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Hey! What do you look like? Show us! v.IX - Where's Wally?

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Were you dying to read it again? Surely you'll have saved it on your hard drive for future reference? Even if not you studied it so much you'll know it off by heart anyway.
 
I did, I wanted to quote you for amusement value :) I can remember some of it. I can remember thinking how you managed to make even the most exciting places in the world sound really boring, how you manage to unite all nationalities in a universal disliking of you, and how strange it was you seemed to spend more time on Bluelight than you did when you were at home.

Did you delete it?
 
When you brought this black bird back to Scotland, didn't it all go tits up when she realised you were an annoying, miserable twat and wouldn't shag you?

Think you said you'd ruined a decent friendship.
 
brimz said:
Sounds really intimate :\ I can believe it though.
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It was really grim, I was really drunk, I'd only met her a few hours before (hadn't really had a conversation with her at all). Beer goggles told me that she was no bad. The booze had wore off a bit by the time I went to go home, that's when I clocked how hacket she actually was (& thought about what I was doing & where I was doing it lol). Pretended not to have a phone when she asked for my number, then she reminded me that I'd just spoke to my mate about half an hour ago, so I told her I didn't know my number & to give me hers. I randomly hit keys on the phone then charged round the road quick style in shame haha.
 
I just hope her pussy his arsehole was tight enough, Spade.

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Marmalade said:
When you brought this black bird back to Scotland, didn't it all go tits up when she realised you were an annoying, miserable twat and wouldn't shag you?

Think you said you'd ruined a decent friendship.
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I didn't 'bring her back' to Scotland. She came to visit me in Scotland. And no none of what you've just said is true. You're another one just like your wee buddy B&W who claims to remember every detail of MY life and then twist the story to suit you.

parttime crackhead said:
It was really grim, I was really drunk, I'd only met her a few hours before (hadn't really had a conversation with her at all). Beer goggles told me that she was no bad. The booze had wore off a bit by the time I went to go home, that's when I clocked how hacket she actually was. Pretended not to have a phone when she asked for my number, then she reminded me that I'd just spoke to my mate about half an hour ago, so I told her I didn't know my number & to give me hers. I randomly hit keys on the phone then charged round the road quick style in shame haha.
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That's funny. No point in regretting that sort of shit though if you didn't have stories like that life would be boring. Everyone has shagged a few ugly and fat birds, apart from Rockstar of course.
 
TheSpade said:
Everyone has shagged a few ugly and fat birds, apart from Rockstar of course.
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I've never shagged an ugly bird and I've only shagged one fat bird, the other one (the fat and ugly one) got away with a bottling. That doesn't mean I coshed her with a wine bottle.
 
lol everything we say is true and you know it, which is why you delete your threads :)

I might bump the old travel thread, its whatEvad would have wanted <3

its not often in life you come across someone who's as big a cocknose as yourself so when you do it tends to stick in the memory.
 
knockando said:
I've never shagged an ugly bird and I've only shagged one fat bird, the other one got away.
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Because you've only shagged one bird?

badandwicked said:
lol everything we say is true and you know it, which is why you delete your threads :)

I might bump the old travel thread, its whatEvad would have wanted <3

its not often in life you come across someone who's as big a cocknose as yourself so when you do it tends to stick in the memory.
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Does it sound like I'm in anyway ashamed of ANYTHING that happened on any of my travels? Naaaaah am I fuck. %)

You're obsessed with me B&W, accept it. Can't blame you like.
 
Why do you all sAY Fat Ugly Bird ?

It's As if being fat or overweight makes you ugly period . Big Girls can still be pretty this just shows how shallow you are
 
TheSpade said:
That's funny. No point in regretting that sort of shit though if you didn't have stories like that life would be boring. Everyone has shagged a few ugly and fat birds, apart from Rockstar of course.
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I do regret it. As in, I wish I hadn't done it. I find it funny though so fuck it, if I didn't find it funny I wouldn't tell people about it.
 
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