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Strange Habits

BecomingJulie said:
I stand on one leg and stick the other one out behind me when bending down to pick something up.
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I do that too. :D

raas_2012 said:
^ Must be a gay thang. Or a transgender thang possibly.

Totally unnecessary. So at least your bad habits are genuine unlike knock's
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Nah, some people just have more poise about them. I'm neither transgender nor gay, unless you count many years spent wearing eyeliner and the occasional foray into cross-dressing as 'transgender', in which case you're wrong.
 
Tryptamite said:
Why too late?, what age bracket do you fall into?
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Old enough to remember 405 line TV and O-levels, but young enough not to remember pre-decimal currency ;)

By "seemingly too late" I was referring more to the way that when the light went on, it was blinding, like "how the **** could I have failed to notice something so obvious for so long?" than to it being too late for full transition (which nowadays is possible almost anytime up to death anyway).
 
I have to have all my notes in my wallet facing the same way, the right way up, Queens face facing the front of the wallet..

Fuck knows why though. :D
 
Boarderline OCD with washing my hands, cleaning my teeth and certain doors being shut
 
I have a special scheme for folding bundles of banknotes. Round hundreds I fold with the Queen's head towards the outside, whereas I fold bundles with odd tens so the Queen's head is on the inside.

And I have to have my TV volume on an odd number, never even (except zero).

Probably the weirdest, though, is I can't eat bread that has been cut with a knife. I have to tear a piece off by hand, which displaces the knife cut as the most recent means of division and so neutralises it.
 
I always butter the thicker side of the bagel first. I always eat each item on my plate completely before I move on to the next, starting with salad...unless its pasta or soup.
 
Hangover said:
It bugs me when people use toilet paper to wipe their arse after a shit... I ALWAYS use a towel
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One time I got caught short & wiped my bum on some thing from India my housemate brought back, it was meant to be holy & have special powers, he got it off some Sadhu.
I burned the evidence & blamed it being stolen on someone we had round the night before.
 
Bodda said:
One time I got caught short & wiped my bum on some thing from India my housemate brought back, it was meant to be holy & have special powers, he got it off some Sadhu.
I burned the evidence & blamed it being stolen on someone we had round the night before.
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So you knowingly wiped your arse on one of your housemate's possessions? What the hell was it doing in the bathroom at the time?

Was there not a yellowed copy of the Dudley Tribune to hand? Could you not have just washed yourself in the shower or the sink?
 
Always open doors by using the bottom of the handle, with as less finger contact as I can manage. I push open doors, or door buttons, with the back of my hand.

Too many tinks around nowadays, not washing their hands.
 
I'm like that too. Except I'm not as bothered about touching non-metallic surfaces as I am metallic ones. Not for any logical reason; just because.

Also, you know there are those people who won't tread on cracks in the pavement? I exclusively trod on the cracks in the pavement for the first sixteen years of my life.

What made it worse was I'd have to go back and retrace my steps if I missed one.

parttime crackhead said:
A friend of mine has, on more than one occasion, wiped his arse with a loaf of bread.
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In Scotland that's regarded as a vulgar display of extreme affluence.
 
Sammy G said:
So you knowingly wiped your arse on one of your housemate's possessions? What the hell was it doing in the bathroom at the time?

Was there not a yellowed copy of the Dudley Tribune to hand? Could you not have just washed yourself in the shower or the sink?
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So you knowingly wiped your arse on one of your housemate's possessions?
Yes

What the hell was it doing in the bathroom at the time?
Hanging up to try & make our flat look more middle class or to earn him kudos with his hippy mates I guess

Was there not a yellowed copy of the Dudley Tribune to hand?
It's the Dudley News btw & no there wasn't any around

Could you not have just washed yourself in the shower or the sink?
With no hot water? maybe you like cold water in the middle of winter on your lower area, personally for me I don't but who am I to judge your bathromm habit's.
 
Started to tug with my lefty about 2 years ago, never looked back.

I always cushion the blow when having a shit, a good 2-3 layers of landing pad. Though I assume its quite common? Shitty water staight back up the chute is a horrible feeling.
 
Bodda said:
With no hot water? maybe you like cold water in the middle of winter on your lower area, personally for me I don't but who am I to judge your bathromm habit's.
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Steady on. I'm not the one shoving my mate's authentic saddhu-jizz-rag up my ring, am I?

Would you have opted for another stray garment had the one you used not been to hand?
 
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