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You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

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You might be a junkie if the dictionary on your computer now has 100's of drug terms added to it since they were not originally recognized by spell check and you got sick of seeing the red squiggly line under the words so you added them to the dictionary.

Lol I know this all too well except I didnt need to add them. The correct spelling just automatically appears now because I used them so much. This is on my cellphone and not my computer however.

You are probably a junkie if you go back to the same dealer who has ripped you off previously even though you know it is a terrible idea because he says that he will throw me some extra heroin for the last time he ripped me off and you just cant resist.8(

Edit: o and i did get ripped off again haha.

Yeah that was a mistake but sometimes dealers do actually apologize and in return you comeback and get your dope plus some. This has never happened to me but my friend was sold bunk bags and the dealer didn't know or gave them the wrong bags and in return for that the dealer apologized and gave them those bags in real dope plus more.
 
my old dealer would give double if he got weak or bunk dope. quite the enabler for real lol.
 
You robbed your drug dealer but still called him to try and cop after...

LOL I've actually known someone to do this, and it was pathetic... pathetic on so many differently levels... pathetic that she did it in the first place without thinking of the long-term repercussions and pathetic that the dealer agreed to see her again after that shit!

But, to be fair, the dealer's got plenty of money and product, and he's kind of a real softy, especially for the ladies; also, she didn't really "rob" him in the traditional sense, just sort of was supposed to run an errand for him and then turned her phone off instead, taking the bags that she was supposed to deliver to someone else. lol
 
if you can barely sleep at night because your too excited to wake up and do a few more lines for breakfast

...if after half an hour in bed you are like "fuck tomorrow", do those lines and stay up the whole night to enjoy your opiate high.

...you redose plenty of times although you're high as fuck and after every dose you think "fuck, I did way too much... ok, i'll do one more now" within few minutes.
 
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LOL I've actually known someone to do this, and it was pathetic... pathetic on so many differently levels... pathetic that she did it in the first place without thinking of the long-term repercussions and pathetic that the dealer agreed to see her again after that shit!


I've had that happen to me and I don't even deal. He still calls me up to this day to try and get meth. He's even threatened to rob me for meth I don't have, lolol
 
-If you still use dope while living in a Government-Funded Halfway House because at least you don't have to worry about paying rent (til I got kicked out that is).

-If you never quit using, but started going to AA/NA meetings cause if you CAN convince the people there you're sober - well - they're quite generous (free meals, cigarettes, money for "gas," etc. - It works - It really does).

-Going to rehab for 28 days is your version of an oil change.

-In the past year, you're employment file states you've been late for work 38 times - I think I've had more "flat-tires" in one year than most people have in a lifetime.

-You're willing to pay your dope dealer an extra $20 bucks to get their in 10 minutes - $30 if he makes it there in 5 minutes.

-After 3 days of knowing him, you start letting your semi-homeless, gang-affiliated drug dealer stay with you at your hotel - not because he'll give you free dope - just so you have EASY access to him in the morning (no driving 30 minutes to get your morning shot!).

-You've never had a relapse, because you've never quit using for more than 24 hours - except when broke or unable to find drugs.

-You make your living doing Internet Marketing, yet you pawn your computer (your sole source of making your income) and get enough cash to buy 3 bags.

-Your friends wonder why the cigarettes you bum them have half the filter cut off of them.
 
-If you still use dope while living in a Government-Funded Halfway House because at least you don't have to worry about paying rent (til I got kicked out that is).

-If you never quit using, but started going to AA/NA meetings cause if you CAN convince the people there you're sober - well - they're quite generous (free meals, cigarettes, money for "gas," etc. - It works - It really does).

-Going to rehab for 28 days is your version of an oil change.

-In the past year, you're employment file states you've been late for work 38 times - I think I've had more "flat-tires" in one year than most people have in a lifetime.

-You're willing to pay your dope dealer an extra $20 bucks to get their in 10 minutes - $30 if he makes it there in 5 minutes.

-After 3 days of knowing him, you start letting your semi-homeless, gang-affiliated drug dealer stay with you at your hotel - not because he'll give you free dope - just so you have EASY access to him in the morning (no driving 30 minutes to get your morning shot!).

-You've never had a relapse, because you've never quit using for more than 24 hours - except when broke or unable to find drugs.

-You make your living doing Internet Marketing, yet you pawn your computer (your sole source of making your income) and get enough cash to buy 3 bags.

-Your friends wonder why the cigarettes you bum them have half the filter cut off of them.

Haha. These are good.
 
And kind of fucked up lol the one at least

haha I always wondered why my friends' cigs were like that...now I know why.

Anyway, i'm not enough of a junkie to compete with any of these but I got some tendencies such as calling every friend on my phone when i'm desperate for opiates even tho most of them don't use opiates or even drugs for that matter. I did this once and pissed alot of people off lol...but that's what happens when my guy is out of dope.
 
LOL, guilty! I am not *quite* of that age, but old enough to be from the era that we DID refer to pot as "dope". A "young whippersnapper" friend of mine laughed when she heard me say that, so now I try not to do so, if only not to make things more confusing. ;)

I guess you could say I'm getting up there in age for BL but I've always referred to smoking pot as smoking dope but I don't call a bag of pot anything other than that, it's not a bag of dope. Does that make any sense?
 
I guess you could say I'm getting up there in age for BL but I've always referred to smoking pot as smoking dope but I don't call a bag of pot anything other than that, it's not a bag of dope. Does that make any sense?

Yes, I"m old, too, and in high school, we referred to smoking pit as smoking dope, but if in a bag, it was a bag of pot. Interesting.
 
You might be a junkie if you have ever said "oh I won't take any in the week. It will just be a weekend treat".
I bet nearly every junkie,myself included said those words right at the start of heading into a habit.
 
You already planned on using your school refund money to buy a brick of heroin once you get it. Hey ill still have left over money for other things I need for school.

I decided to give college a shot in 2010 2 years after h.s. I dropped out halfway through my second semester and I returned my books (spent $600 of money that was given to me by the state for supplies), which I bought all brand new cuz it was free money that I didn't need but could only spend at school.

I got back $200, which I picked up on the way to get pills and I spent it on roxis
 
You might be a junkie if you are gonna blow your load in two seconds due to junk sickness inside your girlfriend unless you shoot some gear to make it last longer
 
I decided to give college a shot in 2010 2 years after h.s. I dropped out halfway through my second semester and I returned my books (spent $600 of money that was given to me by the state for supplies), which I bought all brand new cuz it was free money that I didn't need but could only spend at school.

I got back $200, which I picked up on the way to get pills and I spent it on roxis
Yeah, I ended up doing it and spent at least 700 on heroin out of my school money... lol grant money left over. I got a lot of free money but I feel terrible wasting that on heroin. I wouldn't even look at my bank statements because it shows all the withdraws I made /:
 
If I could have blown the actual $900 on oxy and weed I probably would have. I couldn't spend any of it on anything except books tho so when It came time for trade ins I just traded all 4 books for $50 a piece
 
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