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Pet Peeves v. u mad?

in uni i didn't even understand a reason to wait 5min. lotsa ppl need those machines, if you're not there to get your shit out it will be taken out for you (that was the norm there, not just me or anything)
peeve: assholes who'd leave bleach residue in said machines.
 
I thought the unwritten laws of communal laundry was you left a basket on top of the machine and it gets placed in that if someone has to move it.
 
yup. i wouldn't just toss the shit on the floor lol. it's cute when ppl think their laundry has some right to the space inside a machine that isn't running.
 
yes I know my skin is gray, didn't shave and got circles under my eyes like a mofo but it's cause in and out of drs offices 20 times this week and haven't slept right in 5 years, not cause I'm going to stick up the shitty gasmart, you fat old redneck fuck giving me the 3rd degree glare the whole goddamn time getting my coffee.
 
When anyone says, "If you don't like *insert lame law/policy/prevailing attitude*, you can just gtfo." No, this country is my birthright, asshole, and I have as much business here as the idiots that are screwing it up.
 
People who completely forget how to drive, when the first few snow flakes start falling.

...If it's that big of an issue, get the fuck off the road, and go back inside your house. god damn.
 
when its cold and raining

snow >>>>>>>>>cold rain

add like > to the thousandth degree actually
 
uh, when an old weirdo bum asks to take a photo of me on the bus because my coat is so pretty or some shit.

no, i'm just kidding. i secretly felt glad even though i was like no, please gtfo.

really, mentals could take pics of me all day long and i'd pretend to be a model but i know they'd just go around jerking off in hovels alone or something.
 
People who don't control their children in public...when the little bastards have a screaming tantrum and throw themselves on the floor, the parents do nothing. Those fucking kids shriek like they're being skinned alive. I hate spoiled kids. Even more, I hate lazy parents.
 
Pet peeves, oh my...

If you live in Ohio, you should know how to drive in snow. & odds are, you DO know how to drive in snow. BUT, as soon as the roads get covered by an inch or two, you suddenly forget how to drive in the shit. You know what? FUCK YOU. It's people like you that cause accidents. If you freak out driving in the snow, guess what you should do? STAY YOUR ASS AT HOME!

And, at the moment, my biggest one is this... (I work in a tattoo studio, so this makes sense):

...If you're coming in to get tattooed, and you're just a walk in, I don't want to hear you bitch about your time constraints. Don't walk into the studio wanting your whole side done, in very small detail, and then tell me you need to be some where in an hour. Guess what? It's not going to happen. Firstly, we have to figure out the exact size that you would like this tattoo, then I have to stencil it. So, depending on how much detail there is, you could be sitting waiting for me to do this for 20-40 minutes, depending. Guess what? If it takes me 40 minutes to get the stencil perfect, and you only have an hour, I've only got 20 minutes to tattoo you. So your deadline? Unrealistic. & not only that, but fuck you. If you want a piece this big, and you're worried about time, call ahead and make a fucking appointment.

& just to add to the studio shit that irks me. GIRLS, if you want to get a genital piercing, for the love of everything Holy, please take a fucking shower, wash your busted ass stinky vagina. I have to be face first in it, and if that shit stinks, I might puke on you. Oh, and god damn... would it kill you to use a fucking razor on your shit? I don't need you to pull your panties off, and a 70s style bush pops out. That's just fucking gross.


....Fuck, man.


Edit:

@Illyria: Oh man, I completely fucking agree. If you're going to take your child or children out in public, make them act like decent human beings. & if you can't manage to do that, leave the little fuckers at home. Or duct tape their hands & mouths and put them in the fucking trunk. (I'm just kidding, kind of.)
 
Gypsy* said:
Pet peeves, oh my...

If you live in Ohio, you should know how to drive in snow. & odds are, you DO know how to drive in snow. BUT, as soon as the roads get covered by an inch or two, you suddenly forget how to drive in the shit. You know what? FUCK YOU. It's people like you that cause accidents. If you freak out driving in the snow, guess what you should do? STAY YOUR ASS AT HOME!

And, at the moment, my biggest one is this... (I work in a tattoo studio, so this makes sense):

...If you're coming in to get tattooed, and you're just a walk in, I don't want to hear you bitch about your time constraints. Don't walk into the studio wanting your whole side done, in very small detail, and then tell me you need to be some where in an hour. Guess what? It's not going to happen. Firstly, we have to figure out the exact size that you would like this tattoo, then I have to stencil it. So, depending on how much detail there is, you could be sitting waiting for me to do this for 20-40 minutes, depending. Guess what? If it takes me 40 minutes to get the stencil perfect, and you only have an hour, I've only got 20 minutes to tattoo you. So your deadline? Unrealistic. & not only that, but fuck you. If you want a piece this big, and you're worried about time, call ahead and make a fucking appointment.

& just to add to the studio shit that irks me. GIRLS, if you want to get a genital piercing, for the love of everything Holy, please take a fucking shower, wash your busted ass stinky vagina. I have to be face first in it, and if that shit stinks, I might puke on you. Oh, and god damn... would it kill you to use a fucking razor on your shit? I don't need you to pull your panties off, and a 70s style bush pops out. That's just fucking gross.


....Fuck, man.


Edit:

@Illyria: Oh man, I completely fucking agree. If you're going to take your child or children out in public, make them act like decent human beings. & if you can't manage to do that, leave the little fuckers at home. Or duct tape their hands & mouths and put them in the fucking trunk. (I'm just kidding, kind of.)
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nomination for best-of bl.
 
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Gypsy* said:
FUCK YOU. It's people like you that cause accidents. If you freak out driving in the snow, guess what you should do? STAY YOUR ASS AT HOME!
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which is horribly untrue, and this person obviously never lost control or was in a vehicle that lost control in the snow

you could be fucking Ricky Bobby and still crash in the snow, its called traction bro
 
my first real proper smash-up/totalling was within the first ~15s of snow-driving (had skipped school and when we got to their house, wasn't snowing. 6hrs later/time to go home <cuz school just got out ;P >, and their house was on a hill. end of story lol)
/gah that was a pretty ugly wreck :/
 
I'm just saying. It's not like you're trying to do rocket science. It's just common sense when driving in slippery conditions. But, it's like... just collect yourself and use common-fucking-sense. Don't slam on your brakes, you're just going to slide. Don't panic, god damn.

...Fuck people.
 
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