MN_BASSFACED
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Lets start by saying, I am on felony probation which includes random drug screens and EtG testing. It is a 12 panel drug screen, only they have added MDVP (bath salts) and "K2". Now I'm isnt exactly sure which synthetic cannabinoids they test for, but suspect the JWH and AM blends.
I have experience with many-a-research chemical and am aware of the dangers and possible long term health risks associated with them, especially with cannabinoids. I am no stranger to new chemicals.
My friend Ape is coincidentally on the same exact probation as him, and suggested a substance called UR-144. Ape says it is currently untested for and completely safe to use probation-wise.
I have not used cannabis in over 5 months by this time, so I was eager to try the substance. I found very little information on the drug upon a few Google searches, so most of my knowledge came from Ape.
Ape gave me a bag of 1g of previously sprayed plant material (not powder), and his last words were "Take it easy with this stuff. Its NOT weed." I took the bag home, and since there is no way of telling how much of the substance itself was actually applied to the plant material, I decided to pack a one-hitter half full for my allergy test. I inhaled and held smoke in for close to 7 seconds. The test came back with no severe allergic reaction, but with a mild plugged up nose that only lasted about 20 minutes. After waiting about 20 hours with no further reaction, I decided it was time.
The Trip
T-0.00- I pack a bowl (I am sorry I can not give exact quantities of the substance I ingested, as said before, it was sprayed material and not powder) half way to the top, turn on some trance music, and make a cup of coffee. I sit on my deck behind my house, light the bowl, take a fairly large hit, and hold in for about 10 seconds.
T-0.01- I feel like I am coming up on a good MJ high. Head feels light, body feels pleasant.
I take another hit, same size, held in for same amount of time.
T-0.03- The feeling is still pleasant, but continues to grow at a very fast rate. I feel a sort of 'panicked' feeling, almost like butterflies in my stomach. Not as bad as, lets say, JWH-018 or so, but definitely still present. I am not anxious or worried about anything, but still the feeling remains.
I take last hit of bowl, inhale and hold in for about 20 seconds this time.
T-0.05- I feel extremely high now. Similar to MJ, but also significantly different. It seems as if the chemical brought me to the point of a nice cannabis high, then blew right past it. Now I am in a world of intense color-vividness, scattered thoughts and mild euphoria. Only problem is, the panicked feeling has grown to its full potential now, and I can not help but stand up and walk around the deck to keep from what I thought might be a potential classic synthetic cannabinoid freakout. The trance music, however, was keeping me in a calm state of mind.
T-0.10- The panicked feeling has left completely, and I am sitting on the table on the deck, just staring at the chair I was sitting in. The feeling was like I smoked a joint of MJ to myself, but also did a small bump of methoxetamine (MXE) or K. I feel disoriented, but not confused. Kind of like taking a couple shots of whiskey and punching myself in the face once or twice. Euphoria was at its highest point now, and everything was just wonderful. The trance music sounded more beautiful then I could have ever imagined, and even brought me to joyful tears at one point. I thought about my girlfriend, and things I can do to make the relationship even more alive then it already is. I thought about my friends and fun times we have had, and quietly giggled to myself. I thought about many different things, some thoughts lasting no longer then 1-2 seconds, others up to minutes, but not one unpleasant thought ever creeped into my brain. I find it is VERY hard to concentrate for more then a few seconds though, and I couldnt have acted straight even if I had too.
T-0.15- I am a cigarette smoker, and find it strange I have gone 15 minutes after a bowl with no urge to have a cigarette. With regular cannabis, smoking after smoking is like clockwork. I get off the table and decide to go inside to play a video game.
I get to my room, but completely forget the reason for going down there in the first place. I stand for a minute staring blankly at the window until I remember what it was I was doing. I plug the game in, ready to lay down, but I don't end up playing the game. Instead, I spent the next few minutes standing in my room, grabbing things that I thought I needed to play the game. Confusion had taken over. I would grab his tin of chewing tobacco, remember that I needed to grab my controller too, put the tin of chew down, look for and grab the controller, remember again that I needed the chewing tobacco, put the controller down, try and remember where I put the tin of chewing tobacco, remember that I needed my cell phone, etc. etc. etc. It was a frustrating couple minutes to say the least. But, on the bright side, the euphoria had only subsided a little, so I was still feeling very blissful and mildly energetic. I decide to just lay down and watch TV instead of the game. I watch Family Guy, and giggle to myself uncontrollably for the next 10 minutes.
T-0.25-I feel the most intense, extreme munchies I have ever felt in my entire life. I know that even if I eat one little thing, I will eat the whole kitchen, but I can not fight it any longer. I go to the kitchen and make 3 sandwiches, a bag of crisps, an apple, a liter of lemonade and a candy bar. I eat it all no problem, and go back to fighting the munchies. Incredible. The JWH blends I have tried have given me MILD munchies at the most, but most often no appetite at all. This UR-144 seemed to be the closest synthetic I had ever smoked to natural MJ.
T-0.30- Feelings of euphoria subsiding, also thoughts are becoming more clear and less scattered. Fatigue is also present, but noting a bit of coffee wouldn't fix.
T-0.45-Body feels back to normal. Head still slightly 'light', still fairly amusing random thoughts entertain me.
T-1.10- Baseline, though the same 'lightheaded' feeling remains. I would describe it as a 'goofy' feeling. Like mild euphoria, but with a hint of sarcasm.
My experience with UR-144 had been a pleasant one. One of my favorites actually. I was surprised at how well the effects mimic MJ, but how much different the effects were from the JWH and AM blends. The slight panicked feeling in the beginning was one of the only ways I could tell it wasnt really weed, excluding the disoriented 'MXE' type feeling. All in all, I enjoy this substance very much, and plans to experiment with it further in the future.
I have experience with many-a-research chemical and am aware of the dangers and possible long term health risks associated with them, especially with cannabinoids. I am no stranger to new chemicals.
My friend Ape is coincidentally on the same exact probation as him, and suggested a substance called UR-144. Ape says it is currently untested for and completely safe to use probation-wise.
I have not used cannabis in over 5 months by this time, so I was eager to try the substance. I found very little information on the drug upon a few Google searches, so most of my knowledge came from Ape.
Ape gave me a bag of 1g of previously sprayed plant material (not powder), and his last words were "Take it easy with this stuff. Its NOT weed." I took the bag home, and since there is no way of telling how much of the substance itself was actually applied to the plant material, I decided to pack a one-hitter half full for my allergy test. I inhaled and held smoke in for close to 7 seconds. The test came back with no severe allergic reaction, but with a mild plugged up nose that only lasted about 20 minutes. After waiting about 20 hours with no further reaction, I decided it was time.
The Trip
T-0.00- I pack a bowl (I am sorry I can not give exact quantities of the substance I ingested, as said before, it was sprayed material and not powder) half way to the top, turn on some trance music, and make a cup of coffee. I sit on my deck behind my house, light the bowl, take a fairly large hit, and hold in for about 10 seconds.
T-0.01- I feel like I am coming up on a good MJ high. Head feels light, body feels pleasant.
I take another hit, same size, held in for same amount of time.
T-0.03- The feeling is still pleasant, but continues to grow at a very fast rate. I feel a sort of 'panicked' feeling, almost like butterflies in my stomach. Not as bad as, lets say, JWH-018 or so, but definitely still present. I am not anxious or worried about anything, but still the feeling remains.
I take last hit of bowl, inhale and hold in for about 20 seconds this time.
T-0.05- I feel extremely high now. Similar to MJ, but also significantly different. It seems as if the chemical brought me to the point of a nice cannabis high, then blew right past it. Now I am in a world of intense color-vividness, scattered thoughts and mild euphoria. Only problem is, the panicked feeling has grown to its full potential now, and I can not help but stand up and walk around the deck to keep from what I thought might be a potential classic synthetic cannabinoid freakout. The trance music, however, was keeping me in a calm state of mind.
T-0.10- The panicked feeling has left completely, and I am sitting on the table on the deck, just staring at the chair I was sitting in. The feeling was like I smoked a joint of MJ to myself, but also did a small bump of methoxetamine (MXE) or K. I feel disoriented, but not confused. Kind of like taking a couple shots of whiskey and punching myself in the face once or twice. Euphoria was at its highest point now, and everything was just wonderful. The trance music sounded more beautiful then I could have ever imagined, and even brought me to joyful tears at one point. I thought about my girlfriend, and things I can do to make the relationship even more alive then it already is. I thought about my friends and fun times we have had, and quietly giggled to myself. I thought about many different things, some thoughts lasting no longer then 1-2 seconds, others up to minutes, but not one unpleasant thought ever creeped into my brain. I find it is VERY hard to concentrate for more then a few seconds though, and I couldnt have acted straight even if I had too.
T-0.15- I am a cigarette smoker, and find it strange I have gone 15 minutes after a bowl with no urge to have a cigarette. With regular cannabis, smoking after smoking is like clockwork. I get off the table and decide to go inside to play a video game.
I get to my room, but completely forget the reason for going down there in the first place. I stand for a minute staring blankly at the window until I remember what it was I was doing. I plug the game in, ready to lay down, but I don't end up playing the game. Instead, I spent the next few minutes standing in my room, grabbing things that I thought I needed to play the game. Confusion had taken over. I would grab his tin of chewing tobacco, remember that I needed to grab my controller too, put the tin of chew down, look for and grab the controller, remember again that I needed the chewing tobacco, put the controller down, try and remember where I put the tin of chewing tobacco, remember that I needed my cell phone, etc. etc. etc. It was a frustrating couple minutes to say the least. But, on the bright side, the euphoria had only subsided a little, so I was still feeling very blissful and mildly energetic. I decide to just lay down and watch TV instead of the game. I watch Family Guy, and giggle to myself uncontrollably for the next 10 minutes.
T-0.25-I feel the most intense, extreme munchies I have ever felt in my entire life. I know that even if I eat one little thing, I will eat the whole kitchen, but I can not fight it any longer. I go to the kitchen and make 3 sandwiches, a bag of crisps, an apple, a liter of lemonade and a candy bar. I eat it all no problem, and go back to fighting the munchies. Incredible. The JWH blends I have tried have given me MILD munchies at the most, but most often no appetite at all. This UR-144 seemed to be the closest synthetic I had ever smoked to natural MJ.
T-0.30- Feelings of euphoria subsiding, also thoughts are becoming more clear and less scattered. Fatigue is also present, but noting a bit of coffee wouldn't fix.
T-0.45-Body feels back to normal. Head still slightly 'light', still fairly amusing random thoughts entertain me.
T-1.10- Baseline, though the same 'lightheaded' feeling remains. I would describe it as a 'goofy' feeling. Like mild euphoria, but with a hint of sarcasm.
My experience with UR-144 had been a pleasant one. One of my favorites actually. I was surprised at how well the effects mimic MJ, but how much different the effects were from the JWH and AM blends. The slight panicked feeling in the beginning was one of the only ways I could tell it wasnt really weed, excluding the disoriented 'MXE' type feeling. All in all, I enjoy this substance very much, and plans to experiment with it further in the future.
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