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You know you're an Etard when... Vers. Wait..what?

kind me tempted to in with shitin your self at a club my mate used to do every week but they all so familier from my teen years it brang it all back
 
has anyone ever left the music on absurdly loud with a play list of few songs (or one song on repeat) playing while being to tired from rolling (or rolling so hard you just cant) to get up and turn it down/off?

i was so sick of hearing the songs over and over. i imagine (if you have ever seen it) that is probably a lot like what the stripper in SPUN felt like- tied to the bed with the skipping song blasting so loud the neighbors couldn't hear her screaming.

to this day i cant listen to those few songs anymore...
 
Why did this thread die??

When you get an annual subscription to Sirius satellite radio just to have BPM and Electric Area

When you have been a moderator on pillreports for almost 3 years

When you listen to EDM/House/Trance/Dub - whatever floats your boat - just to relive moments you had rolling

When you have no idea how many pills you've tested, taken, or how many times you've rolled.
 
When you stay at someone else's bed and are still wired and think that you're in your own bed.
 
When its completely okay to blast hardstyle on the way to work at 7 am

When edc was closing down on the second day and a gust of wind hits you and its most lovely feeling in the world.

Screwdrivers are you drink of choice.
 
*All these are from personal experience, rolling at raves.

When you approach a girl n talk in your second language instead of 1st, then notice her accent 5 mins later and ask "Do you speak French?!".

When you dance like a fool careless around a bunch of people.

When you drop half of your pill into the toilet and just pick it up and eat it like nothing happened.

When you forget your water bottle cap was off and keep dancing and slip it all over the people around you.

When you actually give your # to a security guard thinking he's a new friend...

When you put your head literally half an inch of the FAT subwoofer and keep it there for a while.

When you go around and offer watter from your own water bottles that you payed 5$ for each.

When you wear your sun glasses all night.

When you are alone late at night on the comedown and talking to bushes on the sidewalk thinking it's 3 guys chilling.

When you text your friends when comming up/peaking and it's like 2AM at night.

When you chewed your Excel gum into liquid.

When you only have memory of entering less than 30% of the numbers on your phone. And your like who are these? huh... OH YEA I REMEMBER NOW!

When it literally takes you 10 mins to enter your name and your phone number on a girls phone, due to Eye wiggles and lack of focus.

When you take out the glowstick of a bitch's bra n stare at the stick, cause your rolling to hard.

When a chick gives you one of her jelly flash ring... then you end up giving it to another girl that you have no idea how she even looked like, then find back the 1st and tell the true story, leave her alone with your phone on a quest to find back that jelly ring... and forget bout it, just dancing your ass off, until she finds you back an hour later.

When you hugging metal poles and trees in a park from being way to floored.

When you spot a bright glowing thing from half the room across, and just magnet to that person.

When you chew the fuck out of your plastic straw from jaw clenches.

When you ask randoms to refill your water bottles to avoid security spotting you.

When you offer a sniff of your vicks stick to a random guy acting like its normal.

When you rub ice cubes on your cheeks sitting in a couch in the chill zone area, acting like it's no big deal.

... yah I guess I'm an Etard lol.
 
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When i take 6-th pill, and thinking. "What the fuck im doing?" I just posted to someone previous day, that 2 pills "do the trick" :D:D
 
When you run around the even't and go up to every stranger and ask them "have you seen my friend Molly"?
 
When your about to piss yourself and your dancing in line to the bathrom holding on to you sack
 
When your rolling so fucking hard you eyes are wobbling and rolling back while your smoke is opposite-filter end in your mouth with the lighter a foot away from the smoke lol

standing in the middle of the rave absolutely floored and telling everyone how beautiful the lights look and how clear the music sounds.... i swear id roll JUST for the music enhancement so dam good must get some MDAI lol

sdjlfdsjfsd is what you send your friend asleep at 2am when your peaking because your eyes were too busy vibrating
 
Played GTA 4 and felt a very strong connection with the car I was driving, when i crashed it I got quite sad lol.
 
when you go to your first real rave and end up sitting on the ground for two hours with 5 other girls in the womens washroom giving eachother massages and telling eachother how pretty they all are. All the while the main act is playing.

yeah.
 
When you're standing the middle of the dancer floor trying to reach a pill in the bottom of a sandwhich baggie filled with weed and other pills, but instead you grab on to the bottom of the bag and turn it inside out sending drugs flying all over the place.
 
When you drop half of your pill into the toilet and just pick it up and eat it like nothing happened.

Whoa man. I'm severely etarded... But I never picked it up out of the toilet. One of my friends lost a pill at my house, we looked all over until I found a pink clump in the bottom of the toilet, that was the same color as the said pill we were looking for LOL. I'm pretty sure the MDMA HCl dissolved, what was left was filler. Man he was rollin so hard he didn't even know he dropped one in the shitter. He thought he took it, hahaha
 
When you're standing the middle of the dancer floor trying to reach a pill in the bottom of a sandwhich baggie filled with weed and other pills, but instead you grab on to the bottom of the bag and turn it inside out sending drugs flying all over the place.

hahaha awesome lmao! you were like erm, lemme just dump this shit everywhere. fuck it. classic :D
 
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