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they are feeding into the scary drugs thing with the horse scandal. headline "drugged up horses enter food chain" or something

is that ketamine? they'll be peeps going mad for the findus lasagne
 
Dan can pull any married bird, anywhere, any time. The secret is to carry photos of your food/crockery at all times, just in case.

Not looking forward to the races today now, going already soft to heavy, still raining...

and exeter racecourse is on the highest, drizzliest, mistiest, coldest hill on the outskirts of exeter.

My fingers are crossed for it to be called off now.

Does that ever happen?
 
Good morning Bluelight.
I know the races at Huntingdon racecourse have been called off before. They were called off recently due to the bad weather we had.
If you do get to go though MM I hope you win loads of lovely lolly.
Favourite part of the week now, I just love lazy Sunday mornings.
 
Mailmonkey said:
Dan can pull any married bird, anywhere, any time. The secret is to carry photos of your food/crockery at all times, just in case.

Not looking forward to the races today now, going already soft to heavy, still raining...

and exeter racecourse is on the highest, drizzliest, mistiest, coldest hill on the outskirts of exeter.

My fingers are crossed for it to be called off now.

Does that ever happen?
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yes it does tis pissing down . I rekon it will probably go ahead all beit very soft ground so you want to bet on heavy horses .
i wanna know Dans secret from him btw MM although that;s a good bet .
I remember him "pulling " a 38 ?year old woman n saying she was old or something cheeky fuker . :)

Fuk it i wanna know how you pull women on a night out full stop cos it never has happened to me . Well not since about 1990 .

Not saying i didn't have a Crazy drug fuelled sex session on friday night but that was with someone i'm currently doing that type of thing with .
 
He's probably loving pulling these married women at the moment but won't love it so much when there is a line of angry husbands banging on his front door looking for blood.
 
nah never said 38 was old, infact somebody else said 38 is old n i said 38 aint old at all. dunno there aint no secret, a bit drunk and spangled, have a chat n cuddle, wasnt pulled as such but there was something going on, saying that drunk n spangled everybody feels like somebody uve known for years
 
Hahaha yeah nice one Brimz.Its a dangerous game messing with married women.
Used to see it a lot on the army camps.Husbands away on exercise and their wives out in the clubs pulling a different squaddie each week and their husbands usually found out from someone.
A lot of domestic abuse went on on the army camps.
 
ColtDan said:
nah never said 38 was old, infact somebody else said 38 is old n i said 38 aint old at all. dunno there aint no secret, a bit drunk and spangled, have a chat n cuddle, wasnt pulled as such but there was something going on, saying that drunk n spangled everybody feels like somebody uve known for years
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Just make sure you keep your wits about you in case you see angry older man coming your way.
 
fucking sundays, fucking shitty weather, fucking 2 hours sleep, that is all the crucial blog news this morning.
 
I've technically had "a bit of a thing" with at least two married women I can think of off-hand. Both were very much seperated though so doesn't really count. What was a bit off-putting was in the first instance - she and her ex had a son together and the father was around quite a bit. He regularly used to just pop his head up through the hatch (we were living in an attic flat) unnanounced. Quite disconcerting when you're... otherwise engaged. He also used to stop and chat for ages whilst we were nekkid in bad (which was a rather large proportion of the time tbh (oh for the energy and enthusiasm of yoofdom). He was never aggressive or owt but was clearly not impressed she was having a fling with a fella half his age. And a druggy fella at that. Bad influence apparently. He was a bit snidey (mainly with her - he barely spoke to me) but I must admit there was a certain degree of smugness that however irked he may be with the situation - and however much he disapproved of my toyboy, kept-man status - I couldn't help thinking "Yeah. And I'm shagging yer missus". And to be far, she was quite the catch - way outta my league :D

Also, mornin', all :)

Pee Ess: Knock, how very inconsiderate of PooToob. Don't they understand your vid was purely educational? Harm reduction at that. People could be podgering themselves incorrectly now as a direct result of taking that down. They should be thinking about the children. Won't somebody please think about the children!!!

Peepee Ess: If your horses don't come in at the races you can always console yerself with a Findus lasagne and take pleasure from the fact you might be eating the horse that lost you money's mother.
 
ColtDan said:
nah never said 38 was old, infact somebody else said 38 is old n i said 38 aint old at all. dunno there aint no secret, a bit drunk and spangled, have a chat n cuddle, wasnt pulled as such but there was something going on, saying that drunk n spangled everybody feels like somebody uve known for years
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I apologise for mis quoting you sir .
Thing is when your drunk n spangled when you wake up in the morning you soon notice that you have fuk all in common & it's all a bit awkward ;)
 
maxalfie said:
Used to see it a lot on the army camps.Husbands away on exercise and their wives out in the clubs pulling a different squaddie each week and their husbands usually found out from someone.
A lot of domestic abuse went on on the army camps.
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Don't doubt it & bet it ain't pretty , all those big testosterone filled killing machines . Mind the Women are out of order as well , cos there blokes are in god knows where dodging bullets to pay the mortgage while they are getting shagged By Dan =D
 
Mailmonkey said:
My bets for the races at Exeter today...

14.00 Just A Par
14.30 Melodic Rendezvous
15.00 Cappa Bleu
15.30 Simply Wines
16.00 Dare Me
16.30 Pure Oxygen
17.00 Carlton Jack

(these are not my choices, i know nothing about horseracing, but have a mate who is a pretty successful, cautious gambler, he gave me these tips)

brimz?
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from the gambling thread, where no-one goes.

I'm also gonna do a placepot for the first 6 races, and pick 4 of them for a £1 lucky 15, then a fiver on each race, missis having a fiver on each race too, but she's gonna pick when she's had a good look at the horses =D
 
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