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Worst mistakes when in a bit of a state

10 pound a point coke
at least £60 spent at the bar
and a dose of roids in the morning

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throttled one of my good mates girlfriend in the middle of a club
 
Getting absolutely pissed and punching a policeman which ended up costing me £350 in fine plus court costs on top.
Expensive night out that was. I tend not to get drunk these days.
 
maxalfie said:
Getting absolutely pissed and punching a policeman which ended up costing me £350 in fine plus court costs on top.
Expensive night out that was. I tend not to get drunk these days.
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You punched a policeman and only got a 350 pound fine? That is LUCKY.

In some countries assault without a weapon on a police officer could easily get you 3 years.
 
Oh believe me,they did everything they possibly could in court to make me think that they were going to send me down.
It was definetly squeaky bum time until I was handed the fine. Which I had to pay there and then on my credit card.I think that's cos I took the piss by saying on the form I was given that I would only be able to pay £5 a week if I received a fine.
 
Mental Kenny said:
In some countries assault without a weapon on a police officer could easily get you 3 years.
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I have been watching a series called Costa del street crime about Spanish cops, I reckon you did that in Spain they would shoot you or take you into the hills & beat you till your kidneys bleed.
 
I been watching some of that programme Farmaz,those Spanish police don't fuck about do they, don't think twice about giving someone a whack around the head.
 
maxalfie said:
I been watching some of that programme Farmaz,those Spanish police don't fuck about do they, don't think twice about giving someone a whack around the head.
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too true, I seen them slap people, kick them, plan to take some kids that were giving them mouth "off into the hills & show them some manners" whatever the hell that means but I don't fancy finding out tbh.

One of the most brutal was a show on cops in Pakistan years ago on channel 4 called "Karachi cops" which you can watch online or bits are on youtube. This 1 woman was hiding some Heroin & the cops beat her so badly with these huge batons & kicked her in the head, stamped on her hands & face.

Don't fuck around in Pakistan is my advice or Spain on that point.
 
Kinda makes you glad for the police that we have in the UK. Apart from arresting our drug dealers that is.
 
My biggest messes have always been while on alcohol. I've shat on my bedroom carpet on more than one occasion and it used to be a regular occurrence to wake up to find I've peed in my chest of draws or wardrobe. I even peed on my grandparents bed while they were aslee while boozed up. I'm happy to say I now no longer drink alcohol except on very very special occasions.
 
davesquirrel said:
I've shat on my bedroom carpet on more than one occasion
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Outstanding. How much do you have to drink to shite on your own floor? I've been in some states on booze but I've never even pissed anywhere I shouldn't, or pissed myself, never mind shitting on the floor haha. Did you just shit yourself while lying on the floor or actually squat & take a dump? Hahaha, I can't stop laughing at this.
 
made quite a few, some of the worst have been hoofing up lines of MXE ontop of loads of booze and mdma or meph. very twisted state of affairs
 
Ive never understood the shitting / pissing anywhere when your half asleep, witnessed it enough times though, Sharding a bedroom with my brother to wake up to him pissing all over the hotel room and my bed whilst still asleep. Woken upto some lads mum screaming as one of my mates was walking up the stares completley naked pissing everywhere, he said he just woke up outside in his boxers.

And finally waking up at some lads party and there was a stinking jobby in the lounge next to the TV and then a piss just infront of it, dont know how they manage it, the whole house stunk though. Its always after the all day sessions aswell.

@ Police brutality you need to experience the guardia civil before youve taken a beating in spain, make the UK coppers seem like saints. if you dont move youll get a 2ft batton round your body a few times, thought my friend was being bum raped in a cell down from me after hearing him screaming taking a kicking for the guardia, when your on E the thought of impending rape theres nothing worse

Too many to remember though, some party some guy was putting the 160mg squirrels in a shot of absinthe, microwaving them for 20 seconds to melt it then handing them out, fuck knows where he got the idea from but I ended up alone in -3 condiitons in just a tshirt waiting for my mates to get back from fabric (good 8 hour wait) untill a french guy came and took me in, not sure what he was expecting but a few hours of him showing my his fucking shit artwork was better than being outside, did a runne rwhen he went to the toilet/

The amount of times ive gone to leeds/liverpool with mate son a night out and then found myself on the train home alone in the morning is daft, always starts with the booze though as either a wallet or phone always seems tog o
 
parttime crackhead said:
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Outstanding. How much do you have to drink to shite on your own floor? I've been in some states on booze but I've never even pissed anywhere I shouldn't, or pissed myself, never mind shitting on the floor haha. Did you just shit yourself while lying on the floor or actually squat & take a dump? Hahaha, I can't stop laughing at this.
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im not quite sure what happpened the first time was after a works party everyone is terribly dull so I drank 3 bottles of red made a tit of myself and was home by 9pm. Alcohol and me don't mix i just don't know when to stop.
 
mattnotrik said:
Ive never understood the shitting / pissing anywhere when your half asleep
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me neither, very odd. unless its pissing the bed, ive pissed and puked up together in bed once when i was younger, didnt wake up, parents came in and sorted me out, absolute state, cant remember much of it. cringeworthy
 
mattnotrik said:
Ive never understood the shitting / pissing anywhere when your half asleep
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It's the evils of drink mate. Nothing makes you more insensible than booze. Even on dissociatives you've got more of your wits about you. Couple of cases in point:

Once upon a time, in the not so distant past, on a second date with a girl I was desperately trying to impress, I got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. Not being used to the layout of her flat, and being somewhat worse for wear I made it as far as her hallway, where I was discovered by her flatmate stark, bollock naked, pissing all over her ironing board. It was only when I was told about it the next day that some inkling started coming back to me. Needless to say, I was mortified. Luckily it was an old ironing board, with a not very attractive cover, so no harm done!

Another time, I got out of bed at home, went and sat on the pot, and despite being blind drunk, I apparently had the presence of mind to check for toilet paper before doing the deed. My complete failure to find the toilet paper somehow brought me back to my senses, whereupon I discovered I was actually sat on a fishing tackle box in the bottom of my wardrobe.

See what I mean? Shitting the bed on a massive E / speed come-down cos you thought you were just letting go of a fart, that could happen to anyone. 8) ^That^ up there is properly mental. ;)
 
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