Gibberings CX - dragged from the dole queue

[pinkpapaver]

If you read enough psychics books then you would see that there is plenty of evidence and experiments that point towards the multiverse being a "fact"



I can go with that. I don't know hardly enough to try and convince people, all I know is what I've read.



Think as long as you like, I'll be waiting.

physics or psychics?

 

[Ceres]

He's a lucky fucker, I remember me mum being horrified/massively amused because my cousin text her a photo of her boyfriend's dick with a ribbon tied round it.

Who does that to their aunty?! I mean we're a close family but no way am I sending my aunty photos of my girlfriend's fanny!

hahahah. if that's your cousins idea of normal things to do with a mobile phone I'm impressed.

 

[Ceres]

Blows your mind drastically fantastically... ♪ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drrxYDUX76Y

yes its a tune in the wrong thread, no i dont give a fuck. cos this, and the whole album, is a timeless fucking belter

For the first time ever I clicked on one of your tune links expecting something that lived up to the hype, curious to see what your taste in music is.

at least now i know.

>come to think of it, that sounds a bit cuntish of me to say. sorry

i had some mxe 20 mins ago and suddenly the effects of being awake 2 days in a row came crashing home turning me into a brain damaged retard. agh

 

[TheSpade]

I no longer click Dans links, he hypes it up every time saying it's a classic or mind blowing and then it's turns out to be some 'glitch hop' (whatever that is) nonsense.

 

[parttime crackhead]

I no longer click Dans links, he hypes it up every time saying it's a classic or mind blowing and then it's turns out to be some 'glitch hop' (whatever that is) nonsense.

That was one of his better ones as well.

Even when he almost gets it right, he still misses slightly. If you were going to post a Prodigy track alongside a comment like that you'd post something off Jilted Generation or Experience, surely?

"it's a classic or mind blowing" - Like every time he has a little bit of fun on drugs

 

[masaz]

hahahah. if that's your cousins idea of normal things to do with a mobile phone I'm impressed.

Aye haha, think she's a couple cocks short of a gangbang, posted her STD results on facebook as well, the entire family was mortified.

 

[Munroe]

Classy bird.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Aye haha, think she's a couple cocks short of a gangbang, posted her STD results on facebook as well, the entire family was mortified.

Classy bird.

Haha, aye sheer class. Gie's her phone number?

Wait, was the STD test clean? If so then, aye - phone number.

 

[Mailmonkey]

Wait, was the STD test clean? If so then, aye - phone number.

If not, I'll have her phone number anyway :D

 

[Munroe]

Use a carrier bag rather than a condom, just to be on the safe side like.

 

[parttime crackhead]

If not, I'll have her phone number anyway :D

You're already riddled anyway, so you've nothing to worry about.

Use a carrier bag rather than a condom, just to be on the safe side like.

I prefer a crisp packet. One of those big Doritos numbers.

That being said this one in particular should more properly classified as a biological weapon than a female.

Hahahaha!

 

[Munroe]

Crisp packet and a laccy band. Fuck that ribbed for her pleasure shite.

 

[Mailmonkey]

You're already riddled anyway, so you've nothing to worry about.

Exactly, I don't even bother going for "clean" women, they wouldn't come near mine...

 

[Munroe]

Attempting to find a scene from misfits where Rudy uses a sandwich bag for a condom. Stumbled upon this: http://www.contracept.org/none.php

Ineffective methods of contraception include:

Using the withdrawal method and forgetting to withdraw

 

[parttime crackhead]

Hahaha. Outstanding.

 

[masaz]

Haha, aye sheer class. Gie's her phone number?

Wait, was the STD test clean? If so then, aye - phone number.

Aye, clear as day, somehow. Will get on it, prob written int bogs round her way :D

 

[Urbain]

I feel terrible... Best birthday ever.

 

[Ceres]

Why would he do that? Was he showing off? Trying to make you jealous? Or giving you something to keep you occupied on your all night stim binge?

none of the above, it's just how him and his gf roll.

 

[Ceres]

I feel terrible... Best birthday ever.

hahah congrats.

 

[Mailmonkey]

none of the above, it's just how him and his gf roll.

this is making less and less sense. At least it made sense when I thought you'd been nobbing your mate's gf.

So, she KNOWS he's given you photos of her breasts? And she gets off on this? What aspect of it gets her off? The fact that her bf is sharing pictures of her? the fact that his mates see her tits? The fact that one of his mates cracks one off over her tits? Or maybe that the mate shared it with an internet forum?