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Privies, Jakes, Bogs, Commodes and Thunder Boxes: Your Toilet Stories

BecomingJulie

BecomingJulie

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We all have to go to the toilet -- and some toilets are nicer than others. And many of the drugs we take affect the picture; whether it's by making you go more, by making it harder to go, or by making you not care where you go. And, let's face it, we all love filth (though there is a bit of a Zen thing going down with regard to the difference between shitting your pants and having shit your pants -- the former experience being distinctly less amusing for the protagonist at the time, than is suggested later when it is mentioned as the latter experience). There must surely be a rich seam of stories to be mined here!

Let me begin by praising the facilities at Via, Canal St., Manchester (just across the canal opposite Sackville Street Gardens). This is a transgender-friendly establishment, with the doors being labelled "Urinals" and "Toilets", and supplementary signage to the effect that anyone was welcome to use whichever subject to logistical considerations (there are devices, and device-free techniques, for cis women and pre-op trans men to pee standing up). Thus neatly sidestepping the usual dilemma of whether to go with one's presentation and risk being beaten up for being a pervert, or to go with one's birth-assigned sex and risk being beaten up for being a pervert.

Dishonourable mentions to First TransPennine Express for thinking that squeezing in an extra half a dozen seats is a good reason to provide only one toilet on a three-car train and then not even withdrawing the train from service when said facility is out of service (it's a good job I wasn't going all the way to Cleethorpes, isn't it?); and also to Manchester Piccadilly station for charging six bob for a necessary function.
 
girls always get the good ones. even in school the blokes' are a stinking cesspit whereas the girls' is a mythical, perfumed den of tranquility - perma stocked with the necessities - where they can go to talk about whatever they do. equality starts in the shitter, i say
 
Come to Cleethorpes, regardless ... it's lovely sometimes, honest <3

We're kinda opposites, because I've got a bad case of penis envy. But on topic, there are no interesting public toilets here really ... a purpose built set in a lovely Art Deco building on the prom, that are listed, but closed because the council are a bunch of useless fuckwits.

Personally I pack a she wee sometimes tho .... makes things easier for when I'm on country walks n stuff.

That's the only thing I have to contribute to the thread. Sorry :(
 
Festival toilets. Enough said, really. If you've ever had to hover over one of these piss/shit covered things, whilst coming up hard, you'll know what I mean. The smell, as well. It can end up with you puking AND shitting, at the same time (fortunately, this has never happened to me). If anyone can find Tambo's story of the time he forgot he had pills in his boxers, that has to go in here! I believe it's in Best of Bluelight. Still one of the funniest things I've read. Also, Kappa's 'shitty' story...
 
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The MDMA 'coming up shit' was a pround tradition of mine for many years...
I would like to vote the public toilets on carr lane, Brigg in north lincs as being one of the worst in the world. The most neglected latrine on an army base in helmand couldnt match the vileness of this wc, even a dung beetle would be ashamed to be seen in there.
Also, i wonder why exactly mens toilets tend to be worse then ladies? Is it that us men just arent as clean and tidy OR are ladies just more likely to complain if certain standards arent maintained?
 
gayorstraight said:
Gutted I didn't think of getting one when I was camping!

For those that don't know what it is:
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tell me you pack a mooncup/femme cup as well and finally it might look like we've eventually found some common ground

BlindHelperMonkey said:
great for shooting smack on the go, though *thumbsup
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I lold

bunge said:
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The MDMA 'coming up shit' was a pround tradition of mine for many years...
I would like to vote the public toilets on carr lane, Brigg in north lincs as being one of the worst in the world. The most neglected latrine on an army base in helmand couldnt match the vileness of this wc, even a dung beetle would be ashamed to be seen in there.
Also, i wonder why exactly mens toilets tend to be worse then ladies? Is it that us men just arent as clean and tidy OR are ladies just more likely to complain if certain standards arent maintained?
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Oh god, you're WAY too close (locationally) for comfort ...

Whenever I take stims of any kind, I've got a 10 minute window before it's loo time. Regular as clockwork, without fail.
 
Marmalade said:
tell me you pack a mooncup/femme cup as well and finally it might look like we've eventually found some common ground



I lold



Oh god, you're WAY too close (locationally) for comfort ...

Whenever I take stims of any kind, I've got a 10 minute window before it's loo time. Regular as clockwork, without fail.
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I didn't pack one, I didn't need sanitary products at the time. I do indeed own one. My auntie is an eco-friendly fan and bought one for me years ago
 
@Marmalade: Thanks, ill try not to take that too personally.lmao
A few years ago i lived on cleethorpes road, now how uncomfortable would THAT have been....
All stims affect me like that aswell (even caffeine), it can get quite awkward but experiencing a huge rush while evacuating your bowels is a truly life changing episode. :-D

edit: ive just worked out what a 'moon cup' is....yuck.lol
 
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wheres brimz at? nothing quite like shooting up in the bathroom at christmas, as im sure he'll tell you. lock on the door - no chance of an angry loved one bursting in, handy seat, radiator on for the shy veins, ample supply of bogroll for the redstuff and running water to cook up. yes, addicts got love for their toilet
 
curious_24 said:
@ Marmalade - is that really what it looks like? If so, why did you feel the need to photograph it?
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yes, and why not?

it's just as inane as anything else that gets photographed.

Eh, but there was a reason at the time actually. I believe it was menstrual-phobic (and women fearing) EADD folks way back when, that prompted its capture. Spade and Rockstar comments iirc.
 
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