Albums that have got me laid......
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers- Damn the Torpedoes.
While I strictly didn't get laid, it did give me serious brownie points with my hot grade 4 teacher. While the other admitted to listening to Peter Frampton or ELO I was stirring the loins for my first Mrs Robinson experience. I also was taught the power of curls and dark eyes for the first time.
Guns and Roses- Appetite for Destruction
What can I say, teenage girls are idiots, and slutty. I doubt I even got to the end of this album. By the finish of Paradise city I had bailed and was bragging to my mates. I suspect she may have been crying through Sweet Child of mine after I had left.
George Benson- Take your pick really.... they are all gold.
Some might swear by Marvin Gaye, others the solid bass of Barry White, but I can't go past the smooth soul of Mr Benson. Honourable mention to anything with a saxophone in the 80's.
Darude- Sandstorm
Not strictly an album, but any dance floor of the late 90's was usually filled with owl eyed, sweaty fillies who couldn't sleep once the sun came up and needed a good cuddle. If you want a whole album I guess you could pick any MOS compilation from the era that was put on as you tapped her bum on the way to make a tea, while I stayed under covers and skinned up.
Prince- Purple Rain
There is a reason a short man dressed in velvet with a thin mo gets consistently laid. Some Don Juan may reach for his more obvious Diamond and Pearls, but if you find a woman who likes to get freaky to Dirty Nikki, you have found yourself a keeper.
Neil Diamond- Beautiful Noise
A rookie mistake would be to reach for A Hot August Night but you run the risk of reminding her of her dad. Beautiful noise lacks the commercial familiarity of AHAN and if you play your cards right you might end up in a threesome with her mum.
Angus and Julia Stone- A Book Like This
Our first date I flew her up to go camping at Byron Bay in the middle of Winter. We drank hot chocolates on the beach as the sun set, sat in the front row of an amazing concert of this duo then retired and fucked all night like sea otters in our warm duvet filled tent. Even today if I put on this album, her panties drop quicker than a drunken girl in stilettos
Honourable mention.....
Soundgarden- Badmotorfinger
Don't judge, the early 90's were a steady stream of torn denim and breasts trying to burst out of flannel shirts. My first shaved vagina was discovered to the riffs of Jesus Christ Pose. And to think she had me with her blue hair.