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Gibberings CXVI - The end is nigh - False alarm, as you were

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Sounds dire, brimz! If you have a balaclava try Christmas shopping in that, people get out the way pretty damn quick, especially if your eyes are extremely bloodshot.
 
Nah Fuk it i am really gutted cos i get my eggs , bacon & a big Cake :) every week from said market. There was loads of stall just their for a day . It's a impressive market cos we have good farms round ere .

Today it was like it had been violated
 
farmaz said:
Mine are 100% the same, my mom thinks she is Hyacinth bucket too (that BBC show with the family that live in some council dumb are her in laws & have a crazy dog?)
My mom has a "telephone voice" too which is so dumb in my view, she is Black country born & raised so I don't know where this Eton educated accent comes from when she takes a call LMAO
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Haha, mine too. Her lot are originally from Sunderland and working class as they come but the posh accent comes out on the phone every time. If I call from an unknown number I'll get it until she realises it's me and then it gets dropped like hot shit, ha. She tells me I sound posh when I'm drunk and everyone else tells me I sound rough as arses.

Fucking shitey weather today, been out for a bit and waiting for my ex to come pick me up to go see her lot. Be good, not seen her husband or brother for nearly a year and ain't seen the kids for a while either <3
 
I have one unexpected item to pick up from RM. Apparently the people who were up nd about refused to answer the door. Well at least that's exra motivation for me to get out of bed on Monday.

I'm avoiding a meeting with the few family I have because I apparently look horrific. I have to arrange something though. I don't like my little sister's new fat slob boyfriend though, and I know I'd deck him in a drunken situation sooner or later. Just an unpleasant fatty who ended up earning a few bob and lets out his insecurities in the usual vengeful fatty way.

The usual bitter fatty. Shithouse genetics and lack of willpower. Pig.

Got in touch with my older sister to try and arrange something. What am I supposed to say to the younger? I'll meet up, but send Porky Pig to McDonald's? I can hardly do that.

Apart from that, an ill-judged taper is making me feel over-emotional and sick. HR mod. Yeah...

Poor me.
 
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You sound like you're sick.... you look like you're sick to me too as the Ramones once sang. Hope you don't feel too rank and that although ill-timed the taper bears fruit.
 
knockando said:
My VLC is wearing a little Santa's hat today :sus: is it just me?

edit: I see apparently it happens every Christmas, never noticed before.
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It's not just you. I notice it every year and it annoys me to fuck because I JUST KNOW it's talking to the internet in some way despite me limiting its functions via kaspersky.

still gets me every year tho :|:sus:
 
Marmalade said:
It's not just you. I notice it every year and it annoys me to fuck because I JUST KNOW it's talking to the internet in some way despite me limiting its functions via kaspersky.

still gets me every year tho :|:sus:
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It's probably just checking the date on your computer, I guess? I doubt the VLC crew would be doing anything sneaky. It's open source so the paranoid are free to check the code.
 
I'm joining you there ColtDan.
That and some Big Bang Theory in my PJ's - Best way to spend a Saturday ;)
 
nice :) booze tolerance is so high at the mo it takes a stupid amount to get drunk, knowing what im like ill end up mixing vallies with booze now every time i drink so i can get wrecked again, bit annoying and unhealthy, ah well. i needs me some stims
 
Teetotal at Xmas probably the first time in my adult life . I'm cool with it .
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is the only thing that i am missing out on . Shall save it for the New Year . By all accounts tis lush
 
brimz said:
I'm sure i could find you a seat at a table on the 25th Sam. Don't know where yet cos neither do i .
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We'd fall out and make up 3 times before a racker had even been pulled. ;)

jancrow - thanks for the home truths. It's a ditch I dug myself, as you know.

I lasted an extra ten hours. Not that bad. I wasn't even near full rattle though. I'm feeling good now.

Hot chocolate, a bit of shopping and some more whiskey. Sounds good, yeah? :)
 
Just had 2 bottles of codeine linctus pourred down the sink by 'concerned' family... theres my xmas treat :(

fuck it, 5 blues under tongue, spliff rolled, door locked n fuck the world
 
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