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Johnny blue said:
I don't know anyone that likes a Boston accent.
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Nor do I.

I hear that shit behind me and I think "oh great I'm about to get robbed by some shitbag."

I've had a few friends from Boston over the years, but I always make a point to talk shit on the accent. God damn it's terrible.

Lol, everyone that meets me from out of state when they hear I'm from Connecticut is so surprised that I don't have a Boston or Brooklyn accent, and I have to explain that being from directly between these two shitty accents they actually cancel each other out and I can speak like a normal person. I can't tell you how many times people have asked me "wait, so you don't paaaak the caaaah in haaavad yaaahd?" And I respond with "that's right, I park that shit in my driveway in Connecticut where we don't talk like criminals"

Tho I am guilty, I do use a lot of the Boston slang/lingo in my daily speech. Which probably makes me sound even dumber speaking like a Bostonian but not having the accent to back it up.
 
Most people I know from Conn have no accent. It goes both ways because we make fun of them for their pretentious enunciation of every fucking letter and for being Connecticunts and they make fun of our complete butchering of the English language and for being Massholes.
 
Johnny blue said:
Most people I know from Conn have no accent. It goes both ways because we make fun of them for their pretentious enunciation of every fucking letter and for being Connecticunts and they make fun of our complete butchering of the English language and for being Massholes.
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Heh, yep that's how it goes. Shit, even RI has one hell of a Masshole/RI accent but a few miles west that shit just dissipates.
So I've never really asked but are you actually from the city or are you just from the suburbs? I bet you used to be a fucking pit rat huh?
 
Since we are talking about New England, do people from NH have a really bad accent? I know one guy that was from there and he was constantly making fun of the way that people in NH spoke.

I was exhausted yesterday and was asleep by 8pm. Unfortunately for me, I woke up in the middle of the night to a handful of texts from this new girl that I've been messing around with. This could either mean that she really likes me or either she's one of those psycho bitches who wants to text 24/7. I over-analyze every fucking thing and it drives me crazy, no wonder I have anxiety.
 
brutus said:
Since we are talking about New England, do people from NH have a really bad accent? I know one guy that was from there and he was constantly making fun of the way that people in NH spoke.
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i don't recall anyone up there having a stereotypical "new england" accent.


however my memory of that trip can be rather fuzzy at times.
 
Johnny blue said:
Most people I know from Conn have no accent. It goes both ways because we make fun of them for their pretentious enunciation of every fucking letter and for being Connecticunts and they make fun of our complete butchering of the English language and for being Massholes.
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Really? I've experienced quite the opposite. Everyone I know from Connecticut has a very subtle accent. Almost New York but much more faint.



I am mostly accent neutral but I do accent certain things like....I would say " I ken do that" instead of "I can do that". I'm sure there are other things I say but I can't think of any at the moment. I definitely do not drop any of my r's. I briefly dated a guy from Charlestown.....but I should have known it wouldn't work out when he couldn't pronounce my name correctly. I'm Heather not Heath-ah"
 
Johnny blue said:
Most people I know from Conn have no accent. It goes both ways because we make fun of them for their pretentious enunciation of every fucking letter and for being Connecticunts and they make fun of our complete butchering of the English language and for being Massholes.
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i chuckled irl
 
brutus said:
nowdub, you are always talking about banging some chick. Be honest, how many of them are horrible looking? Or do girls just like it because you aren't from that area?

Shit, I should move because girls love my southern accent or either think I'm dumb as fuck.
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haha man seriously girls striaght soak their panties when i lay on the southern accent. That and they are only used to the dudes around here that smoke meth and hit wives and shit. Plus i'd say im not a bad looking dude at all.

Oh and bitches love tats up here for some reason. I get atleast 5 girls a day wanted to look at my forearm sleeve. Even though its not even close to finished. Then i show em the foreskin sleeve and wam bam thank you mam deal is done.
 
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nowdubnvr6 said:
haha man seriously girls striaght soak their panties when i lay on the southern accent. That and they are only used to the dudes around here that smoke meth and hit wives and shit. Plus i'd say im not a bad looking dude at all.
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Sounds like I need to travel outside of the south more often. I don't handle cold weather that great though.
 
yea the cold is weak but man summer is nice 65-85 is the average and i got the yellowstone river literally a stones throw away .
 
brutus said:
Since we are talking about New England, do people from NH have a really bad accent? I know one guy that was from there and he was constantly making fun of the way that people in NH spoke.
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Not really, I spend a lot of time up there and I have not encountered such accent. The people from right near Boston have a Boston-ish accent just a little bit, and way up in the mountains I'm sure you got some redneck accent going on, but NH is pretty normal I'd say.


purplefirefly said:
Really? I've experienced quite the opposite. Everyone I know from Connecticut has a very subtle accent. Almost New York but much more faint.



I am mostly accent neutral but I do accent certain things like....I would say " I ken do that" instead of "I can do that". I'm sure there are other things I say but I can't think of any at the moment. I definitely do not drop any of my r's. I briefly dated a guy from Charlestown.....but I should have known it wouldn't work out when he couldn't pronounce my name correctly. I'm Heather not Heath-ah"
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That is southern/western CT (the part that's like 20 minutes from NYC). Once you get nearer to Hartford and especially anywhere on the east side of the river (cuts the state in half) is completely neutral with the exception of some weird NE lingo thrown in.
 
I have lots of Boston friends, but two in particular do their best to hide the accent. Until they get drunk and then you can't understand a word they're saying. It's like Gone Baby Gone with a little extra Affleck brothers thrown in for good measure.

My accent is so weird. I'm from Illinois, but I have that basic "tv" accent. Until *I* get drunk, then the Fran Drescher comes out because I grew up around a bunch of jews from Skokie. People think I'm from New York. I have the opposite of da bears (Chris Farley) Chicago accent.

When I lived in Seattle, I was the most ethnic person there besides the Asians. LOL
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RecklessWOT said:
I've had a few friends from Boston over the years, but I always make a point to talk shit on the accent. God damn it's terrible.

Tho I am guilty, I do use a lot of the Boston slang/lingo in my daily speech. Which probably makes me sound even dumber speaking like a Bostonian but not having the accent to back it up.
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Had my last PO meeting today smoking some killer buds and nodding my fucking face off on 8mg dilaudid that my friend gave me since he had shoulder surgery. And fucked that 19 year old that has told me shes falling in love with me and is willing to try just about anything to make me happy. she has a kush ass job too. Anyways what up niggas
 
brutus said:
I have one very confusing love life.

It's all summed up with these wise words: Bitches be crazy.
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man, you aint kiddin'

gwencooper said:
I have lots of Boston friends, but two in particular do their best to hide the accent. Until they get drunk and then you can't understand a word they're saying. It's like Gone Baby Gone with a little extra Affleck brothers thrown in for good measure.

My accent is so weird. I'm from Illinois, but I have that basic "tv" accent. Until *I* get drunk, then the Fran Drescher comes out because I grew up around a bunch of jews from Skokie. People think I'm from New York. I have the opposite of da bears (Chris Farley) Chicago accent.

When I lived in Seattle, I was the most ethnic person there besides the Asians. LOL
Gwen
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your stories keep getting better and better.

nowdubnvr6 said:
Had my last PO meeting today smoking some killer buds and nodding my fucking face off on 8mg dilaudid that my friend gave me since he had shoulder surgery. And fucked that 19 year old that has told me shes falling in love with me and is willing to try just about anything to make me happy. she has a kush ass job too. Anyways what up niggas
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pics or it didnt happen...
 
lol of course memp but i cant take pics of anything but the girl and shes working right now. I heard my phone rign this morning at like 8:30 AM and rolled over and was like will someone answer that god damn phone and turns out i was the only one in tthe room. fucking phone.
 
nowdubnvr6 said:
lol of course memp but i cant take pics of anything but the girl and shes working right now. I heard my phone rign this morning at like 8:30 AM and rolled over and was like will someone answer that god damn phone and turns out i was the only one in tthe room. fucking phone.
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i will settle for simple pics. they must be flattering and show her assets though...
 
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