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when was the last time you fapped? v- there's pussy juice on my touch screen

About five hours ago. The urge took me by surprise laid back on my sofa earlier. Dunno what I was finding so erotic about watching Monty Don building a log cabin on Channel 4 but I'm not knocking it, was very good, felt quite naughty for a change. First time in over a week, guess I'd been building up to it? :\
 
4 days ago. I normally go at it daily or sometimes every other day but ive been on a heroin binge so fapping would prove pointless because i wouldnt be able to cum.
 
DOB said:
I just fapped only with left hand.... I also started going to gym to build some muscle,my problem is that for years,my only excersise was fapping witch I did with right hand..

so now my right hand posses size and strenght of a hulk while my left is like these people that got rescued from nazi concetration camps,so to balance it,I will fap with left for long time..
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This cracked me up and also reminded me of something a friend of mine told me many years ago. He told me, if you usually whack off with your right hand and you make the comment you're going to do it with your "other lady" tonight, that was prison slang that you were going to use your off hand to whack it that night. The first time I heard that I nearly blew food out of my mouth!

But honestly, any decent bodybuilder will tell you that symmetry is critical to one's overall appearance. So, please for all that's decent in the world, switch it up every now then. You'll look better and feel better too - a real Win/Win situation! =D
 
Pagey said:
It impresses me the number of ways you men come up with to talk about it.
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Re-distributed said:
http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/euphemisms.htm ;)

Monday I gave into my urges.
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Battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger


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Haha!!! I remember your Mophead joke ..

I put on fb "I can't fap to this.."

You said "dude, if I can fap to a turned over Mophead, you CAN fap to that!"

That stuck with me. Fuckin funny.
 
D's said:
sucks for u mate.
hell i'll make u an awesome feefee with a mop head to make it even more relastic for 10 honeybuns and 10 packs of duplex cookies. ;)
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what can ya do for some noodles, 2 breakfast trays, and my cookie?
 
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