NASADD Social - for a hooker that bitch sucked dick like a 13yr old virgin

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bitch better quit calling me so early or she's not gonna get the D anymore i sleep till 11AM for a reason.... cause i can
 
sounds like someone's gonna be gettin' some butt sex, if he can stop nodding long enough to get it up...

i dunno, but i think smoking buds is for amateurs these days. and don't call me a nigga. it's negrah, bitch.
gwen, making shit up.

nowdubnvr6 said:
Had my last PO meeting today smoking some killer buds and nodding my fucking face off on 8mg dilaudid that my friend gave me since he had shoulder surgery. And fucked that 19 year old that has told me shes falling in love with me and is willing to try just about anything to make me happy. she has a kush ass job too. Anyways what up niggas
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...and i thought you didn't like me. have you come around the mountain? wanna hear about the time I was at Shangri-La Records and picked up some guy who took me on a tour of Ardent (I love me some Big Star) and then put me on the list for a show at a deli?

didn't think so.
love,
gwennie

MemphisX3 said:
your stories keep getting better and better.
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gwencooper said:
sounds like someone's gonna be gettin' some butt sex, if he can stop nodding long enough to get it up...

i dunno, but i think smoking buds is for amateurs these days. and don't call me a nigga. it's negrah, bitch.
gwen, making shit up.
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nah i wasnt noddin when she came by that was just my daily activity. And i smoke good bud so i dont have do opiates anymore for my back pain.
 
Excellent comedic timing. You belong at Second City not MonFreakingTana.
love,
Gwen
nowdubnvr6 said:
nah i wasnt noddin when she came by that was just my daily activity. And i smoke good bud so i dont have do opiates anymore for my back pain.
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Wanna hear some freaky shit?

So, I work at a retail store that caters to women (very few guys ever inside unless they are being dragged in by wives/girlfriends), and fairly upscale so we are never crazy busy. We are currently closing our location, so it was fairly busy last week when it was announced, but slowed this week. We are, on a consistent basis, finishing the night with a lot more cash than usual. There are almost always only 2 people on staff when we close.

This morning, a regular customer was in with her husband who happens to be an police officer. He goes to the bathroom, and comes out with 2 pairs of handcuffs. Not quite toy handcuffs--they are metal, fairly heavy--but not real (they do have a little pop latch on the outside). From a distance though and even up close if you didn't know what you are looking at, they look real.

He found them hidden behind the toilet in the men's bathroom.

We found the keys on the counter in the kitchen.

Tell me you wouldn't be a little freak out about this if you were me?
 
gwencooper said:
sounds like someone's gonna be gettin' some butt sex, if he can stop nodding long enough to get it up...

i dunno, but i think smoking buds is for amateurs these days. and don't call me a nigga. it's negrah, bitch.
gwen, making shit up.
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im not an amauter and i love bud i smoke it everyday. if i could afford dank all the time i would. i got some silver haze my boy had shipped from cali. dont get me wrong i love opiates alot, alcohols good to, and the occasional xanax.
 
This working for a living sucks. I wish I was rich so I could do whatever I wanted whenever I wanted. Money might not buy happiness but it sure the fuck would buy freedom.
 
xxkcxx said:
Wanna hear some freaky shit?

So, I work at a retail store that caters to women (very few guys ever inside unless they are being dragged in by wives/girlfriends), and fairly upscale so we are never crazy busy. We are currently closing our location, so it was fairly busy last week when it was announced, but slowed this week. We are, on a consistent basis, finishing the night with a lot more cash than usual. There are almost always only 2 people on staff when we close.

This morning, a regular customer was in with her husband who happens to be an police officer. He goes to the bathroom, and comes out with 2 pairs of handcuffs. Not quite toy handcuffs--they are metal, fairly heavy--but not real (they do have a little pop latch on the outside). From a distance though and even up close if you didn't know what you are looking at, they look real.

He found them hidden behind the toilet in the men's bathroom.

We found the keys on the counter in the kitchen.

Tell me you wouldn't be a little freak out about this if you were me?
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thats actually really fucking creepy. do you work with any sex offenders?
 
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