One of the guys I used to buy weed from in uni halls never ate anything but those Rustlers, funny thing is he thought they were the shit. He always had a bunch of people in his room watching tv shows, playing xbox, you know the usual lot who bought off him. Sometimes he used to feel generous and offer people those burgers, he always acted so surprised when people were like nah mate, he couldn't comprehend how you could possibly turn down such a majestic culinary creation. One night he said he was proper cooking cause he had bought bacon and was microwaving that instead. Guy was class.
Same guy used to make fun of me cause I used to make my own chips, as in from actual potatoes, he just couldn't believe it.