Quandary for y'all...
Ketaman is giving me the fuckabout. Again. Only answered his phone once (about three hours ago actually - said he'd be an hour and a half max) since yesterday and is clearly pissed as fuck tonight. He also owes me a fiver (aside from a few grammes of ket

) and he got paid today so am guessing he's too busy looking after his own needs. Again. However, he is not actually
the ketaman - he is but a middleman. Has been stringing me along for months that he'll introduce me to the actual ketaman who - tantalisingly - lives all of two minutes walk from me front door... but we've never been introduced. Thing is, he was so wasted t'other night that he lost the bit of paper with the actual ketaman's phone number on... so I have it now. Is fairly obvious I ain't getting shit if I just keep trying middlemanketaman... but I don't actually know ketamanketaman. Although he does know my number cos he gets called from it regularly... just not by me... so would most likely pick up.
So... should I try cold-calling him? I wants me ket and am fukked off with the ree-dick-you-less levels of fuckabout I get from the middlemanketaman (friend or no friend he still leaves me hanging 6/10 times, rips me off completely 1/10 times and sorts me 4/10 times... average). But I don't want to spook the bloke cos it would be damnably handy to only have to nip round the corner instead of spending hours/days/weeks chasing up middlemanketaman just for a poxy gramme or two now and then.
What would Jesus do?