copy pasta from OD social...
so my aunt and uncle go away for a few days, leaving their favourite nephew (me) to house-sit while they're gone. say you're in the same situation. what's the first thing you do?
a - raid the liquor cabinet;
b - take a long ass, 45min shower;
c - take a mouthful of valium and prep up a shot of morphine or;
d - *insert your plans here*
well, i'm allowed to drink their alcohol so i pour a vodka after the coffee i had before they left, set up a movie on their media center and prep a shot of morphine after munching down 40mg of valium then crank the air conditioner at 20 degress celsius just before i puncture the crook of my elbow and push down the plunger and feel a blanket of euphoric warmth rush from head to toe.
i've now set the hookah up with some lovely peach flavoured tobacco. the joys of being able to smoke inside! booyeah.
after i watch this movie i will proceed to jump in for a lengthy shower
what would ya'll do in my situation?