I wish I could see YOU better, but from what I CAN see, you appear to be quite fit. You're totally not what I'd imagined, not that I'd really had any particular mental image...The scenery is just gorgeous. Where is that?
You're good at this, aren't you?
Videos might be a hassle, but there are topless pics on this very site if you look around hard enough. Plus a picture of me as an adorable, androgynous 22-year-old. I wouldn't bother though.
This is going to lead to even more bitter posts in the morning, y'know? You'll have to compliment a male EADDer on his beer belly or his overbite to calm the backlash. They don't like it when I get any female attention, let alone the new attractive, intelligent, charming, confident mod on the block*. Even though it's nice to be nice, y'know?
Somebody will even respond to the ridiculous paragraph above. They just don't get it, some of 'em. I picture clenched fists and crusty boxer shorts and much hurling of the nearest malke consumer lifestyle item. Poor guys.
But once again, thanks. Genuinely.
* You do understand that's the best you're getting in public, right? I have a totally transparent image of cold indifference to maintain. As well as the one that pisses off the less-secure / attractive / interesting boys. Right? But thanks again.![]()
It's called workwear, if you can remember what work is.
I don't mean that in a bitchy way, so don't throw a Kenny. I wish you'd get a fucking job, though. You were a million times wittier back then. Or rather more consistently so. Honestly, one of my mates thought you were a funny bloke. You still are, but there's this bitter edge that must come from frustration.
Sort it out pronto, so I can stop half-complimenting you and we can get back to slanging matches, eh?
Guess where I've been all day?
Round ye![]()
You do actually have really awesome eyes![]()
Ooh, nice! I actually had no idea they were like that inside.. always assumed they just had normal seats. I learn so much from this forum!This is how I usually travel.
(It's my boyfriends mates limo rental business, this is the pink hummer in playboy style, he took me and my boyfriend out around Bristol for the afternoon)
If anyone has any advice on avoiding this in future, let me know.
Take more MDPV. It's the answer to all MDPV-related questions.
You look great Sam, like your sat on the edge of someones desk saying 'now can we go to the pub please?' Someone with such style and panache has no business feeling melancholy. Love your shoes & jacket, wear the jacket in for a few more years and then send to me, thank you please![]()