what would it take

[monstanoodle]

Hahaha - That's the epitome of safe sex man

 

[Treacle]

It's good to know that most of you are open to being prostitutes, anyway.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

women are in different worlds when it comes to this shit. i knew an average looking girl who wouldnt consider anyone outside of a two year 'perfect' age window. you could be brad fucking pitt, with your cock slung over your shoulder, stinking of filthy cash - and if your three instead of two years her senior, tough shit


criteria met, she still couldnt turn for blokes wanting to take her out



a somewhat fundamental difference

 

[backroll]

bitches be bitches

 

[Marmalade]

Brown paper bag innit.

or something far sexier even .... and tah dah! hawt

 

[backroll]

marmalade in the house! yeah that is well fit.

would never lay with an animal (obviously!) but oh my days please put a horse mask on

 

[badandwicked]

^^ lol why are a bunch of grey haired men in dinner jackets sat around watching a bit of totty prancing around dressed as a french maid badger?

 

[Marmalade]

^^ lol why are a bunch of grey haired men in dinner jackets sat around watching a bit of totty prancing around dressed as a french maid badger?

grey haired men in dinner jackets?

LOL, you mean Albion, missus

 

[badandwicked]

Its all a bit baffling, but looks like fun was had by all.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

grotesque...
repulsive...
questionable sexual ethics...



so wheres mailmonkey got to

 

[mydrugbuddy]

i just couldnt do it. Im not gonna be attracted to someone whose physically repluslive, so i wouldnt be able to erm, rise to the occassion.

 

[Treacle]

Bollocks. A bit of GBL, and a lot of people would fuck anyone. I know I've slept with some unattractive people, in that state, but it was depraved filth, so can't complain. The ultimate horn drug, especially with speed. Just thinking about that combination gives me wood.

 

[Raasyvibe]

Nothings worth the horrible memories that stick in your mind for the rest of your life.

 

[Mental Kenny]

I would do it for a job, once I was doing an internship at this very major international organization, my boss was this MILF, I had this constant fantasy of her doing me on her desk and then offering me a paid position, unfortunately it stayed in dream world and only got a decent reference letter. Oh well

 

[Mental Kenny]

But then I found my boss sexually attractive so my post was irrelevant for this thread

 

[Sammy G]

i just couldnt do it. Im not gonna be attracted to someone whose physically repluslive, so i wouldnt be able to erm, rise to the occassion.

Not even if it got you a food, shelter and a warm bed for (at least) a night?

You wouldn't have survived my twenties, man.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

But then I found my boss sexually attractive so my post was irrelevant for this thread

theres a certain charm with women in charge, is there not? id probably shag the boss for free. if PROMOTIONS were involved.. well, you dont really want to know what id be prepared to do. no pesky morals, standards or ethics holding me back

 

[NightsEpiphany]

Theres a lad i want to kidnap and inchain for a while. He looks like sid vicious. JUST DO IT! (and his dad)


BRING THEM HERE AND SLING THEM TO THE FLOOR WITHOUT MERCY!


Cant miss him he looks like this but less mouthy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDyb_alTkMQ

 

[Sammy G]

theres a certain charm with women in charge, is there not?

Not of your personal finances, there isn't.

 

[mydrugbuddy]

Not even if it got you a food, shelter and a warm bed for (at least) a night?

You wouldn't have survived my twenties, man.

well the levels of testorone are a lot higher in your twenties than they are in your 40s. Generally speaking.

If i didnt have food or shelter or a bed to sleep in then yeah things would be different.