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Gibberings CXI: A Bit Like Real Weed

Mailmonkey whats with the spastic style typing of late?


Your typing like thespade after a night on rum and benzos
 
I think he's having a mental break down, Postman Pat got promoted instead of him.
 
TheSpade said:
Looking at my online banking and can't figure out if I've actually got a fair bit of cash or I'm skint. The 'balance' and 'available balance' are HUGELY different and I've got various money going in and out including cheques that may or may not have cashed and paypal stuff coming off that they claim they've taken but I can't see on my statement so I've no idea what has or hasn't came off yet. I just remembered I owe HMRC £170 (allegedly, scamming cunts) and my bank are reducing my overdraft....sometime soon (can't remember when) that I need money for. So I'm either OK and can pay them no bother and have a fair bit of cash left or I'm fucked. Confusing. :|



Valium, coffee and vodka. Bizarre mix. Why do you add vodka to your coffee Dan?

I bet in half an hours time you'll be nicely chilled / drunk / buzzing and be surprised about it despite the fact you've taken drugs and are drinking. :D
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The "Available Balance" is how much you actually have, im pretty sure anyway. Say like when my balance says I have £500 or something, but I know yesterday I spent £80tab at the bar etc it will say available balance £420, its just that it hasnt shown up on your balance yet, but it knows youve spent the money. Im pretty sure thats how it works anyway
 
TheSpade said:
Valium, coffee and vodka. Bizarre mix. Why do you add vodka to your coffee Dan?

I bet in half an hours time you'll be nicely chilled / drunk / buzzing and be surprised about it despite the fact you've taken drugs and are drinking. :D
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haha dunno tastes kinda nice, slightly sharpens up the vallie and adds a lil booze edge, even though my booze tolerance is high so dont really feel much just like drinking. gets rid of the vallie munchies i get, so much cake n stuff downstairs that always seems appealing off im blissed off some diaz

in the mood to get mashed but got few things on tomorrow n wanna save myself for friday night n saturday night
 
The "Available Balance" is how much you actually have, im pretty sure anyway. Say like when my balance says I have £500 or something, but I know yesterday I spent £80tab at the bar etc it will say available balance £420, its just that it hasnt shown up on your balance yet, but it knows youve spent the money. Im pretty sure thats how it works anyway
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It's just not adding up properly, I'll have to wait a few days and check it again when everything is paid in / out and see what the story is. I think I'm alright and have a fair bit of cash so I hope there's not a nasty surprise and I find out I'm skint.
 
anyone know what was the name of a tv program i saw advertised. It was about folk who kept exotic pets that ended up attacking them or such like.

Was wanting to watch it but forgot to record it.
 
Should I try this coffee and vodka concoction for shits and giggles? Or I could do whisky as there's plenty of that in the house. None of it's mines but I doubt anyone will notice. ;)
 
@ mailmomkey typing errors: the cookbook with the spelling mmistakes won the task on young apprentice last week...just thinking...if itv were to lauch their rival to the apprentice, who would their entrep be? how would branson do on such a show?
 
TheSpade said:
Should I try this coffee and vodka concoction for shits and giggles? Or I could do whisky as there's plenty of that in the house. None of it's mines but I doubt anyone will notice. ;)
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You've never had an irish coffee before?
 
Don't think I have. Until 2 weeks ago I rarely drank coffee so mixing perfectly good booze with it never really occurred.
 
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