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Legless Man Kills Girlfriend.

Personally I reckon he was jealous, she was due appear in FHM and apparently they were always arguing. Accident my arse.
 
Police investigating the incident understand that the couple may have been engaging in a Lord Of The Rings 'roleplay' scenario when the shooting occured. It is understood that Reeva had asked Pistorius to play the part of Legolas.
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Wow
 
Shambles said:
Sod what's happening. I'm still trying to think up more amputee puns.
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Ha! Same here but it seems the best have already been used - a big well done to all, had me chucklin' like a good 'un!

Nasty news though really, I had him down as a nice fella and he seemed a great role model for all those folks missing a limb or two. Can't believe it was an accident from what's already been posted though. I guess we'll never know the pressures of being such a paralympic idol and shouldn't judge till we've walked a mile in his shoes. Oh hang on....

8)
 
Albion said:
Apparently there were domestic incidents in the past at Pistorius' house...It might not have been entirely accidental (though still entirely regrettable I'm sure).
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Ya. They used to go toe to toe and he could never really compete on that level. She walked all over him. He wasn't gonna stand for it so stepped up his game.

(definitely nearing the bottle of the barrel but just about still counts)
 
He'll really have to be on his toes when he's facing a lengthy term in the slammer. I guess he'll just have to put his best foot forward and get on with it.
 
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