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Malcolm fackin' smith
Surprised no one has commented with simply: Danny Dire yet. Shall I?
Danny Dyer is "the prick's prick" but he speaks a fair amount of sense in the quoted article.

I wish I could get a hold of the recording of a friend of a friend phoning Tony from Hollyoaks trying to book a table at Il Gnosh (his restaurant in Hollyoaks). It's fucking hilarious, the guy goes raging "IT'S NOT FUCKING REAL MATE!"..."Now come on, if you're fully booked just say so, you don't have to lie to me"![]()
he is a tosser. listen to that limmy prank call, he thinks he's a gangster.
I wish I could get a hold of the recording of a friend of a friend phoning Tony from Hollyoaks trying to book a table at Il Gnosh (his restaurant in Hollyoaks). It's fucking hilarious, the guy goes raging "IT'S NOT FUCKING REAL MATE!"..."Now come on, if you're fully booked just say so, you don't have to lie to me"![]()
). Pretty sure he would've snorted more than six hundred squid's worth at the wrap party :DHe starred in Human Traffic. That makes him invulnerable.