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Gibberings CXXXII: Like an overweight person consuming a poor-tasting biscuit

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I agree with the sentiment but he's wrong. Homophobia is definitely a phobia. It's not fear of gays it's fear of being gay. There's a little homo in all of us <3

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Oh man I want a Buddy Jesus statue.

Having shockingly good day today, had a house viewing this morning, nice place but dear god it smells like they rubbed dogs over every surface in the damn place before they moved out. Good to see me parents too. Had wee bit of codeine this evening, few beers and a bong and feeling really nice. Yay. Decided all three are better in moderation at the same time than going mad on any one thing.

Shambles, your earlier posts inspired me to buy Shadow of the Colossus and I love you for it, awesome game <3
 
Is incredible innit, Snolls? =D

And you in turn have reminded me I should toss all decorum aside and make with the Albi deprivation ;)

Unless it's cheap and available on eBay which would be the more decent option in the grand scheme. Depending on how skint I am this week anyway. Will forget and leave it another decade or so otherwise 8)

Also, when will people learn not to rub dogs all over their houses :!
 
Evening folks. *waves* :)

Have just been reading Mister Cleans obituary thread and thinking about our beloved NHS doctors. And what it must take to be one.

My theory is; to make it as an NHS doctor (or GP at least) you just have to tell people there's nothing wrong with them.

Ignore whatever it is the patient complains about. And never, ever give them any medication. Unless it consists of SSRI's or something proportionately feckless.

Have often thought of 'obtaining' the correct paperwork to become a GP & then seeing how long I could remain employed by using the aforementioned methods.
 
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Having shockingly good day today, had a house viewing this morning, nice place but dear god it smells like they rubbed dogs over every surface in the damn place before they moved out.
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Haha! The house I bought has has had dogs rubbed on it. I've been living here since October and still occasionally the dog scent reappears. I should have got the carpets replaced put I was really broke after moving.

Evening EADD. I'm rifling through my kitchen bin trying to find smokable cigarette butts that don't have food on them. It's really grim. Think I'll go out and buy more, hate going out at this time of night for cigarettes though. Or I could just go to bed, hmmmm bed.

OH WOW, I just found a pack of cigs with about 10 left in it!! This warrants a snoo entry.


Edit -- Cornishman. Don't forget to prescribe ever increasing amounts of benzos to addicts to the point where stopping will kill them :|
 
Last night, ketamine made me vom down the side of the bed of a random girls house we were at. I didnt say anything as i was far too embarrassed, just got my bike and ride home. I knew it woukd be bad, but i sniffed it anyway. Idiot.
 
Ew Urbain, that's horrible, you bad person you!!

I didn't know ket could make you puke. I'm a very sicky drug user -- most things make me throw up, but ket never has. Probably now you've put the idea in my mind it will!

Happy Sunday EADDers. I need to do some hoovering (of the cleaning variety) then I might do some hoovering (of mxe with the nose variety)
 
Shit, had so many bongs last night, we had a jar of LA Confidential, kept on relodading that thing all night, we were all baked out of hour minds. Took me 45 minutes to drive home in the early hours, normally it's a 25 minute drive, not even that if I'm upped, I felt everything in slow motion, so slow.

Hadn't been that stoned in years, even some of my mates who are daily smokers were well comatose on the couch.

Woke up with my eyes all red still.

Fuck tomorrow I have an appointment with an addiction specialist, it's non negotiable I attend, family is making me do it, apparently this guy is a specialist on new addictions, computers, videogames and new drugs. I'm not going to admit any drug use, just the internet addiction, maybe I will mention past drug use, don't know. I see tomorrow
 
That's the weirdest-looking seal I've ever seen.

Had a pleasant night of boogieing, and have now swapped my daft neon outfit for a daft onesie. Rather snoo.
 
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