Jackass keeps OD'ing in my ride.

[ohshea]

A friend of mine had a shoe with a false bottom. Not quite as slick as the guy from Trainspotting but not far off.
Every person I ever rode with that had spent time in prison(and some who hadn't) had no issue cramming their bundles up their ass or in females cases that other slot.
I suppose that's the safest spot(s) I just never had the stomach for it.

This is totally irrelevant but i thought id share. My ex used to keep his dope in a little metal case shaped like a bullet with a top cap that opened so incase he got pulled over he could shove it up his ass. He was the type who has to have his dope on him at all times. Anyway, he ended up getting pulled over, had a hot glock in the car and called me from jail. He said he was being charged with felon in posession of a firearm, drug posession and misconduct involving a firearm (having a more than personal amount of dope -as deemed by police, it really was personal stash- and a firearm on him) Stupid guy, I know. But you know tweekers and their gun fascinations.

Anyway, he was crying because he was looking at ten years. I asked him how the hell did they find your dope because you always keep it in that bullet case to shove it up to where the sun dont shine if, more like when, you were going to get pulled over. Here's the worst part, he had just did a shot a bit before getting in the car and forgot to place dope in case and instead just shoved in the little pocket in your jeans pocket. He did shove the bullet case up his butt but THE DOPE WASNT IN IT!!! He was kicking himself pretty hard for that one, shoving a case up your ass and the dopes not even in it. He ended up only serving two years anyway, he got off lucky.

I know a guy who shoved 25grams of mexitar up his butt while thw police were trying to break down his hotel room door. Incidently, this was within two weeks of my ex getting arrested in the above story. He had his whole jail mod high for weeks. The AK jails dont search body cavaties as well as here in CA.


@95land- i once had 28 grams of tar heated up and molded into the size of a dildo to fit into my vagina. It was so long it kept slipping out my vagina was was hanging out by like an inch so i couldnt sit with my butt straight on the seat i had to sit slouching down as not to apply pressure to it. I thought it was funny people would be injecting junk into their veins which had been in my vagina for several hours. Of course it was wrapped in condoms and saram wrap with lube. Also had one not as large stuck up my butt wrapped with condoms around it and a piece of floss died to the end so i could pull it out my butt with ease.

 

[JunkieDays]

This is totally irrelevant but i thought id share. My ex used to keep his dope in a little metal case shaped like a bullet with a top cap that opened so incase he got pulled over he could shove it up his ass. He was the type who has to have his dope on him at all times. Anyway, he ended up getting pulled over, had a hot glock in the car and called me from jail. He said he was being charged with felon in posession of a firearm, drug posession and misconduct involving a firearm (having a more than personal amount of dope -as deemed by police, it really was personal stash- and a firearm on him) Stupid guy, I know. But you know tweekers and their gun fascinations.

Anyway, he was crying because he was looking at ten years. I asked him how the hell did they find your dope because you always keep it in that bullet case to shove it up to where the sun dont shine if, more like when, you were going to get pulled over. Here's the worst part, he had just did a shot a bit before getting in the car and forgot to place dope in case and instead just shoved in the little pocket in your jeans pocket. He did shove the bullet case up his butt but THE DOPE WASNT IN IT!!! He was kicking himself pretty hard for that one, shoving a case up your ass and the dopes not even in it. He ended up only serving two years anyway, he got off lucky.

I know a guy who shoved 25grams of mexitar up his butt while thw police were trying to break down his hotel room door. Incidently, this was within two weeks of my ex getting arrested in the above story. He had his whole jail mod high for weeks. The AK jails dont search body cavaties as well as here in CA.


@95land- i once had 28 grams of tar heated up and molded into the size of a dildo to fit into my vagina. It was so long it kept slipping out my vagina was was hanging out by like an inch so i couldnt sit with my butt straight on the seat i had to sit slouching down as not to apply pressure to it. I thought it was funny people would be injecting junk into their veins which had been in my vagina for several hours. Of course it was wrapped in condoms and saram wrap with lube. Also had one not as large stuck up my butt wrapped with condoms around it and a piece of floss died to the end so i could pull it out my butt with ease.

Haha, nice. Butt pluggers anonymous. Really, the butt plug is a great hiding place, however, it's my last resort. I'd love to tell everyone where my stash spot is, but I fear it would become too well known and I certainly don't want to spoil my secret.
Lets just say out of all the times I've been searched & strip searched, they've never found it. & No, it wasn't up my arse, or in any of my cavities. I've only told one person where my dope goes, and he thought it was a brilliant idea & copied it.
As long as I'm not dealing with any K-9's I'll be alright, I think. I may be able to talk my way out of it if I do get searched by k-9's. "The dog must be hitting on some dope I did earlier, spilled it all over my jeans. Yada Yada"

I only know of one person who buffs their dope, well, two if you count a female stashing it in her corn-holio. But I flat out refuse to do it.
All I need is a better place to stash my works. If I ever get taken to the jail, i'd be fucked unless I could somehow toss it before I enter the building.

Has anyone ever heard of the myth of k-9's not being able to register when its hidden up the hiney hole? I've been told that the dogs can't smell it if it's decently up there.
Idk, I don't believe it, but maybe someone who has experienced k-9 activity can confirm this.

Btw - That sucks about your friend. I once did some stupid shit like that. Placed an almost empty bag in the cellophane of my cig pack & forgot about it.
Little did I know that would be the day 2 undercovers were on the train & would place cuffs on me.
I guess it's not all that bad. No jail time & I got out with a full bag of dope that I later did when I got home safely...

 

[95Land]

@95land- i once had 28 grams of tar heated up and molded into the size of a dildo to fit into my vagina. It was so long it kept slipping out my vagina was was hanging out by like an inch so i couldnt sit with my butt straight on the seat i had to sit slouching down as not to apply pressure to it. I thought it was funny people would be injecting junk into their veins which had been in my vagina for several hours. Of course it was wrapped in condoms and saram wrap with lube. Also had one not as large stuck up my butt wrapped with condoms around it and a piece of floss died to the end so i could pull it out my butt with ease.

Shivers. :D.