedly a good thing

 

[Sammy G]

This thread is full of win. Cheers Sam for the feet nomination.

No probs - I could've nominated two thirds of your face too, but that woud've raised the creepiness bar just that little too high... :D

Forgot to nominate effie too, even though she's barely around. She'd definitely be a frontrunner. And deserves bonus points for having endured an hour-and-a-half of my Tennent's Super ramblings without yawning even once.

Sorry eff. Consider yourself nominated.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

I actually put you in Gold, before I spellchecked verbiose. Physically remember replacing your name with Sammy_G's.

oh come now. that was a typo, clearly



my spelling/typo count has been pretty terrible lately. think its because im spending so much time leafing through dictionaries when im writing these bids, i really cant be arsed to fuck about when here with you lot. in truth, though id back my vocabulary against pretty much anyone - my spelling is distinctly average. bare in mind though, due to my locale/non university friend group growing up - i seldom get to write to my potential during daily life, texts etc. so the execution can sometimes be lacking


its interesting actually, people who i correspond with largely by text/email, when speaking to me over the phone - tell me i sound different somehow. we figured out id spent so much time censoring my vocabulary irl, i end up speaking like a chav



oh aye, i forgot

best hats
crackheid, obviously

 

[brimz]

Well done, BHM. One of the most amusing threads we've had in a long time. BTW who's MSB? Did you mean MDB (MyDrugBuddy) and he's not Christian is he? Don't think he's posted once in the theology thread. I declare myself hands down winner!


Here's a few more personal awards I'd like to hand out to the forum:

Who's consumed the most drugs in their lifetime?

Nominees: Shambles, Brimz, SHM, Knock

NSFW:

SHM disqualified for being over 60

Gold: Shambles
Silver: Brimz

Most hardcore druggie on the forum

Nominee's: Knock, Brimz, eLW, MDB

NSFW:

Gold: eLW - You cannot beat those posts in the I'm fucked megathread
Silver: Knock - close second, the only EADDer to follow up his posts in the im fucked mega thread with "Im currently in police cells"

Wait nah i demand a re count , the man doesn't leave his house ffs , get's pretty fuked up init true but HARDCORE you got the meaning of the word wrong .


unless you know what a counter payment is & have got one n then spent it ALL on drugs within an hour then Hardcore ain't even part of your dictionary .


FFS i scored Heroin N Crack here every day for two years that is Hardcore .

[video=youtube_share;DRBm8u5_hVU]http://youtu.be/DRBm8u5_hVU[/video]

Fuk knows how i won the Hip Hop ting

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

Wait nah i demand a re count , the man doesn't leave his house ffs , get's pretty fuked up init true but HARDCORE you got the meaning of the word wrong .


unless you know what a counter payment is & have got one n then spent it ALL on drugs within an hour then Hardcore ain't even part of your dictionary

you mean a standard I.S/JSA counter payment, i.e two weeks money? oh shit, yeah man, been there. aside from a pack of baccy and tenner electric. ive blown it all on the first score - cos we all know its possible to save that half six for later, right 8)


ive done budget loans the same way, and clattered a £1000 community care grant in a day and a bit. on crack and smack alone


thats nothing though, knew a guy who inherited/sold his dads house for a quarter million & blew it on drugs in less than a year. its not like they were worse than me at the time either

scored Heroin N Crack here every day for two years that is Hardcore

and done :D




..

 

[Sammy G]

unless you know what a counter payment is & have got one n then spent it ALL on drugs within an hour then Hardcore ain't even part of your dictionary .

Guess I count as 'hardcore' too.

bare in mind though, due to my locale/non university friend group growing up - i seldom get to write to my potential during daily life, texts etc. so the execution can sometimes be lacking

Do you want to see where I grew up?

That's my gaff there, next to the chippy. There's no excuse for dumbing yourself down.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

You had a roof? Bourgeois. We used to dream of bloody roof.

 

[Sammy G]

You had a roof? Bourgeois. We used to dream of bloody roof.

Get to fuck! :D

See the bit in the B&W photo where the demolition is underway? That was the site of the first male rape case to be treated as such (rather than ABH) in the UK. Guy got stabbed with a chisel fifteen times and ended up jumping through the ground floor window to escape.

Higher Openshaw was quite a colourful place in which to spend your youth. But I wore what I wanted and I talked how I pleased.

Fuck 'em.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

Guess I count as 'hardcore' too.



Do you want to see where I grew up?

That's my gaff there, next to the chippy. There's no excuse for dumbing yourself down.

sam, i never dumbed myself down - read voraciously since a babby - but i found it necessary to condescend (in the purest sense of the word) to make myself understood and/or to disuade the kind of dickheads who equate intelligence with weakness. for example, in prison, using big words & expanding on varying metaphysical concepts does nothing but make you a target. sad but true, i assure you


what can i say, my peer group were mostly sound lads who werent well read. eventually after a hundred "eh" & "what"s, you learn to drop long words


had i gone college/uni, we'd prolly be much alike. now THERES a scary thought, eh