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stivsmegg said:
oh but they give you the 10 mg dolophine pills as your dose(never more than 90 mg so if yer on more it goes 90,60, notta.
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90,60,30 notta i mean. dead mans drop as they say but those pills(especially when taking 9) work better than the juice for sure, i caught a nod off 90 mg when i was on 150 of liquid(mallinckrodt).
 
The story is long and involved.
There was a taxi strike. 6 of us were having a drink in central Lorenço Marques.
We wanted to go to a whorehouse.
We hailed a taxi and got in.
A mob gathered around the taxi.
A Glaswegian friend shouted get out and fight.
We got out.
I was knocked down.
The police came and picked three of us up.
They took use down a dark side street and then systematically beat each of us in turn with their batons.
We were covered in blood.
We were taken to a police station and charged.
We were to a hospital where we were sewn up (rather unsuccessfully)
We were thrown in jail.
We spent Xmas day in jail.
On Boxing Day we were allowed to use the stand pipe to wash.
There were a great many Africans all chained together and standing behind extremely thick bars.
They were laughing their heads off at us. We waved.
A tall white guy wearing riding boots and carrying a bullwhip cracked his whip at them.
Later we were taken to the Commandante's office and given a talking to.
Some time later we were taken to a courtroom and then released into the custody of our Captain with our ID stamped so that we could not ever go back to Portuguese territory.
We were allowed some bottled water.
There was one other prisoner in the white cells. His mum sent him some food. He was so kind as to share it with us.
 
goddam that sounds awful. you contact msnbc to do an episode of locked up abroad??
 
they told me i could pick the meat off.

i tried to explain about how i'd be malnourished just eating white bread and fruit for three weeks. they didn't care.
 
its why I use the teeth I was born with. over half the teeth in the human mouth are used for rending and tearing meat. you're denying yourself what you were born to do. hence why were omnivores and why our stomach does not digest cellulose. eat meat like a real person. and drink milk, eat cheese, eggs, fish, whatever. humans are ranked highest in the food chain for a reason. think about the starving people in the world who would love a hamburger and veggies/vegans are so privileged to choose their food... its almost wasteful in a sense. also the human body functions better in ketosis (fats provide more energy than carbohydrates). fulfill your human nature or go live in the pasture like the rest of the grass eaters or let us farm you and eat you, don't want the weak taking us space in this world. *bites into ham and turkey sandwich*
 
"you have canines, so you should eat meat" is not a valid argument. just because you have the capability to do something does not mean you should actually do it.

just because you have a gun doesn't mean you should go out and kill someone.

if someone said "i choose not to have children," would you say "dude you've got sperm for a reason, go out and get a bunch of bitches pregnant!"?

i don't understand, though, why non-vegetarians often try to get vegetarians to switch back to meat eating. latent guilt, perhaps, from that childhood moment when you first realize "wow, this was a living creature," but keep on eating anyway.
 
if I could kill without repercussions, I would. and those who choose not to have children?? I could hunt them with my gun and eat them with my canines.

edit: and I have no guilt about eating lower beings. they fulfilled their purpose as i have fulfilled mine. also you neglected to acknowledge my other points made. face it, lacking animal products in ones diet makes one a weaker, less efficient human being.

double edit: www.westonaprice.org/vegetarianism-and-plant-foods/not-to-go-vegetarian

not a bad read.
 
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thanks tnw :)
you have a merry one as well. question (honest): is there anything other than "tofurkey" I believe it called for thanksgiving? just curious.
 
meh I don't care much for thanksgiving. everyday should be a day of thanks. sorry to hear that bud.
what would you have made for the main course? and yeah tofurkey is fucking gross.
 
vegetarian. cheese is okay by me. so long as no animals die. (pre-empting the typical response here: yes i know plants are "alive" too, but there's no conclusive evidence that they experience suffering in the same way. i've got to eat something.)

vegans (people that have 0 tolerance for any animal products) are dumb imo. if the entire world quit eating meat tomorrow there would still be a lot of heads of livestock around. the cows are still going to be producing milk, chickens still laying eggs, etc etc.... may as well put them to some use, as long as the animals are treated well.

imo vegans want all the animals to disappear.
 
I wonder if vegans are against breastfeeding their kids since that is milk afterall.
 
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