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What are the dumbest ways that you tried to hide your drug habit?

ech0s85 said:
you guys that trip on the lighter noise never just light a candle then hold down the gas next to the flame when you need to use it?
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I would say I had to go the bathroom and do it there, would have been weird if I kept a lit candle there lol
 
ech0s85 said:
you guys that trip on the lighter noise never just light a candle then hold down the gas next to the flame when you need to use it?
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This is common knowledge amongst Meth users.... I really dont understand why it has to be posted for people to realize it... :p haha
 
Blew pot or crack smoke through a cardboard paper towel roll stuffed w dryer sheets to change smell of smoke.

Spent mucho dinero on "gas" and "food for the cat".. Excuses for my mom to wire me money in college.
 
I used to take eye drops after every time I smoked in order to hide the red eye. After a year of doing this daily, I suddenly developed a series of infections running through my whole upper body: eyes, ears, nose, throat, lungs, even pneumonia. It all came on so fast and it took me over a month to recover.

Turns out that Visine for red eyes has a not-so-known side effect: long-term use can corrode the conjunctiva of your eye, which is basically the protective membrane that prevents microbes from invading your body. My infections all came through my eyes!!

Nowadays, I don't give a fuck if I look stoned. Maybe it's because I live on the west coast now. :)
 
unless I'm on meth or amphetamines, nobody could tell whether I'm high or not, so I don't really hide my drug use, I just don't advertise it.
 
Foreigner said:
I used to take eye drops after every time I smoked in order to hide the red eye. After a year of doing this daily, I suddenly developed a series of infections running through my whole upper body: eyes, ears, nose, throat, lungs, even pneumonia. It all came on so fast and it took me over a month to recover.

Turns out that Visine for red eyes has a not-so-known side effect: long-term use can corrode the conjunctiva of your eye, which is basically the protective membrane that prevents microbes from invading your body. My infections all came through my eyes!!

Nowadays, I don't give a fuck if I look stoned. Maybe it's because I live on the west coast now. :)
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Visine has to be the worst eye-drop for red-eye out there. Clear-eyes FTW.

When I was shaking from too much mdpv at work I blamed on having too much coffee to which my boss replied "But i didn't even see you drinking any. Must be the heroin. (chuckle chuckle)." :/
 
Opcon A or the Rohto Vs are good

font get the silver capped Rohto's though they sting a million times worse than the green caps and do the same shit
 
My parents really didn't give a fuck... I skimmed off their benzo scripts or alcohol stashes and they didn't notice... took a couple hundred bucks from the ATM for 8balls of cocaine... they just didn't give a fuck. So here I am. :)
 
Justamith2 said:
No. I walked into my house, I didn't even think to put in eye drops, and then I got caught by my mom, and she took my door to my room and sold my BMW car. I was 15 at the time. I'm not like rich, it was a 1990 we picked up for less than 2 grand, but I still liked it :/
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She took your fucking door?

Did you have to change clothes in the bathroom, or just really fast when nobody was looking like a hunted rabbit?
 
I was caught snorting oxycodone late at night by my ma like 2 years ago, and I told her I was snorting a nasal decogestant. Needless to say she could see a strip of oxycontins next to me and voila. Awful.
 
in our early days of using dope, maybe 18 or 19, a friend and I shot up on a quiet little street with the sunroof open and nodded in and out late at night, dope and outfits still in the car. all of a sudden a cop rolls up behind us and we snap out of it. he walks up next to the window and starts in on the line of questioning. long story short, in a roundabout way i tell a story alluding to the idea that we're gay and our parents aren't accepting of our lifestyle, so the only time we have to ourselves is moments like these. macho male cop did NOT want to deal with that one, and promptly left us alone. thank you prejudice...
 
Dumbest? Used tinted moisturizer on my hamburger arms to disguise tracks. Cause I was really fooling anyone at that point!
 
Venrak said:
She took your fucking door?


Did you have to change clothes in the bathroom, or just really fast when nobody was looking like a hunted rabbit?
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Yea, no. I was pissed as fuck and changed right there in the doorway. I figured I should be allowed to smoke pot b/c otherwise I would do like amphetamines or something. 4 months later I did. And I've used amphetamines like 50+ times and weed like 8. So whatevs I guess.
 
majorigpa said:
in our early days of using dope, maybe 18 or 19, a friend and I shot up on a quiet little street with the sunroof open and nodded in and out late at night, dope and outfits still in the car. all of a sudden a cop rolls up behind us and we snap out of it. he walks up next to the window and starts in on the line of questioning. long story short, in a roundabout way i tell a story alluding to the idea that we're gay and our parents aren't accepting of our lifestyle, so the only time we have to ourselves is moments like these. macho male cop did NOT want to deal with that one, and promptly left us alone. thank you prejudice...
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Lol this is the best one I've ever heard. I've come home on so many drugs and my parent and/or legal guardian never suspected a thing. One time I was blitzed on hash oil and she told me I was acting funny. Surprisingly I had no paranoia and just looked straight at her and said "I'm just tired."

Another time I had weed in my room and stupidly just left it in a bag. My parent and/or legal guardian came into my room and asked why it smelled, so I just said "I farted everywhere."
 
majorigpa said:
in our early days of using dope, maybe 18 or 19, a friend and I shot up on a quiet little street with the sunroof open and nodded in and out late at night, dope and outfits still in the car. all of a sudden a cop rolls up behind us and we snap out of it. he walks up next to the window and starts in on the line of questioning. long story short, in a roundabout way i tell a story alluding to the idea that we're gay and our parents aren't accepting of our lifestyle, so the only time we have to ourselves is moments like these. macho male cop did NOT want to deal with that one, and promptly left us alone. thank you prejudice...
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LOL yeah thats a good one. Reminds me of coming out of disabled bathrooms after using with my friends/girl friends and having people look at us like we were just screwing in the toilets

Dr. Rabid said:
My parent and/or legal guardian came into my room and asked why it smelled, so I just said "I farted everywhere."
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lmao.

I was smoking pot at school once in the staff bathrooms, i didn't realise there was a teacher waiting outside the locked door. When I came out they asked what the smell was and I said it must have been the last teacher that was in here or maybe it came through the window from outside
 
Yeah I tried dousing myself in cologne when I was younger, got called out on it too. It's more of a giveaway than anything, it draws attention.

I tried eating a clove of garlic to mask alcohol on my breath, fucking horrible idea lol.

Oh, lol, and if I was too dopesick or hungover to make it to work/school/wherever, I didn't just call in sick, I gave an excuse that was guaranteed to stop any further questions - "I have diarrhea."
 
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^Hahahah. Nice one with the garlic.

I tried answering comments about my 'eyes looking weird', general massive itchiness and difficulty speaking properly as allergies. Might've gotten away with the first two, but in retrospect I fail to see how allergies make you slur your words...lol
 
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