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You know you're an Etard when... Vers. Wait..what?

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when it doesnt work any more and all your left with is a tight jaw, chipped teeth, paranoia, depression, and chronic comedowns.
 
severely etarded said:
Yea I did this once actually 8o. Didn't find em though :(
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^^^^ somebody definitely found them, and had a very nice present!
I NEVER get lucky and find anything like that..:( I've had friends find grams and shit at clubs just lying on the ground.

Also E-tarded when you bite through your inhaler/ or glow stick because your jaw is going nutz!!!! Glow stick juice is disgusting!
 
4evrLkn said:
^^^^ somebody definitely found them, and had a very nice present!
I NEVER get lucky and find anything like that..:( I've had friends find grams and shit at clubs just lying on the ground.

Also E-tarded when you bite through your inhaler/ or glow stick because your jaw is going nutz!!!! Glow stick juice is disgusting!
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oh ya the smell in aweful too. gross
 
Oh yes!!!! ^^^^ but awesome once you bite through to just throw that juice everywhere on walls, ceilings, even people..;) looks freakin spectacular!!!!
 
When you are speaking about MDMA in a positive manor and you shiver because you can taste it in your throat, only to further explain it is a good thing.
 
One time I was really fucked, chewing my face-off, eyes in the back the head etc etc. I was in absolute la la land, more fucked than i've ever experienced or plan to experience again.

I was speaking to people and one of them asked for my phone number and I was unable to remember it. I kept mumbling jibberish numbers that sort of mimic'd my number but I just couldn't remember it. This is a phone number i've had for years and known for years - was odd to say the least.

Other time, I was coming up fucking strong on 120mg at a festival. I was trying to find my cigs in my pocket for what felt like forever, faffing around touching everything but not recognizing them. I even gave up at one point thinking they'd fallen out my pocket, only to realize they were right there when I checked again. FAIL.
 
When your friends ask you if his lips are bleeding, even though he just used an entire thing of cherry-chapstic and in the mirror at night looks like chunks of lips bitten off.

When your friend gets out of the car and asks you to drive next to him to see how fast he can run (swears he can hit 20mph).

When you're telling a woman that you love her, whom you have just met prior to telling her this, and proceed to spend the rest of the night together and possibly fall in love and have a (semi) long term relationship after that fucked up night.

When you start seeing weird shit flying around at night, THENNNN maybe you should cool down on the E a little bit.

It's a fun drug though, i swear ! ;) be responsible
 
CageKennylz said:
When you stay at someone else's bed and are still wired and think that you're in your own bed.
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HOLY SHIT.

Thought i was the only one on this one... scary shit bro hahaha. love that delirious state that E sometimes gives you lol
 
When you have to read all the posts on BL because you miss it while it's gone... spacing between rolls is hard :( necessary evil...

When you load up on tryptophan-rich foods & drinks, go on a wild-goose chase for tons of different vitamins & supplements, and become even more strict with your exercise regime because you want your rolls to be awesome forever

When you spend your downtime between rolls going through 30gb of music to make different E playlists and rate songs based on how good they'd be to roll to, if you've rolled to them already or not, etc
 
When you can't eat solid foods for a week because it hurts to much to chew... I couldn't eat a good bagel for like 2 weeks lol
 
When you meet your new "friends" that you just met after the shows ended (that are also rolling), then go back to their apart in taxi still rolling/then once you hit comedown it gets awkward and you're like, wtf am I doing here?
 
When a complete stranger tells you that you have a lit cigarette behind your EAR! Before he tells you this you were reaching in your pack to light up another one.

I was on LSD and MDMA at a rave about 13 years ago when this happened. I somehow managed to not even get a burn from it!
 
YKYAEtardW:

- you see a random powder and bust out the test kit

- you drink nothing but OJ for a month for maximum rolling p0wah

- when someone says C U Next Tuesday you don't think 'what did you call me?' but rather 'ooh yes that sounds like a plan!'

- you go to a house party with non-etards and you think 'well this is a bit shit innit'
 
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