Gibberings CXI: A Bit Like Real Weed

[Mugz]

You'll get that job no meither. The person recruiting you gets a cut for every "sale" you make.

yeah, was just told I had to sound confident on the phone and I'd definitely get it.

 

[mattnotrik]

@Crackhead yeah I found that picture when I clicked on the extra "Coke" bit, it said something wild though like im going to spend £350,000 on coke in my lifetime? Dont know where they got that from must have put something wrong in somewhere.


hahah them 25mg lines are the ones "mate can I have a line!??" yeah sure ill just erm cut the tail off the end of the other 4 huge ones ive got racked up... and create a nice little one for you to sniff

its all in the width though! 35mg one looks about a standard coke line for me and then the 150mg ones for K, nice to see it out like that though it can look so different, small fat stubby line or monster long thin thing. That 500mg line thoughs got my nose twitching just at the look of it. Also why the lines so wobbly? poor skills, can rack up 4 straight ones in under 0.7 seconds from a lump

 

[Arnold]

can I not do both at the same time? Everyone needs money right?

No since you're not capable of holding down a job as it is, what in heavens sake makes you think you can hold this one down?
You've got roof over your head right now and if you can't milk your employer there's the dole for food.
You'll be doing your shit in 10 years time still as you have been for the last few years.
The only thing you will do with the money is buy more drugs =>more 'sickness' =>etc...

 

[Mugz]

the pic makes me think my etizolam doses are a lot smaller than I originally thought.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Good name change of the Thread Title the first one was shite n it had my name on it so s'all sweet .

I been watching the last series of OZ today done 5 episodes figuring i'm gonna finish it off . I watched it back in about 2000 when it was on ch4 but the scheduling was daft it started out after the Soprano's at like 12 till it got put back to fukin 4am or some shit by that time i would have been well n truely gouched out.

It's one of the best H.B.O series ever n that's a high compliment . I'm sure that anyone else that has watched it would agree ?

EDIT

PT what is a drug meter thing ?

https://www.drugsmeter.com

It's that drug survey that someone posted earlier.

We spoke before about Oz. I second Brimz' recommendation if folk haven't seen it. Fucking brilliant show.

hahah them 25mg lines are the ones "mate can I have a line!??" yeah sure ill just erm cut the tail off the end of the other 4 huge ones ive got racked up... and create a nice little one for you to sniff

Hahaha, classic move that. Done it hundreds of times when caught sneaking off to a room with a couple of my mates at a party.

the pic makes me think my etizolam doses are a lot smaller than I originally thought.

Don't think that. Etiz is not cocaine.

 

[Mugz]

No since you're not capable of holding down a job as it is, what in heavens sake makes you think you can hold this one down?
You've got roof over your head right now and if you can't milk your employer there's the dole for food.
You'll be doing your shit in 10 years time still as you have been for the last few years.
The only thing you will do with the money is buy more drugs =>more 'sickness' =>etc...

Not the way my life is going to work mate, you hardly know me. Stay out of it please. If I don't turn up to this job then I can't make money, there is no basic wage, it's commision only so I kind of have to go to get money, puts a new perspective on it. That's if I get the job anyway

 

[monstanoodle]

Well you've got a lot on your plate at the mo chuck. I'm glad you're seeing the doc about it soon.

Cheers Yellow.
I'm just hoping she'll be up for the idea. I could get myself into trouble otherwise... It'll be the "lesser of two evils" thing again.

On the upside, I've found a watch in one of my draws that I never took much notice of as I don't wear them, but out of curiosity and in my moths-flying-out-of-my-wallet situation I decided to look it up....
It's worth quite a bit (enough to gobsmack me) so I'm going to go to a local watch repairing / selling - buying place soon to get a valuation.
If they don't fuck me about then it looks like I'll be able to treat myself and family to a nice krimbo

 

[Arnold]

Not the way my life is going to work mate, you hardly know me. Stay out of it please. If I don't turn up to this job then I can't make money, there is no basic wage, it's commision only so I kind of have to go to get money, puts a new perspective on it. That's if I get the job anyway

Oh fucking class A bullshit once again there ain't much more to you than what people see on here...

Everybody on here knows what's going to happen anyways.
It's about time you grew up.

 

[brimz]

No since you're not capable of holding down a job as it is, what in heavens sake makes you think you can hold this one down?
You've got roof over your head right now and if you can't milk your employer there's the dole for food.
You'll be doing your shit in 10 years time still as you have been for the last few years.
The only thing you will do with the money is buy more drugs =>more 'sickness' =>etc...

optimist you are fukin ell .
People do change .
Thought this was a bit harsh .

 

[parttime crackhead]

Not the way my life is going to work mate, you hardly know me. Stay out of it please. If I don't turn up to this job then I can't make money, there is no basic wage, it's commision only so I kind of have to go to get money, puts a new perspective on it. That's if I get the job anyway

Mate, seriously. That job is just short of a scam. Don't take a job that doesn't pay you a basic wage. Think about sitting there for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week & getting no-one to sign up. 40 hours of your week wasted for £0.

A normal, non-public sector, job would mean that you don't get paid for the days that you don't go (well you do but just SSP, which is fuck all) so you'd have motivation to go to work so that you got paid, if that's what you think you need.

There's a good chance that job won't pay you even if you do go (if you don't get any sign-ups), so how can you rely on that to pay rent etc? That would stress you out beyond belief & be absolutely dreadful for your mental health.

Someone back me up here, I know I'm right.

 

[ColtDan]

^ what arnold said

 

[brimz]

Oh fucking class A bullshit once again there ain't much more to you than what people see on here...

Everybody on here knows what's going to happen anyways.
It's about time you grew up.

I fukin hate it when folk give it that "grow up " line what makes you so much fukin better ?
i'm drunk btw .

 

[brimz]

^ what arnold said

N you leave it as well Dan . I do believe that you haven't left home so you wouldn't know about that type of real world stress .

Sorry in advance.

 

[parttime crackhead]

N you leave it as well Dan . I do believe that you haven't left home so you wouldn't know about that type of real world stress .

Sorry in advance.

Brimz, read my post. Arnold hasn't put it across in the best way.

My advice to Mugz not to even consider that job has perfectly good reasons backing it up. Nothing to do with "grow up" etc. Just regarding that particular job.

 

[Mugz]

Mate, seriously. That job is just short of a scam. Don't take a job that doesn't pay you a basic wage. Think about sitting there for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week & getting no-one to sign up. 40 hours of your week wasted for £0.

A normal, non-public sector, job would mean that you don't get paid for the days that you don't go (well you do but just SSP, which is fuck all) so you'd have motivation to go to work so that you got paid, if that's what you think you need.

There's a good chance that job won't pay you even if you do go (if you don't get any sign-ups), so how can you rely on that to pay rent etc? That would stress you out beyond belief & be absolutely dreadful for your mental health.

Someone back me up here, I know I'm right.

It's not sitting in an office, it's being dropped off and going door to door, pretty scary stuff, never done that before, only sales experience is working at the officers club clothing store when I was 16 and selling glowsticks at nightclubs. It's gonna be hard fucking work, but beats sitting at home doing nothing. Think it's pretty much a weeks trial and if I make no "sales" then I am off the job. The job doesn't pay a thing, only commission, it's a gamble but better than sitting at home.

I fukin hate it when folk give it that "grow up " line what makes you so much fukin better ?
i'm drunk btw .

Thanks brimz, arnold was harsh and hasn't a fucking clue, I've never interacted with him on here either to be honest which made the post a bit more surprising.




Also, getting this job if I do will be experience if nothing else, and a chance to try and prove myself as a salesman.

 

[eclipsedesign]

Mate, seriously. That job is just short of a scam. Don't take a job that doesn't pay you a basic wage. Think about sitting there for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week & getting no-one to sign up. 40 hours of your week wasted for £0.

A normal, non-public sector, job would mean that you don't get paid for the days that you don't go (well you do but just SSP, which is fuck all) so you'd have motivation to go to work so that you got paid, if that's what you think you need.

There's a good chance that job won't pay you even if you do go (if you don't get any sign-ups), so how can you rely on that to pay rent etc? That would stress you out beyond belief & be absolutely dreadful for your mental health.

Someone back me up here, I know I'm right.

Yup. Like I said in the previous iteration of the gibberings thread, after a long time with no success finding a job and wanting anything, I went for one of these interviews at this 'renewable energy' company, passed the phone interview, got called back to come see them the following day. All happy, suited and booted I went to the interview which I apparently passed with flying colours (who doesn't...).
A couple of days later I went to the induction day where they expected me to pay for my train fair out of town to go to this persons house to try and sell them insulation or something, I could tell something was not right as pay had not even been mentioned yet and so I enquired what the basic rate was. They informed me that it was comission only at which point I told them I was no longer interested and went home.

When I got home I thought I'd google this company as I thought something was a bit awry. Turns out they had several subsidiary companies for advertising agencies and various other companies. They use people until they get pissed off at not earning any money and leave, then they get the next batch of unsuspecting people to come and have a go. All the while the people at the top are milking it. Avoid man.

 

[Kronos]

Spoke to TekkeN earlier if anyone knows him, sounds like hes doing great!

 

[Mugz]

Yup. Like I said in the previous iteration of the gibberings thread, after a long time with no success finding a job and wanting anything, I went for one of these interviews at this 'renewable energy' company, passed the phone interview, got called back to come see them the following day. All happy, suited and booted I went to the interview which I apparently passed with flying colours (who doesn't...).
A couple of days later I went to the induction day where they expected me to pay for my train fair out of town to go to this persons house to try and sell them insulation or something, I could tell something was not right as pay had not even been mentioned yet and so I enquired what the basic rate was. They informed me that it was comission only at which point I told them I was no longer interested and went home.

When I got home I thought I'd google this company as I thought something was a bit awry. Turns out they had several subsidiary companies for advertising agencies and various other companies. They use people until they get pissed off at not earning any money and leave, then they get the next batch of unsuspecting people to come and have a go. All the while the people at the top are milking it. Avoid man.

Sounds the exact same job I guess I'll just have to make money, I know off hand though that it's commission only and it's not putting me off, I wanna get out of the house and do something for a while.

 

[Arnold]

I fukin hate it when folk give it that "grow up " line what makes you so much fukin better ?
i'm drunk btw .

I hate it when people give the 'you don't know me line' when NEARLY every bit of their life is on here and out in the open.
I also hate it when someone butts in with their 2p and doesn't realise that.
I'm being purposely blunt with Mugz since being 'nice' gets you no where.

 

[monstanoodle]

Spoke to TekkeN earlier if anyone knows him, sounds like hes doing great!

That's great news to hear!!!! {^_^}
I hope he comes on here sometime soon
Cheers for the heads up Kronos