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Various Benzos (Experienced) Where did this car come from?

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wheredafokamI

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I've been a member of this site for years and I've always found some amusement reading the phenazepam blackout horror stories. The outlandish circumstances were terrible, but in a way comical. Well, this weekend I became the subject of one of these stories.

It all started Friday when I prepared a solution of 25mg phenzepam with 25mg alprazolam in PG. I'm quite experienced with benzos, but not addicted in any way. I only use them occasionally. This particular weekend was soon to lead to a disaster beyond anything I have ever experienced. Just this morning I have finally come out of the benzo induced haze to look back on the absolute horror of what 2 days of blackout can accomplish. I'm torn between a sense of somewhat amusing irony and gut retching regret.

Let's start with the first thing I noticed this morning. The vial of PG was completley empty except for a bit of water on bottom, clearly it had been washed out. My truck was gone and in its place was a bright red C5 corvette. A quick check of my safe revealed it to be short $15000. Yes my friends, I was some used car salesman's wet dream.

This one you will not believe, but I swear it is true. My jet ski was in my swimming pool, I shit you not. It had no gas in it in the first place so obviously nothing ridiculously crazy happened. I'm sure over the next days, the full reality of what has happened will set in. After 40 minutes of searching, I finally found my phone and wallet in the trunk of my "new" car. I also have no clue how I am going to get my jet ski out of my pool.

I'm sure a lot of people are going to call this out as a troll post. I might be a bit more credible if I posted this on my main BL account, but I don't want to out of pure shame. Whatever the case may be, to any readers I would recommend you add this to your mental archive of benzo horror stories and let it be a reminder as to why you don't fuck around with these things.
 
wheredafokamI said:
I'm torn between a sense of somewhat amusing irony and gut retching regret.
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i know what you mean. it's always shamefuly entertaining to put the pieces of the puzzle together :D
thats the reason i try to stay away from things like ghb, benzos and alcohol but they always get me sooner or later :/
 
Could have been worse.

Oi, our drug stories. There should be an entire archive just for these, exactly. Heh.
 
rollinstoner said:
Trust Fund Baby Problems
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Because ANYONE who has money HAS to be a trust fund kiddie! Let me guess, you're 15-22 and haven't held down a real job...you need to cut your mental connection between you parents and being provided for.

Besides, jesus, this is a drugs forum...it is not inconcievable that he's fucking drug dealer! Or maybe he's up to his eyeballs in debt (from that loan he took out the last time he blacked out ;)) There's a lot of money moving around the drug culture...on the whole if you can support a habit you can afford to buy a few dumb boy toys.

The phrase you're looking for is 'First World Problems'..."I can't get my jetski out of my pool" is a pretty hardcore first world problem heh.
 
limonov said:
Because ANYONE who has money HAS to be a trust fund kiddie! Let me guess, you're 15-22 and haven't held down a real job...you need to cut your mental connection between you parents and being provided for.

Besides, jesus, this is a drugs forum...it is not inconcievable that he's fucking drug dealer! Or maybe he's up to his eyeballs in debt (from that loan he took out the last time he blacked out ;)) There's a lot of money moving around the drug culture...on the whole if you can support a habit you can afford to buy a few dumb boy toys.

The phrase you're looking for is 'First World Problems'..."I can't get my jetski out of my pool" is a pretty hardcore first world problem heh.
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$15,000 isn't that much, but it was money that was intended to be saved for retirement. Additionally, it's good to have cash on hand for emergencies. I'm not a drug dealer or brat with rich parents. I have decent job and I am a responsible person (most of the time).

In any case, I sort of do like the vette, but every time I get in it I sort of laugh thinking about the circumstances in which I bought it. Also, all of my friends and co-workers probably think I am going through an early mid life crisis now. I truly do appreciate BL's optimism, a bit of humor helps with shit like this. Come to think of it, this could have been worse. At least I didn't buy the car and wreck it! In all honesty though, i'd have preferred to have blacked out and come to $15000 richer.

Yes, having a jet ski stuck in the pool is certainly a first world problem. I'm still not sure how to get it out actually, nor am I sure how I got it in to begin with.
 
wheredafokamI said:
$15,000 isn't that much, but it was money that was intended to be saved for retirement. Additionally, it's good to have cash on hand for emergencies. I'm not a drug dealer or brat with rich parents. I have decent job and I am a responsible person (most of the time).

In any case, I sort of do like the vette, but every time I get in it I sort of laugh thinking about the circumstances in which I bought it. Also, all of my friends and co-workers probably think I am going through an early mid life crisis now. I truly do appreciate BL's optimism, a bit of humor helps with shit like this. Come to think of it, this could have been worse. At least I didn't buy the car and wreck it! In all honesty though, i'd have preferred to have blacked out and come to $15000 richer.

Yes, having a jet ski stuck in the pool is certainly a first world problem. I'm still not sure how to get it out actually, nor am I sure how I got it in to begin with.
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Sorry for any offence, my main point was that in all likelihood you have a job and, you know, work for your money. Like most people do. Who assumes that someone with savings is a trust fund kiddie rather than simply holding down a decent job? I needa get some richer friends obviously.

That's a real bummer about blowing your savings...I'm just old enough to worry about my retirement too ;). At the very least you have pretty much the ultimate black out story (give it a few years, that's a tale for the grandkids)- the only thing that could have topped it was if you had plane ticket stubs to vegas in your pocket & a new Costa Rican wife ;).
 
if i binged on phenazepam like i used to and ended up with c5 in my parking lot i'd be pretty fucking happy. I trashed my acura rsx on phenazepam, broke 3 teeth, sold 2 very nice guitars that i regret selling, somehow got the bank to give me a 7000 credit card and completely maxed it before i made my first payment, all while quitting my job for another one and then getting fired for being too fucked up. Now i take the bus everywhere. It sucks. Those are all part of my massive trainwreck over a 6 month period, funny to look back in but fuck i really caused myself a world of pain.

you're right though, those phenazepam trainwrecks always make for a good story, i have too many of them. It's strange that i can abuse any other benzo and etizolam and never have a trainwreck, even going through 250mg of etizolam in a few days, all i did was sleep pretty much. Phenazepam is a scary beast and i'll never forget all the fun i had on it and also all the horror it caused. For a period of like 3 days, i kept constantly locking myself out of my apartment and breaking in through the window, it became a routine.

how did the jet ski get in the pool in the first place? like how did you possibly pull that off on your own while blacked out? Not doubting it happened, just makes you wonder how conscious you really are when blacked out, it's like you still function as a human being but just can't remember it.

my favourite phenazepam trainwreck report was the one where a few people binged on it bad, one guy was praising mother russia or something, eventually ended up in jail, barely remembering it and the guys gf ended up prostituting (those are just some details, the story is way better). Not sure if it's true but i can definitely see how that kind of thing happens. I'm sure most phenaz trainwreck readers remember that report lol. We should have an index of phenazepam or even just benzo related trainwreck stories.
 
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These fuckin benzos man...
At least, as SDforever said, you have a new car, and a C5 Corvette is a car that a lot of people like, (well, i do, at least..;)).
Well..you're OK and this is the most important..:)Just remember it the next time you're going to get high on benzos..:\ .
Anyway...%)


MartinFn
 
This is really amusing. Benzos are crazy! It scares me to think that they can blackout just about anyone who takes enough. I've definitely been there. Lol the last time I had a nice handful of xanax I nearly lost my job because I was so fucked up, calling into work like a week straight. just all the ridiculous things benzos make me do like eat food at the grocery store, I'm thinking who fucking cares if they ask me what I'm doing I'll tell them I'm poor and hungry, what could they possibly do? lol, and for some reason they keep me awake like a stimulant so I just stay up, fucking my life up and don't figure it out until a few days have gone by.....

I used to hate em, go figure. I'll eat just about any drug now, its bad! lol
 
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