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^ even the other atheists on this board are capable of presenting theological arguements. It's only you who has nothing intelligent to say, but stupid derogatory comments or memes you dig up from twitter (or wherever).

PinkPaver said:
i stopped reading half way through. (at the end of the old testament: only joking)

yes raas, I like the fact that you say that you became spiritual and became christian. It isn't provable by anyone here on earth that christianity is def the right waym but there is enough in it to make it a potentially alright way of doing stuff. we only get one shot at it here on earth unless we are hindu. they surely must be right, but then repeated life on earth could indeed be a pergotry of an existence sort of thing.

:o Is that.... An open mind? What are you doing posting on an internet theology thread.... open-minded person.


ok.... rest of my post...edited a bit to suit ricolnices questions:

raas said:
Problem is, God gave us a choice to ignore him... so if he's provable by physical evidence, the whole thing falls on itself, doesn't it. What's my evidence? Love of life, really. I guess I see it all around me... My friends, my family, those I love and the precious moments I've experienced with them... The love I experience in visiting amazing places. The beauty all around us. This of course is not empirical proof. It cannot be... you have to give everyone else the choice to ignore God, remember? But he used to try SOO hard to get people to stop ignoring him.. where is he now?
rickolasnice said:
And none of those things you mentioned is evidence for a God.. they really.. really aren't

Yes, of COURSE they're not. Did you even read the post? I said "This of course is not empirical proof. It cannot be..."

"God gave us a choice to ignore him... so if he's provable by physical evidence, the whole thing falls on itself, doesn't it."


This is the problem I'm having with you. You ask all these questions, I put thought into the replies and you just don't seem to assimilate any of it. Then go off repeating the same old, ignorant, arguement "The God in the OT was all vile and Jesus worshipped him".

Rickolasnice said:
Jesus talks of the God in the OT as if it was him / his dad, implying that the OT was true.

No he doesn't. You are wrong. Jesus opposes Tyrant God of the OT just like me and you do.

As demonstrated by Jesus many times in the bible, here's just one instance:
John 8: said:
The Adulterous Woman

1But Jesus went to the Mount of Olives.2Early in the morning He came again into the temple, and all the people were coming to Him; and He sat down and began to teach them.3The scribes and the Pharisees brought a woman caught in adultery, and having set her in the center of the court,4they said to Him, “Teacher, this woman has been caught in adultery, in the very act.5“Now in the Law Moses commanded us to stone such women; what then do You say?”6They were saying this, testing Him, so that they might have grounds for accusing Him. But Jesus stooped down and with His finger wrote on the ground.7But when they persisted in asking Him, He straightened up, and said to them, “He who is without sin among you, let him be the first to throw a stone at her.”8Again He stooped down and wrote on the ground.9When they heard it, they began to go out one by one, beginning with the older ones, and He was left alone, and the woman, where she was, in the center of the court.10Straightening up, Jesus said to her, “Woman, where are they? Did no one condemn you?”11She said, “No one, Lord.” And Jesus said, “I do not condemn you, either. Go. From now on sin no more.”]

You are right in that the real loving God does have some influence in the OT, as Jesus said himself:

For you tithe mint and dill and cumin, and have neglected the weightier matters of the law: justice and mercy and faithfulness.

So it seems the loving values of God do appear in the law (Example, Moses recieving the 10 commandments)... but it is intertwined with all corruption of the politcally motivated book.


Do you get this point now? There is stuff in the OT to be listened too, and stuff that shouldn't. And this is exemplified by Jesus who defies the OT in places, and fulfills it in others. Like a load of roses planted amongst thorns... you must be careful what you pick out.

Do you get it now??





Rickolasnice said:
How could a loving God simply leave us with a really old (hard to read) book that is full of mistakes and contradictions and expect people to believe in it?

Well he didn't did he!? He actually sent Jesus down, with the aid of a load of miracles, and created a whole new testament, which tells of Jesus disobeying the old law and physicaly demonstrating the love of God through sacrifice.

And, most importantly, the book works in giving us an understanding of Gods love and what he wants... as attested by millions of Christians.

raas said:
For instance, the bible says world was created in 7 days. It clearly wasn't created in 7 precise 24 hour periods. You gotta be pretty daft to deny evolution. So I think it's fair to say that the bible was not meant to be a scientific journal.

Rickolasnice said:
There we go again.. Cherry picking apart the bible.. seeing the bible as you wish to see it..

No, sir. I am not cherry picking the bible. You clearly do not understand what i am saying, and are falsely making the demeaning assumption that i am "making it up how I like".

The OT is a very symbolic book. That's how it works. I'm not cherry picking anything here.

The stories can be absurd and barbaric, but the meanings are practical for everyday faith. An example...

Let me tell you the OT story I described to Shambles earlier in the thread....

The truth behind the bible is found in the meanings of the stories. How true the actual stories are is very debatable.

Let me give you one example. David, Gods faithful servant and ruler, In the bible he makes one small sin. (He made a census of his army, counted how many men he had... which is apparantly a lack of faith in God)

Now God, being a bit of a quirky mood, rather than just tell him off - was so kind to give David a choice of three punishments - seven years of famine, three months of fleeing before his enemies, or three days of plague (apparantly there was a fourth *mystery* punishment, that never got into the bible)

Dave, rather being punished by God over man, goes for punishment number 3. A plague. Which then ends up killing 70,000 men.

Thats got to be the stupidest story i've ever read in my life. 70,000 men die because of one mans venial sin. In fact i've never read anything remotey absurd.

Yet as nonsense as it is, it's making the point that God punishes for love and to improve us (Like father to his son), rather than man who punishes out of spite. and even great servants of God can fall for pride and lack of faith. The story gives understanding of faith, and can be applied today in smaller ways.

You can draw meaning from the stupidest stories.

But it's important to differentiate between the external (The characters and what they do) and the internal (the message that is applied to a practical spiritual faith)



raas said:
Well, as the theory goes; Christiannity is a religion of truth. And inspired by God.

So I don't think God would choose a bunch of liars to write their stories on Jesus. If you believe in God, it's just common sense really.
rico said:
So the OT must be true? It's not like God would choose a bunch of liars to write their stories about him
OK, your best point and this did cross my mind as I was writing the above.

"If the OT cant be taken literally, how can the NT?" The difference between them is Jesus. It was Jesus who - with the help of a bunch of supernatural miracles - convinced the early church he was sent from God. The early church was pretty damn serious about "preaching Gods message" and corruption and misperceptions don't appear to be an issue.


--EDIT, sorry reading above the post reads as if it's a bit aggressive/argumentative. Don't mean to be a moaner, i'd edit through it all but bit pushed for time at the mo
 
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"Now God, being a bit of a quirky mood, rather than just tell him off - was so kind to give David a choice of three punishments - seven years of famine, three months of fleeing before his enemies, or three days of plague (apparantly there was a fourth *mystery* punishment, that never got into the bible)"

I think you too, were in a quirky mood brother Raas... You are my only brother amog these infidels...

"Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time. For ya'll have knocked her up. I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe. I was not offended, for I knew I had to rise above it all or drown in my own shit. "
 
there certainly are mysterious forces a guiding us all. Yesterday i missed a plane coz security were being cunts and slow. WHile waiting for the next plane I met Gordon Strachan. Not a chatty man, not a tall man but it wouldn't have happened had we not missed the 1st plane.
 
not Gordon at all. ah well next time maybe :) (actually trevor francis has been genetically proven as the son of the cloven hoofed one. so they reckon anyway but they didn't tell me who they were)
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAiTMsuF6Mg "John the revelator" by some dodgy looking americans
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHDR1HqA2bc "John the revelator" by some dodgier looking English lads aka Depeche Mode.

this is for anyone who's ever been lied to. have you ever seen a film called song for a raggy boy? I'm going to HMV to buy this tomorrow. I've had to stop myself dealing with Amazon. (couldn't help tapping my toes to the 1st. couldn't help dribbling over my lap top to the second. animal instincts eh.

icincidently is god almighty lady T ?
 
PinkPaver said:
icincidently is god almighty lady T ?

I hope not... But this could explain some of those old testament passages.


I think you too, were in a quirky mood brother Raas... You are my only brother amog these infidels...

"

Well 1394, why don't you join me and Jess?

It might boost the ratings of the thread; which - let's face it - is pretty much beyond death already.

It ain't a totally bad deal. You'll be in for eternal life, and as a cheerful bonus - you'll be exclusively invited to our next gathering around a fire where they'll be guitar playing and sing-songs. I hear this week they're playing a remix of Kum Ba Ya.
 
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Yes, of COURSE they're not. Did you even read the post? I said "This of course is not empirical proof. It cannot be..."

"God gave us a choice to ignore him... so if he's provable by physical evidence, the whole thing falls on itself, doesn't it."

So Jesus is not a complete contradiction of this? He either want's us to know he's here or doesn't..

This is the problem I'm having with you. You ask all these questions, I put thought into the replies and you just don't seem to assimilate any of it. Then go off repeating the same old, ignorant, arguement "The God in the OT was all vile and Jesus worshipped him".

This is because I don't think your interpretation of the old testament is any more than your interpretation. Where in the bible does it say that the OT is just a mish mash of metaphorical lessons? I'll give you a quote from a book a friend bought me:

"If we do not allow the language to speak to us in context, but try to make the text fit ideas outside of scripture, then ultimately the meaning of any word in the bible depends on man's interpretation - which can change according to whatever outside ideas are vague"

That quote is talking about the book of Genesis.. Maybe I've read it wrong but this guy seems to think it should all be taken literally.. Otherwise, it is just interpretations.. of which anyone can do in their own way.. How do you know that his interpretation of the bible is not correct, or mine?

No he doesn't. You are wrong. Jesus opposes Tyrant God of the OT just like me and you do.

I didn't say Jesus didn't oppose to some parts of the OT (only proving my point of the mass amount of contradictions in the bible) but the God in the OT is the same God as Jesus.. Was it not Jesus' father that spoke to Noah? Was it not Jesus' father that freed Moses and his people?

So it seems the loving values of God do appear in the law (Example, Moses recieving the 10 commandments)... but it is intertwined with all corruption of the politcally motivated book.

So the OT is a politically motivated book but the NT isn't.. Why do you believe that? How do you know your interpretation is the correct one? Why isn't mine?

Do you get this point now? There is stuff in the OT to be listened too, and stuff that shouldn't. And this is exemplified by Jesus who defies the OT in places, and fulfills it in others. Like a load of roses planted amongst thorns... you must be careful what you pick out.

Do you get it now??

Yes. I get it. You pick and choose what parts of the OT to believe in and what not to (due to what bits fit with your idea of God) with not much reasons to not take it as it is (the word of God) apart from your interpretations based on what you want to be true and what you want to be false and what you want to be misinterpreted metaphors.




Well he didn't did he!? He actually sent Jesus down, with the aid of a load of miracles, and created a whole new testament, which tells of Jesus disobeying the old law and physicaly demonstrating the love of God through sacrifice.

This was about 2000 years ago.. So.. I'll ask again: How could a loving God simply leave us with a really old (hard to read) book that is full of mistakes and contradictions and expect people to believe in it?

And, most importantly, the book works in giving us an understanding of Gods love and what he wants... as attested by millions of Christians.

I still don't see much evidence for an all loving God. If I don't believe in Jesus.. If I love my family more than Jesus, then he is condemning me to eternal pain and suffering.. Nice.

No, sir. I am not cherry picking the bible. You clearly do not understand what i am saying, and are falsely making the demeaning assumption that i am "making it up how I like".

You are.. and I am.. yes.. but i mean no offence by it.

The OT is a very symbolic book. That's how it works. I'm not cherry picking anything here.

So the OT is symbolic but the NT is truth, word for word. This is an interpretation which holds not much ground. This interpretation came about when people starting seeing and questioning the massive contradictions between the two books. How do you know the OT was not written as a literal book? Because it doesn't fit with the NT, that's why. Why do you believe the NT is a literal book? Because you want to.

NSFW:

The stories can be absurd and barbaric, but the meanings are practical for everyday faith. An example...

Let me tell you the OT story I described to Shambles earlier in the thread....

The truth behind the bible is found in the meanings of the stories. How true the actual stories are is very debatable.

Let me give you one example. David, Gods faithful servant and ruler, In the bible he makes one small sin. (He made a census of his army, counted how many men he had... which is apparantly a lack of faith in God)

Now God, being a bit of a quirky mood, rather than just tell him off - was so kind to give David a choice of three punishments - seven years of famine, three months of fleeing before his enemies, or three days of plague (apparantly there was a fourth *mystery* punishment, that never got into the bible)

Dave, rather being punished by God over man, goes for punishment number 3. A plague. Which then ends up killing 70,000 men.

Thats got to be the stupidest story i've ever read in my life. 70,000 men die because of one mans venial sin. In fact i've never read anything remotey absurd.

Yet as nonsense as it is, it's making the point that God punishes for love and to improve us (Like father to his son), rather than man who punishes out of spite. and even great servants of God can fall for pride and lack of faith. The story gives understanding of faith, and can be applied today in smaller ways.


How the hell did you get that meaning from that Story? That story to me = God is a nasty bully who likes fucking with peoples lives for minimal crimes.. It's scaremongering. A tactic used to trick naive people into doing whatever some priest says.. A tool for power.

But of course this is just a stupid metaphorical story, right? Here's my interpretation..

There was a massive plague, disease or similar that ravaged a lot of people in the middle east.. A few generations later, thanks to some story telling and chinese whisper style evolution of the story.. There was great exaggeration over the numbers killed and a story behind this great plague was invented.. It was God.. Someone disobeyed him and so he killed all those people for his sin. This, again, is to scare ignorant and gullible naive people into acting in a certain way..

"Did you hear that God caused that plague because one of his men disobeyed him"
"Shit man He's a scary motherfucker we best do whatever he says"
"How do we know what he wants??"
"Lets go to church and do whatever the priest tells us to.. while giving him money.. and carrying out whatever tasks he asks of us"

And here's another:

"People are dying left right and centre! Why??"
"Must be God"
"Well I heard this one guy disobeyed God and he got given a choice for his punishment.. He chose plague"

30 years later:

"You remember / hear about that plague?"
"That was because one of his men dishonoured God.. So God gave his 3 choices.. famine, war or plague"
"And he chose plague?" :O
"Wouldn't you?"

And slowly, through chinese whispers.. it evolved in the story as it was written down..
[/NSFW]

OK, your best point and this did cross my mind as I was writing the above.

"If the OT cant be taken literally, how can the NT?" The difference between them is Jesus. It was Jesus who - with the help of a bunch of supernatural miracles - convinced the early church he was sent from God. The early church was pretty damn serious about "preaching Gods message" and corruption and misperceptions don't appear to be an issue.

But Jesus is just another character in an ancient book.. Just like Moses, Noah, Adam and Eve.. Why does Jesus make any difference over whether or not the NT is real while the OT is not? And you see.. He didn't really convince the early church did he? He swayed a few church members but ultimately made his own church. It's pretty much how cults start.. only this one evolved into a religion.. To be honest with you, if i was alive in them days with some of the knowledge I have now? I could have done exactly the same thing..

--EDIT, sorry reading above the post reads as if it's a bit aggressive/argumentative. Don't mean to be a moaner, i'd edit through it all but bit pushed for time at the mo

It's all good. It wouldn't be a decent debate if emotions weren't involved ;)

<3
 
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I have to ask the age-old question we religious sceptics always have on the tip of our tongue. That being said, I've never heard a satisfactory answer to it.
In this past year, my grandfather has died, my mother has tried to kill herself twice, my father is currently fighting stomach cancer, we've lost two dear members of our community here, one of which was my friend, the other the friend of a friend, and the anniversary of my best friend's death is coming up. He died when he was fourteen. If your God is so just and merciful, why the fuck do these things happen?
Of all the people I've listed there, none even remotely deserve(d) to die, save maybe my father. They've been cheated from a life and in total, hundreds of people have been left behind grieving for them and in horrible pain. Don't tell me this is for some kind of greater cause or plan. I want to know how you can assimilate things like that happening to this wonderful omniscient figure you believe in.
 
^ i read a book called the shack once that explains all this. not a bad read.

It is a ridiculous concept. "my god's better than your god"
"we're turfing you off this land and moving in because god gave it to us"
"read this book here as your manual for life and you will have eternal life; anyone who doesn't believe this is going to suffer in hell"
I feel a little duped by it all. There's a hell of a difference between catholics and the catholic church. i tell you solemnly "that's NOT what jesus would have wanted" and "that's not in the bible boys"

yep, parents are always told that kids don't come with an instruction manual yet religions give out these unholy books as guidance. i do not need a holy book any more than i need one of those daft self help books. i do believe in something more than our existence . Just not too sure what it is right now. I think that "love thy neighbour as thyself" is an ok thing . I spent too long "turning the other cheek" and getting trampled all over for it and all that. If I had my own mother for real physical guidance i might not have taken my religion so seriously. ah well. It's never too late . I'm a bit stoned and annoyed with myself at the moment.
 
I have to ask the age-old question we religious sceptics always have on the tip of our tongue. That being said, I've never heard a satisfactory answer to it.
In this past year, my grandfather has died, my mother has tried to kill herself twice, my father is currently fighting stomach cancer, we've lost two dear members of our community here, one of which was my friend, the other the friend of a friend, and the anniversary of my best friend's death is coming up. He died when he was fourteen. If your God is so just and merciful, why the fuck do these things happen?
Of all the people I've listed there, none even remotely deserve(d) to die, save maybe my father. They've been cheated from a life and in total, hundreds of people have been left behind grieving for them and in horrible pain. Don't tell me this is for some kind of greater cause or plan. I want to know how you can assimilate things like that happening to this wonderful omniscient figure you believe in.

This is something I cannot answer, Pagey. I know absolutly nothing about those closest to you, and if I tried to surmise on such a sensitive issue it may become offensive to you.

As a personal belief, I do believe in the aforementioned "cause and effect", in relation to death on this planet. For instance, if someone was a heavy smoker, then died of lung cancer, it would be unfair to blaim God. Likewise, this can be attributed to the unhealthy lifestyle we're all to familiar with in the 20th century (Fast Food/MacDonalds, processed foods) as cancer and coronary diseases rise.

Then again i also believe life is a gift, and if abused, God could take this gift away.

The complexities involved in Gods decision of whether to take a life or not, is something I cannot answer, about people I don't know. But I do think it's worth noting that this is an imperfect world where evil is permitted. A lot of people look to God and expect a heaven, but that is not what you will find on this planet.

So Jesus is not a complete contradiction of this? He either want's us to know he's here or doesn't..



This is because I don't think your interpretation of the old testament is any more than your interpretation. Where in the bible does it say that the OT is just a mish mash of metaphorical lessons? I'll give you a quote from a book a friend bought me:

"If we do not allow the language to speak to us in context, but try to make the text fit ideas outside of scripture, then ultimately the meaning of any word in the bible depends on man's interpretation - which can change according to whatever outside ideas are vague"

That quote is talking about the book of Genesis.. Maybe I've read it wrong but this guy seems to think it should all be taken literally.. Otherwise, it is just interpretations.. of which anyone can do in their own way.. How do you know that his interpretation of the bible is not correct, or mine?



I didn't say Jesus didn't oppose to some parts of the OT (only proving my point of the mass amount of contradictions in the bible) but the God in the OT is the same God as Jesus.. Was it not Jesus' father that spoke to Noah? Was it not Jesus' father that freed Moses and his people?



So the OT is a politically motivated book but the NT isn't.. Why do you believe that? How do you know your interpretation is the correct one? Why isn't mine?



Yes. I get it. You pick and choose what parts of the OT to believe in and what not to (due to what bits fit with your idea of God) with not much reasons to not take it as it is (the word of God) apart from your interpretations based on what you want to be true and what you want to be false and what you want to be misinterpreted metaphors.






This was about 2000 years ago.. So.. I'll ask again: How could a loving God simply leave us with a really old (hard to read) book that is full of mistakes and contradictions and expect people to believe in it?



I still don't see much evidence for an all loving God. If I don't believe in Jesus.. If I love my family more than Jesus, then he is condemning me to eternal pain and suffering.. Nice.



You are.. and I am.. yes.. but i mean no offence by it.



So the OT is symbolic but the NT is truth, word for word. This is an interpretation which holds not much ground. This interpretation came about when people starting seeing and questioning the massive contradictions between the two books. How do you know the OT was not written as a literal book? Because it doesn't fit with the NT, that's why. Why do you believe the NT is a literal book? Because you want to.

NSFW:

The stories can be absurd and barbaric, but the meanings are practical for everyday faith. An example...

Let me tell you the OT story I described to Shambles earlier in the thread....

The truth behind the bible is found in the meanings of the stories. How true the actual stories are is very debatable.

Let me give you one example. David, Gods faithful servant and ruler, In the bible he makes one small sin. (He made a census of his army, counted how many men he had... which is apparantly a lack of faith in God)

Now God, being a bit of a quirky mood, rather than just tell him off - was so kind to give David a choice of three punishments - seven years of famine, three months of fleeing before his enemies, or three days of plague (apparantly there was a fourth *mystery* punishment, that never got into the bible)

Dave, rather being punished by God over man, goes for punishment number 3. A plague. Which then ends up killing 70,000 men.

Thats got to be the stupidest story i've ever read in my life. 70,000 men die because of one mans venial sin. In fact i've never read anything remotey absurd.

Yet as nonsense as it is, it's making the point that God punishes for love and to improve us (Like father to his son), rather than man who punishes out of spite. and even great servants of God can fall for pride and lack of faith. The story gives understanding of faith, and can be applied today in smaller ways.


How the hell did you get that meaning from that Story? That story to me = God is a nasty bully who likes fucking with peoples lives for minimal crimes.. It's scaremongering. A tactic used to trick naive people into doing whatever some priest says.. A tool for power.

But of course this is just a stupid metaphorical story, right? Here's my interpretation..

There was a massive plague, disease or similar that ravaged a lot of people in the middle east.. A few generations later, thanks to some story telling and chinese whisper style evolution of the story.. There was great exaggeration over the numbers killed and a story behind this great plague was invented.. It was God.. Someone disobeyed him and so he killed all those people for his sin. This, again, is to scare ignorant and gullible naive people into acting in a certain way..

"Did you hear that God caused that plague because one of his men disobeyed him"
"Shit man He's a scary motherfucker we best do whatever he says"
"How do we know what he wants??"
"Lets go to church and do whatever the priest tells us to.. while giving him money.. and carrying out whatever tasks he asks of us"

And here's another:

"People are dying left right and centre! Why??"
"Must be God"
"Well I heard this one guy disobeyed God and he got given a choice for his punishment.. He chose plague"

30 years later:

"You remember / hear about that plague?"
"That was because one of his men dishonoured God.. So God gave his 3 choices.. famine, war or plague"
"And he chose plague?" :O
"Wouldn't you?"

And slowly, through chinese whispers.. it evolved in the story as it was written down..
[/NSFW]



But Jesus is just another character in an ancient book.. Just like Moses, Noah, Adam and Eve.. Why does Jesus make any difference over whether or not the NT is real while the OT is not? And you see.. He didn't really convince the early church did he? He swayed a few church members but ultimately made his own church. It's pretty much how cults start.. only this one evolved into a religion.. To be honest with you, if i was alive in them days with some of the knowledge I have now? I could have done exactly the same thing..



It's all good. It wouldn't be a decent debate if emotions weren't involved ;)

<3

Wooo What a post. I won't attempt to reply right now, as previous beering may inhibit my focus a little. But lovely to see some genuine theological discourse nonetheless.
 
So Jesus is not a complete contradiction of this? He either want's us to know he's here or doesn't..



This is because I don't think your interpretation of the old testament is any more than your interpretation. Where in the bible does it say that the OT is just a mish mash of metaphorical lessons? I'll give you a quote from a book a friend bought me:

"If we do not allow the language to speak to us in context, but try to make the text fit ideas outside of scripture, then ultimately the meaning of any word in the bible depends on man's interpretation - which can change according to whatever outside ideas are vague"

That quote is talking about the book of Genesis.. Maybe I've read it wrong but this guy seems to think it should all be taken literally.. Otherwise, it is just interpretations.. of which anyone can do in their own way.. How do you know that his interpretation of the bible is not correct, or mine?



I didn't say Jesus didn't oppose to some parts of the OT (only proving my point of the mass amount of contradictions in the bible) but the God in the OT is the same God as Jesus.. Was it not Jesus' father that spoke to Noah? Was it not Jesus' father that freed Moses and his people?



So the OT is a politically motivated book but the NT isn't.. Why do you believe that? How do you know your interpretation is the correct one? Why isn't mine?



Yes. I get it. You pick and choose what parts of the OT to believe in and what not to (due to what bits fit with your idea of God) with not much reasons to not take it as it is (the word of God) apart from your interpretations based on what you want to be true and what you want to be false and what you want to be misinterpreted metaphors.






This was about 2000 years ago.. So.. I'll ask again: How could a loving God simply leave us with a really old (hard to read) book that is full of mistakes and contradictions and expect people to believe in it?



I still don't see much evidence for an all loving God. If I don't believe in Jesus.. If I love my family more than Jesus, then he is condemning me to eternal pain and suffering.. Nice.



You are.. and I am.. yes.. but i mean no offence by it.



So the OT is symbolic but the NT is truth, word for word. This is an interpretation which holds not much ground. This interpretation came about when people starting seeing and questioning the massive contradictions between the two books. How do you know the OT was not written as a literal book? Because it doesn't fit with the NT, that's why. Why do you believe the NT is a literal book? Because you want to.

NSFW:

The stories can be absurd and barbaric, but the meanings are practical for everyday faith. An example...

Let me tell you the OT story I described to Shambles earlier in the thread....

The truth behind the bible is found in the meanings of the stories. How true the actual stories are is very debatable.

Let me give you one example. David, Gods faithful servant and ruler, In the bible he makes one small sin. (He made a census of his army, counted how many men he had... which is apparantly a lack of faith in God)

Now God, being a bit of a quirky mood, rather than just tell him off - was so kind to give David a choice of three punishments - seven years of famine, three months of fleeing before his enemies, or three days of plague (apparantly there was a fourth *mystery* punishment, that never got into the bible)

Dave, rather being punished by God over man, goes for punishment number 3. A plague. Which then ends up killing 70,000 men.

Thats got to be the stupidest story i've ever read in my life. 70,000 men die because of one mans venial sin. In fact i've never read anything remotey absurd.

Yet as nonsense as it is, it's making the point that God punishes for love and to improve us (Like father to his son), rather than man who punishes out of spite. and even great servants of God can fall for pride and lack of faith. The story gives understanding of faith, and can be applied today in smaller ways.


How the hell did you get that meaning from that Story? That story to me = God is a nasty bully who likes fucking with peoples lives for minimal crimes.. It's scaremongering. A tactic used to trick naive people into doing whatever some priest says.. A tool for power.

But of course this is just a stupid metaphorical story, right? Here's my interpretation..

There was a massive plague, disease or similar that ravaged a lot of people in the middle east.. A few generations later, thanks to some story telling and chinese whisper style evolution of the story.. There was great exaggeration over the numbers killed and a story behind this great plague was invented.. It was God.. Someone disobeyed him and so he killed all those people for his sin. This, again, is to scare ignorant and gullible naive people into acting in a certain way..

"Did you hear that God caused that plague because one of his men disobeyed him"
"Shit man He's a scary motherfucker we best do whatever he says"
"How do we know what he wants??"
"Lets go to church and do whatever the priest tells us to.. while giving him money.. and carrying out whatever tasks he asks of us"

And here's another:

"People are dying left right and centre! Why??"
"Must be God"
"Well I heard this one guy disobeyed God and he got given a choice for his punishment.. He chose plague"

30 years later:

"You remember / hear about that plague?"
"That was because one of his men dishonoured God.. So God gave his 3 choices.. famine, war or plague"
"And he chose plague?" :O
"Wouldn't you?"

And slowly, through chinese whispers.. it evolved in the story as it was written down..
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But Jesus is just another character in an ancient book.. Just like Moses, Noah, Adam and Eve.. Why does Jesus make any difference over whether or not the NT is real while the OT is not? And you see.. He didn't really convince the early church did he? He swayed a few church members but ultimately made his own church. It's pretty much how cults start.. only this one evolved into a religion.. To be honest with you, if i was alive in them days with some of the knowledge I have now? I could have done exactly the same thing..



It's all good. It wouldn't be a decent debate if emotions weren't involved ;)

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Lovely post, Ricko. Though I have this sour feeling that if I spend hours responding in detail to each point, you may just reject it all as you have been doing in previous posts. I think you are fundamentally opposed to Christiannity, and naturally reject all that supports it.

That is your opinion of course, I'm not saying it's right or wrong. Just that discussing smaller points may become a waste of time, to someone who fundamentally rejects Christiannity.

Perhaps it would be more constructive to focus on some larger, core issues... before discussing what branches from it. I'm not trying to evade your post here. Rather regressing somewhat and tackling your basic understanding of the bible.

If we can make a progression with the basics, it may shed more light on the complexities of scripture. If we can't agree on the basics, then perhaps I am right that discussing the rest in detail will become time consuming and get no-where.

I feel that your basic understanding of how the bible works is totally off (That's not an insult, we all have to start somewhere).

Whether you are atheist, agnostic or theist...I think we're all capable, of at least seeing the sense in how the bible works: -

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I didn't say Jesus didn't oppose to some parts of the OT (only proving my point of the mass amount of contradictions in the bible)

Do you really think Christiannity would grow so big over the world if it were compiled by idiots who left in "mass amount of contradictions" by mistake? Do you really think so many intelligent, successful and famous people would be Christians if the book had "mass amounts of contradictions"? Those who compiled the worlds best selling book knew what they were doing.

Let me give you an analogy, to clarify my point on this issue.

Think about a psychology book. It has studies that support it's hypothesis, then studies which oppose it. Studies proven wrong, then studies shown to be correct. Together all the information gives great insight into the subject and allows us to make educated conclusions.

Now if someone looked at that psychology book and said "It shows studies that support and oppose it, it's all contradictions, the author is completely stupid, some studies mentioned are proven wrong"...then this person does not understand how the Psychology book works and why the author refers to such a broad range of studies.

Thus with the bible, yes it has mistakes and contradictions, but it is a book that admits to them and addresses them. So when people moan about these contrasts, they don't really understand how the Bible works and what it's intention is.

The bible shows a logical progression in mans understanding of God, culminating in Jesus Christ who becomes a physical representation of God.

The bible is a book that contains corruption from man. Misperception of God. But a book that owns up and addresses it's faults, in giving the reader a clear understanding of God.

Matthew 22:23 said:
Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you tithe mint, dill, and cummin, and have neglected the weightier matters of the law: justice and mercy and faith

Here Jesus is addressing those who have corrupted the bible, and perverted it's true meaning.

Acts 13:39 said:
"by this Jesus everyone who believes is set free from all those sins from which you could not be freed by the law of Moses

This verse again, demonstrating the progression and new understanding that has been made clear, thanks to JC.

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Why was all the corruption and misperceptions of God left in? That's another discussion. Perhaps it provides a demonstration of how man can pervert religion (as seen all around the world, today) and the necessity of Jesus's arrival.

But agree to that or not, is another issue, I just hope you can see how the book works. The primitive understanding and corruption of man are included in this book, deliberately. And then addressed later. Giving us a clear idea of what God is, what he wants and why he sent Jesus to the planet.
 
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Why is this thread post after post of tl;dr?

Tip: A discussion is easier to follow, and progress, if you deal with one point at a time and don't start throwing other stuff in to confuse things. <3
 
Why is this thread post after post of tl;dr?

Tip: A discussion is easier to follow, and progress, if you deal with one point at a time and don't start throwing other stuff in to confuse things. <3

That's what I've just been saying in the above post.

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Perhaps it would be more constructive to focus on some larger, core issues... before discussing what branches from it. I'm not trying to evade your post here. Rather regressing somewhat and tackling your basic understanding of the bible.
 
I hope not... But this could explain some of those old testament passages.




Well 1394, why don't you join me and Jess?

It might boost the ratings of the thread; which - let's face it - is pretty much beyond death already.

It ain't a totally bad deal. You'll be in for eternal life, and as a cheerful bonus - you'll be exclusively invited to our next gathering around a fire where they'll be guitar playing and sing-songs. I hear this week they're playing a remix of Kum Ba Ya.

I'm sold now... I'm awaiting a grand manifesto from you Raas.

So, up in heaven, is there copious amounts of Sandoz acid and live Hendrix performances?
 
did anyone hear the rumour that christianity was (and judaism) was based on a mushroom cult? see the chalice MUSHROOM. see them lil red cloaks cardinals wear...MUSHROOM. see them little hats MUSHROOM. see those weird stories in the holy books MUSHROOM.

SO THERE ya go. the mystery of god solved. god is a mushroom and i claim my 10 pounds.

grrrr i've lost out because of catholic guilt. i loved depeche mode as a youngster but always had a fear of getting struck down dead on the spot for singing blasphemous rumours. fuck and off to work I go with people who are obsessed with a holy book. we are a daft species at times.
 
I'm sold now... I'm awaiting a grand manifesto from you Raas.

So, up in heaven, is there copious amounts of Sandoz acid and live Hendrix performances?

Er.... no, no, no, no.... Hendrix went down to hell, along with all the alcohol and psychadelics he took.

Kurt Cobain also joined him for the sin of taking his own life. Freddie Mercury for being a homo, and John Lennon for comparing himself to Jesus.


But fear not, we don't need them and drugs to have a good time, for in heaven you get to listen to ALL the AWESOME Christian Rock bands from the past!!









































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(OK, that's enough of ridiculing my own religion now...)
 
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