maaaaaaaaate!
my mate just came for a visit before he had to head off and do a few things before he heads to a birthday party tonight. we did manage to plan a camping trip next week so we can get out of town and make a bit of mischief. catch some sun, sand and beach while we're down there as well
no booze unfortunately, bro (well i have like 3 shots of whiskey left over in a bottle but i'm having a milk coffee and i don't want no curdling to happen should i mix with some fizzy stuff, ya dig?) fortunately i am nicely buzzed on some morphine and valium and chain smoking.
also on the bright side - dad has just gone to pick up a nice fat juicy watermelon that we can hook into. i fucking love me some watermelon. vodka infused watermelon is the tits as well!
and dude, this heat is killing me. i've had about 3L of water to drink today and it's just sweating right out my sexay boday! it's the fucking humidity. i think it's sitting around 80% or some bullshit like that
what you been up to you little rascal?